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Clips from NewsRadio - Towers (S05E05)

"Okay."
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"You know who Guggenheim was?"
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"Wrong. He was some guy who built a ugly museum,"
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"named it after himself."
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"What about me?"
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"What about Jimmy James, huh?"
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"He's just nothing. He's a big fat nothing."
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"Sir. You are hardly nothing."
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"Well, you're-- You're right. May-- Maybe I'm not nothing."
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"Of course you're not nothing. I'm Jimmy James!"
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"Yeah! The guy who's gonna blow up the Guggenheim."
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"No, sir. No."
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"I was trying to get a packet of crisps,"
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"and the flipping machine ate me quid."
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"Okay."
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"First off, in this country, we have dollars, not quids,"
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"we call them "potato chips," not "crisps,""
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"You know what I think of that? Revolution!"
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"It says "mayhem," Matthew."
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"[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, right."
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"[CLEARS THROAT] I was gonna get revolution."
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"From now on,"
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"you are going to come to work on time,"
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"you are actually going to do your work"
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"and you are gonna dress like a radio professional,"
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"not like some 14-year-old glue-huffer."
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"If you show me your belly one more time, you're fired."
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"I wasn't going to."
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"Yes, you were. No."
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"Well, then what were you gonna do?"
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"I was going..."
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"Huh? ...you to kiss me bum, monkey."
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"I got something for you. This is a perfect legacy."
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"A bridge?"
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"With your name on it."
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"Thousands of people will cross it every day."
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"Lisa, nobody ever says anything good about a bridge, all right?"
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"They'd-- They'd be, like, uh,"
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""Traffic was blocked up for hours today on the Jimmy James,""
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"or some-- "Some loser jumped off the Jimmy James today,""
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"or, "I was driving along the Jimmy James"
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"while my best friend was back-- Back home in bed with my wife.""
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"That last one could happen anywhere, sir."
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"Yeah, I know. But it didn't. It happened on the Jimmy James."
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"Okay, so we have to think unconventionally, right?"
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"BOTH: Big."
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"Right."
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"Already tried it."
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"You did not. I did so."
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"Yeah, I did. Lost some damn good divers too. Damn barracudas."
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"Well, this is certainly turning out"
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"to be a lot harder than I thought."
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"Oh, tell me about it."
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"You know I-- I once had a mountain carved in my likeness."
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"Nah, they made me look fat,"
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"so I had to blow the whole thing up."
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"Oh, hey, Joe. How'd that vigilante justice work out?"
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"Ah, I couldn't find any punk rockers"
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"That's cool. Skateboarders are wankers."
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"Yeah, sure. What time do you get off work?"
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"Why? You gotta get there early"
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"Oh."
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"Mr. Nelson."
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"Hey, Reg. What's the problem?"
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"I found him in the coffee shop"
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"stuffing plastic forks in his pants."
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"Afraid not."
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"Well, keep an eye him if you're gonna let him off his leash."
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"Sure, Reg. Later, fuzz!"
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"Ma-- Matthew?"
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"[NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. I would have gotten away"
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"if they hadn't all shifted around down there."
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"What could you possibly have been thinking?"
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"No. And by the same token, I didn't give birth to you."
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"So don't tell me what to do, okay, please."
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"and I'm telling you to get in that room for the next hour"
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"and think about what you've done."
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"Believe it or not, Matthew,"
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"Yeah."
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"You care about me like an employee or a man?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"You're serious."
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"Care. I said care."
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"This is like a real moment we're having here, Dave."
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"Yeah. Let's not ruin it with a lot of emotions, shall we?"
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"No. Wow, this whole time, I was just--"
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"I was thinking of myself. Mm-hm."
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"And here you were thinking of myself too. That's--"
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"To an extent, yes."
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"An extent. Wow. I'm sorry, Dave."
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"and fly right from now on. Great."
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"I'm just glad we had a chance to sort this out."
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"But first, punish me. I don't think that's necessary."
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"to my satisfaction-- Punish me. I want it."
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"[SIGHS] Okay, wait in the break room."
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"Joe."
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"Why not make it a revolving restaurant?"
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"Yeah. That'd be great."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, well, I am pleased to announce"
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"that the New York City skyline will not be tarnished"
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"by the Jimmy James Space Tower Plaza."
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"Ain't it grand? You're happy?"
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"Well, Max-- All right, sweetie, look, give me a second."
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"Max, I'm gonna get the towers, all right?"
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"I'm just gonna build them in London."
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"London, England?"
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"Yeah. Home of the American Werewolf."
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"But won't that screw up London"
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"as much as it would screw up New York?"
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"Who gives a damn about London?"
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"Seriously, Joe, I'm not a punk anymore."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Hey, Max, you still got that butterfly on your butt?"
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"[SANDER WHIRRS] [MAX SCREAMS]"
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"[♪]"
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"Stop it. Why don't you?"
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"Well-- Matthew."
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"Yeah. Rub it all over my face."
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