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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Living the Dream (S01E01)

"Wow."
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"So much room for cleaning products."
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"Oh, and that bedroom."
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"Ooh, I never wanna leave that bedroom."
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"I can see us now."
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"Lying in that bed."
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"You're wearing some hot little thing."
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"And we can finally do that thing you say we'll never do."
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"We've had this discussion."
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"Gotta embrace change, baby."
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"What can I say?"
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"I got in the habit."
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"Come on!"
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"It was just one nun,"
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"and please don't talk about my parents having sex."
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"I thought for a second you canceled."
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"Ah. Never!"
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"I had one of my strokes of genius!"
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"You know, instead of the regular strokes."
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"I realized, I spend every Anniversa-rager"
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"putting out fires."
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"That was one time, and your eyebrows grew back."
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"We just gotta keep him away from our party."
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"So, we're gonna have another fancy, boring-person party"
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"for him in the living room that you get to throw."
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"You'll distract Harrison with wine"
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"and tiny crackers in the living room,"
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"and I'll take care of the real party."
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"Okay, but you really think he's not gonna notice"
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"a party in the next room?"
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"We're having our party in the backyard, Allison."
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"Think of the kitchen as a buffer between the two,"
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"Like St. Peter."
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"But more judgmental."
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"I have always wanted to have the boss over for dinner."
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"It's what people do, right? Great."
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"Then since it's also your party,"
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"you get to pick up the supplies."
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""Get to"?"
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"Okay, but if I do this, you have to behave, okay?"
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"No liquor. Only beer."
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"We have that appointment at the bank first thing tomorrow."
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"Hey, I'll take it easy like Sunday morning."
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"-It's Monday morning. -What?"
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"Huh?"
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"Just don't go crazy, okay?"
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"We need the bank guy to believe"
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"that we're the kind of people who deserve a new house."
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"This is like when you said you were going back to school?"
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"Or when you wanted to go to Paris?"
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"Yeah, we'll just kinda all pretend it's happening"
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"until you come to your senses?"
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"Nope. You and your sister"
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"are gonna have new neighbors to torture."
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"It's happening, Neil."
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"Oh."
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"I don't want you to overreact --"
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"I'm dying inside!"
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"And outside!"
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"Should we --I'm good."
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"Give me the lip stain in candy apple."
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"Please."
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"Okay."
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"Please stop saying "meats.""
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"Meats!"
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"for those fancy cheese and meat plates,"
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"Because I'm busy."
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"I'm auditioning Tom Brady look-alikes for the party."
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"Tampa Bay is trash, man."
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"People adore you here."
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"You should've stayed."
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"Well, I had a great run in New England, and I --"
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"Why does everybody leave?!"
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"We're gonna be okay."
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"Meats and cheeses."
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"Hey, honey."
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"A smile looks nice on you."
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"Hey, you wanna see if you pass inspection?"
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"-No thanks. -It's a joke."
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"It's a joke."
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"I was hoping to get a coffee and that maybe"
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"so you'd have to place those order --"
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"Aah. Aah!"
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"Oh!"
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"Sam."
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"Allie."
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"Thought I might see you at some point."
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"You look [Sighs]... No."
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"...exactly the same."
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"Uh, h-- wh-- you, uh, moved back?"
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"And you work at a diner?"
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"Close. I moved back,"
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"and I own a diner."
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"This is yours?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, yeah, well, I'm surprised I didn't recognize you."
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"Well, market research shows people in New England"
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"like diners where they think a white lady cooks the food."
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"Doesn't market research also show that"
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"Worcester is not the best place to open a yuppie diner?"
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"You'd be surprised."
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"Worcester's an up-and-coming city."
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"No, it's not. No, it's not."
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"Oh."
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"But why? You got out."
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"You got to live in New York City."
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"Well, Syracuse."
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"So, what'd I miss the last 15 years?"
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"In Worcester?"
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"Um..."
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"oh."
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"There were, like, three new traffic plans"
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"for Kelly Square that you missed out on."
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"-So...condolences. -Mm."
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"I must be crazy coming back here."
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"Yeah. So, um, why did you?"
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"Kinda just pulls you back."
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"Yeah. I get it."
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"Uh, so, how long you been back, and where you staying?"
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"Well, uh, Jenn's parents are still in their old house."
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