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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Living the Dream (S01E01)

"♪ It doesn't mean a thing"
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"♪ For only you can make these things ♪"
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"Oh."
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"I don't think it's wanting it enough that's the problem."
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"Well, a new listing came in."
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"I thought of you the minute I saw it."
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"What?"
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"Sellers are motivated, it's within the gates,"
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"but on the smaller side, and you only need 5% down."
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"Wow."
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"That's, like, all our savings."
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"10 years' worth just for a down payment?"
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"Math is workable."
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"Math is workable?"
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"Come on in, we'll do some crunching."
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"I'll take your coat."
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"Come on. Here."
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"Um, let me, um --Just a sec."
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"Sorry. Oh!"
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"Oh, my God. I am so sorry."
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"Oh, no. I just bit my tongue."
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"Can I -- No, no."
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"Just come in, and we can discuss the --"
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"You know what? It's -- It's fine."
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"'Cause I don't think this actually would really make"
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"a lot of sense for us right now."
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"But you should really ice that."
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"Hi. Excuse me."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Um, could you tell me what shade of red is right?"
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"I-It's my anniversary coming up,"
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"But when I try, I always choose"
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"the wrong shade of red and end up looking trashy."
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"With you? Impossible."
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"Come on. No, no."
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"I totally agree."
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"This whole look really works for you."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, it's just tinted ChapStick."
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"Well, you coulda told me."
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"And a Powah Ball quick pick, bonus numbah 11 for Edelman."
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"And, uh, throw in a couple of the wheel scratchers."
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"My girl likes 'em."
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"Allison."
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"There's my girl. How are ya?"
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"Hey, D. I'm -- I'm good."
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"How are you?"
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"Eh, you know, better than your Uncle Chuck with his back."
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"More like it tripped down three flights of stairs."
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"what can you do, right?"
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"Physical therapy?"
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"Oh, sweetie, you got a little snag."
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"Ooh. What's in the fancy bag?"
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"You bring your auntie something nice."
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"Uh, no. It's for Kevin."
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"I got him a watch for our anniversary."
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"Mm. La-de-da."
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"-What'd he get you? -Nothing yet."
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"He wants me to tell him what I want."
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"O-Our first anniversary, Chuck got me running shoes."
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"Yeah. Can you imagine?"
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"These knees don't run."
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"Don't make men guess."
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"Tell him you want a Dyson or a Pandora's bracelet."
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"Well, I-I don't want any of that."
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"Hmm?"
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"You got lucky, honey."
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"Mm?"
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"Ah."
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"Kevin?"
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"-Present. -Oh, good, you're home."
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"I'm home and I'm screwed."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Word of the party got around work."
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"All the way up to Bossman Harrison."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Now he's coming and he cannot hang."
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"I found what I want for our anniversary."
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"I told you to tell Neil."
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"I did. He's crying next door."
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"Happy anniversary."
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"What's this?"
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"We're moving!"
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"Okay, so we need to get a credit report"
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"and fill out an application."
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"And you paid off that student loan a while back, right?"
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"Why would I pay it back if you never went to college?"
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"-Because you still used it. -Yeah."
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"To invest in Neil's Hooters for Butts business."
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"Ah, yes. Only a matter of time"
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"till you see that back-end."
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"Can you, uh, hand me the tablet?"
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"Kev, this is fancy."
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"Look, it's got granite countertops and a mudroom."
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"We could be Amherst Gates residents in one month."
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"It's great, babe. It is."
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"But, I mean..."
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"do we have to go?"
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"Can't some things just stay the same anymore?"
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"We've saved for so long. We can cover the down payment."
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"We can own a home."
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"Is it really that much better than this place?"
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"It's not about the house, you know?"
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"It's a fresh start."
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"We can be everything we always wanted."
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"I don't know what else we could be, but..."
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"but okay."
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"What Allison wants, Allison gets."
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"Good."
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"'Cause I've already made an appointment at the bank"
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"first thing Monday morning after the party."
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"Ah. What party?"
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"It's useless now that High and Mighty Harrison is coming."
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"Being around him is constant work."
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"Oh, you say the same thing about shoes with laces."
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"I don't even see the point of a party anymore."
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"Oh, God."
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"I've lost the will to rage!"
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"What is there even to live for anymore?"
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"Look at that closet space."
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