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Clips from NewsRadio - Towers (S05E05)

"They gotta-- They gotta use the park too."
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"I see. So you're envisioning"
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"entire families of mutant mole people"
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"coming up from beneath the streets to play some ball?"
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"Yeah. See? I got a manhole right here."
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"Look, it's also gonna destroy three historic blocks."
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"Does the Landmarks Preservation Bureau have anything to say?"
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"Well, to tell you the truth, I was kind of hoping"
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"to slip it right past them. You know what I mean?"
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"Excuse me, sir. But how are you gonna slip this past anybody?"
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"Oh, well, see, they-- They think I'm building a--"
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"Building a parking garage right here."
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"And? And, you know,"
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"a lot of things can, uh, happen"
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"while you're building a parking garage."
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"Like? Like three square blocks could,"
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"uh, you know, accidentally implode during the night."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"I know what you mean. Yeah."
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"You-- You do realize, sir, that I am a-- A reporter."
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"Oh, what, do you--? What, do you want to put this on the air?"
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"Well, yes. Reporters have an obligation"
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"to put stuff like this on the air."
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"Well, Clark Kent was a reporter"
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"but he didn't go blabbing around he was Superman, did he?"
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"Well, that's probably"
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"Okay, fine. It doesn't matter."
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"Those hussies from Landmark Preservation can't stop me,"
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"because once the people learn about the Jumbo Jimbos"
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"they're gonna be clamoring for them in the streets."
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"I think, sir, you are greatly overestimating the power"
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"Hey. You've gotta do something about Matthew."
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"Oh, come on. He's just going through a phase. It's natural."
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"Well, that's easy for you to say."
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"I'm sorry. That's just how we do things around here."
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"New guy has to sit next to Matthew."
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"And normally I am cool with that."
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"But it's literally crazy."
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"What's he doing now? Well, just come and see."
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"I'm coming. Will you come on?"
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"What? He's working peacefully. What?"
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"Watch this."
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"Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, ner--"
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"Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, ner--"
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"All right. All right."
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"What are you doing, hm?"
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"I can't have that."
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"Matthew, trust me, all right."
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"Shouting "nerd" at people is not what punk's all about."
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"Oh."
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"a pretty little face like yours"
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"so I could smash it."
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"and-- And if you'd like to talk about it, we can--"
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"Nerd."
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"Nerd. N-- N-- N-- N-- N-- Nerd."
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"[LOW PITCH] Nerd."
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"[HIGH PITCH] Nerd."
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"Seriously, Matthew, i-i-if you just need to talk,"
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"you know, my door's always open."
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"Or if-- Maybe if you'd like to borrow some records--"
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"Stryper?"
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"S-S-S-Stryper and Winger"
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"...and The Best of Jon Bon Jovi."
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"Matthew, I don't mind you changing your appearance,"
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"but when you start bringing crap like this into the office"
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"old man. I'm young, I'm strong,"
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"You call this punk? I can't take this."
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"I said, good day, fascist. Matthew!"
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"[♪]"
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"In the wake of WNYX's story,"
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"the Landmarks Preservation Bureau now plans to review"
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"its original permit."
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"Meanwhile, some 50 peaceful protesters"
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"have gathered outside the Criterion Building,"
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"home of WNYX, to demonstrate against"
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"the proposed construction."
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"More after this."
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"Help Jimmy. Someone."
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"Mr. James, are you all right?"
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"DAVE: What the hell happened?"
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"Mob. Angry. Jimmy. Helpless. You!"
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"All right. Let's go in the break room."
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"I'm gonna patch you up, okay? We're gonna get you a snack."
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"Yeah. We're gonna get you some pudding."
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"Calm-- Calm down."
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"It's not like you personally attacked him."
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"No, I didn't."
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"Other people did it. I'm completely innocent."
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"Exactly. Yeah. Just like Charles Manson."
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"Lisa. For your information,"
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"Sorry, Mussolini. I had some business to take care of"
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"down on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
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"Doing what?"
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""Mayhem"?"
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"Deal with it, bloody ponces."
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"Bloody what? Po..."
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"Mayhem!"
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"Oh, it was awful. It was just-- It was just--"
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"Oh, they were swarming all around me."
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"You know, they were pulling and clawing."
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"if I hadn't thrown a bunch of cash up into the air."
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"I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I knew there'd be protesters."
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"Yeah, well, if it makes you feel any better,"
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"Can I get you anything? Water?"
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"No, no. I'm fine. I'm-- I'm good."
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"And you know what? You-- You could do me a favor."
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"Could you take that model and put it somewhere down there"
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"close to my feet? Why?"
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"I'd like to stomp it, but I don't want to get up."
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"Mr. James, that's not necessary."
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"I mean, they took away all my permits, you know?"
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"And, uh-- And everybody in the city"
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"seems to have gone sunshine-crazy."
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"Does that make you happy?"
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"No, sir. No, of course I'm not happy."
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"Well, you got what you wanted. You got sun and fun in the park."
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"And-- And Jimmy's legacy got shoved into the damn sewer"
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"with the mutant mole people."
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"I'm sorry. I do not understand why you're so fixated"
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"on having these towers be your legacy."
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