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Clips from NewsRadio - Towers (S05E05)

"Yeah? Well, now you can stay awake during the day too,"
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"because it is time to shake hands with tomorrow."
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"Come on."
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"All right. So there comes a time"
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"in every man's life"
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"when he must turn with bittersweet reverie"
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"to thoughts of his legacy. Mr. James? I'm on the air"
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"in two minutes, so-- Okay, fine. All right."
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"what does a rich man usually do"
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"to make a lasting impression, huh?"
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"is build a huge-ass building. Ta-da!"
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"Look. It's shaped like two J's."
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"Yeah, and, uh, why do you suppose that would be, Maxie?"
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"Your initials."
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"Attaboy."
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"I always hire the smart ones, don't I?"
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"What is this, uh, little building right here?"
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"Is that a storage shed or something?"
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"Nah. It's the Plaza Hotel."
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"Sir, h-how big is this building supposed to be exactly?"
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"Dave, it is 200 stories."
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"There's gonna be, like-- Like, 14 swimming pools,"
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"And wait-- Wait until you look. Wait for it."
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"The biggest damn disco you ever saw."
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"But, Mr. James, the Sears Tower's only, like, 110 stories."
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"I have two words for you, Joe: mon-ney. And lots of it."
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"[NORMAL VOICE] Okay, hurry."
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"Matthew, why are you dressed like that?"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Because I'm a free man."
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"Okay? I don't have to wear a suit and a tie"
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"in your fascist little circus."
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"Matthew, you've never worn a suit and tie in your life."
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"Why did you do that to your hair?"
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"Because my hair has rights too. What are you gonna do about it?"
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"No, I wasn't-- You know... Nothing. I was just thinking,"
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"that's the same color my grandmother used."
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"Bollocks."
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"Okay, I guess I'd better go talk to him."
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"Oh, good, Dave. I was just setting you up."
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"Yeah."
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"Matthew?"
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"If you've come to give me guff"
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"just don't waste your breath, grandpa."
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"Well, Matthew, I--"
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"I probably would give you some guff,"
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"but I'm afraid root beer doesn't count as a brewsky."
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"Bollocks."
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"I get it. You've, uh--"
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"You've gotten into the whole punk scene."
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"And that's all right."
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"In fact, I-- I-- I had a really great collection"
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"of, uh, Buzzcocks albums. Uh, all on vinyl."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Question: Do I care?"
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"Answer: No bloody way!"
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"[NORMAL VOICE] Screw the clown."
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"And-- And the-- The pony that he-- He didn't ride in on."
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"You know, it's the 30 candles in the cake"
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"that just really broke the camel's arse."
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"I understand, you know. I mean, I found it kind of hard"
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"I managed to channel it in a more socially acceptable way."
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"What? What--? What--? What did you do?"
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"Quite a bit, come to think of it."
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"Although that's-- That's not really"
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"much of an option for you, is it? No."
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"But it's only natural. I mean, we all have that desire"
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"to turn back time and, you know, relive our youth."
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"Yeah. Maybe you do, Dave."
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"But this is my first time being a punk, so..."
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"You mean, you didn't go through a punk phase"
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"when you were a kid? No."
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Hold on to your panties,"
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"nancy boy."
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"You enjoy it, Matthew."
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"♪ I am a lineman For the county ♪"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Here's your coffee, Dave."
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"Thank you, Beth."
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"[NORMAL VOICE] God, what is wrong with him?"
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"Nothing. He's just going through a bit of a mid-life crisis."
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"Oh, he freaked out about the big 3-0?"
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"Oh, Dave, I've seen this before."
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"and next thing you know, they're hassling the old people"
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"and the streets are no longer yours."
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"It's Charles Bronson Week on TNT, right?"
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"Dude, every week's Charles Bronson Week on TNT."
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"True. But leave him alone, all right?"
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"I'm gonna just talk to him."
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"Uh-huh. All right. Well, be my guest."
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"Joe, why are you growling?"
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"You're not gonna hurt him, are you?"
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"Yeah, I'm gonna hurt him a little."
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"No. Dave thinks you're just gonna go in there"
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"and talk to him."
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"Oh, trust me. I've been beating up punks"
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"ever since I was a little kid."
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"Joe, Matthew's not a punk. He's a poser."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"I gotta work this off somehow."
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"Down to the alternative-record store"
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"and kick some ass."
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"What's up, sir?"
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"to see how the-- The Jumbo Jimbos look from space."
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"How do they look?"
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"Huge."
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"from way up there, huh?"
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"Lisa, you're standing, like, three feet away from me."
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"Yeah. I-- I know. I-- I was just trying to--"
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"Yeah, shoot. Go ahead."
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"Um, I-- I've been doing a little calculating."
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"but, you know, a-- A 200-storey building"
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"is gonna cast quite a shadow."
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"directly on Central Park."
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"Yeah, so?"
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"So?"
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"So plants will die,"
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"people will get mugged"
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"and children will be deprived of vitamin D."
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"People can do that stuff"
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"in the other four-fifths of the park."
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"Besides, what about the people who live in the sewers"
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