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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Leslie Uggams (S03E03)

"♪ Here I am ♪"
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"Well, that number shows what a great actress Leslie Uggams is."
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"Actress? She wasn't acting, she was singing."
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"Yes, but she looked like she enjoyed it."
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"That's acting."
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"- OK, nice number. - Ow! Ow!"
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"- Oh, very good, Leslie. - Thank you."
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"- Who stepped on your toe? - What?"
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"Who stepped on your toe?"
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"Kermit, if you need me, I'll be in Camilla's dressing room."
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"Oh, Camilla. Camilla the chicken?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so nervous."
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"Tonight's our first formal date and I'm almost sick with fear."
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"Well, I imagine she feels much the same."
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"Oh, you think so? Oh, boy."
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"Suppose I get so excited that I faint?"
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"Gonzo, I don't know. I suppose she'll have to give you"
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"mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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"She'll have to what?!"
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"Or in your case, mouth-to-beak resuscitation."
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"[Gonzo shouts]"
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"Of course, I was just rehearsing my faint."
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"I hope Camilla's been rehearsing hers."
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"- [knocking] - [Gonzo clucking]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[crashing]"
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"[stammers] Oh, oh, gosh. I think the room is spinning."
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"I may faint."
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"[shouts]"
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"[thud]"
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"- [preparing to sneeze] - [stammering] Camilla?"
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"Camilla? Camilla, aren't you going to kiss me?"
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"[crashing]"
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"A chicken with hay fever."
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"- [Camilla panting] - Well, look now, Camilla,"
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"Camilla, why don't I take you out for some fresh air?"
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"[panting]"
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"[relieved sigh]"
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"[clears throat] Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,"
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"here at Muppet Labs"
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"where the future is being made today."
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"Well, jeepers, you're about to witness"
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"the world's first demonstration of fireproof paper."
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"Here is my assistant Beaker, carrying a lighted blowtorch."
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"to ignite the fireproof paper in this basket."
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"[screams]"
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"[Bunsen] There is no way this paper can burn."
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"With Muppets' fireproof paper, you will always feel secure."
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"Tune in next time, and witness Muppet Labs"
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"That's all for now, from Muppet Labs."
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"- [Bunsen] Oh, dear. - [Beaker screams]"
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"What do you suppose they call that?"
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"A novelty act?"
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"I don't know, but it wasn't too bad."
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"[Piggy sighs] ♪ La la ♪"
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"Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird."
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"Huh. No kiddin'?"
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"Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood, Sesame Street."
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"Oh, isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?"
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"Uh-huh. Well, who are you?"
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"Who am I?"
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"I am Miss Piggy."
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"Oh. Well, do you work around here?"
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"Uh, listen, yellow thing,"
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"uh, do you see this star here?"
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"Oh, yes. It's very pretty."
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"And, uh, do you know why it is there?"
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"- Well, uh... - Hmm? Hmm?"
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"[clears throat] I am the singing star of this show."
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"A singing pig?!"
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"[laughs] That's very funny."
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"Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird."
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"- [screams] - [thud]"
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"Oh! You do acrobatics, too."
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"Oh, Leslie, it's really a pleasure"
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"to have you on the show with us."
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"Well, thank you, Lew. And it's a thrill for me"
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"to work with a boomerang-fish thrower."
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"Well, I should think so."
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"a great boomerang-fish thrower?"
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"Well, you gotta have sole."
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"I should have guessed."
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"But in that case, I use a catcher's mitt."
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"Why? No, no, don't tell me. Let me guess."
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"Uh, just for the halibut?"
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"See, you're catching on."
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"Listen, how did you acquire this talent? Was it an accident?"
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"No, it was on porpoise."
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"I give him the straight lines and he gives me the fish lines."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, I started this act using kippers."
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"My brother and I did the act together, but we split up."
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"- Why? - [both] Am I my brother's kipper?"
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"Oh, great idea. I'll accompany you on this."
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"Well, Lew, I was kind of expecting violins."
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"- Well, what the heck? - Yeah."
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"[♪ Here You Come Again]"
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"♪ Here you come again ♪"
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"♪ And shakin' me up so that all I really know ♪"
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"♪ Is here you come again ♪"
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"♪ And here I go ♪"
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"- Two at once. - All right."
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"- [whistling] - Fascinating. I love this."
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"Whoo! Fun, fun, fun!"
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"Watch this."
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"♪ All you gotta do is smile that smile ♪"
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"♪ And there go all my defenses ♪"
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"♪ Just leave it up to you and in a little while ♪"
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"♪ You're messin' up my mind ♪"
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"♪ And fillin' up my senses ♪"
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"♪ Here we go again ♪"
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"♪ Lookin' better than a body has a right to ♪"
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"♪ And shakin' me up so that all I really know ♪"
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"♪ Is here you come again ♪"
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"♪ And here I go ♪"
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"[shouts] ♪ And here I go ♪"
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"[Leslie] Ahh!"
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"Ma!"
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"That reminds me. This show has always reminded me of a sardine."
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