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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Living the Dream (S01E01)

"Neil, ideas like that are why I keep you around."
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"Shit, Kevin!"
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"Kevin! What did you do?!"
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"Honey, go bandage that hand."
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"I felt sorry for you."
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"I killed him with oxycodone, and made it look like an OD."
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"Yeah!"
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"We're in Seventh Kevin, baby!"
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"Hey, one more and that's a sweep, son,"
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"and that means a naked lap for you, Neil!"
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"God, not again."
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"Patty, what do you care? You're my sister."
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"Which is weird 'cause you're three years older than me."
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"Here we go. Kevin."
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"Larry Bird!"
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"Aah!"
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"I mean, sorry, Mom."
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"Neil, what is our one house rule?"
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"Yankees suck."
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"No. Don't call me Mom."
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"Well, this looks fun."
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"This is practice."
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"Can't lose the beer pong tournament"
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"Okay, yes, well, about the party."
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"Oh."
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"Man. No!"
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"That maybe, instead of a rager,"
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"we could celebrate our 10th anniversary"
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"with something more...adult."
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"-Like a threesome? -Like a threesome?"
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"Um, no. No."
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"Like, maybe a-a grown-up dinner together."
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"I mean, we are 35."
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"Well, I'm just hitting my prime, and you --"
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"Hmm?"
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"...are, too."
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"Very quick. I think she bought it."
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"Come on."
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"You love the Anniversa-rager."
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"You always say, "I don't want one!""
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"But I know you have the best time"
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"putting it together and -- Oh!"
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"I do love a planning phase."
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"Nothing says "party" like your flowcharts."
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"Alright."
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"Let's get this all cleared up, okay?"
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"'Cause dinner's almost ready."
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"-Oh, come on! -I'm up next!"
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"No, see, this is why I call you "Mom.""
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"Guys, leave her alone, alright?"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, babe, how about this -- how about next year,"
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"we will celebrate our anniversary your way, 'kay?"
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"Game on!"
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"Game over! It's naked lap time, Neil!"
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"-Hey, babe. -Yes?"
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"Can you grab us freshies?"
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"Oh!"
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"Allison, avert your eyes."
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"I can't have you leaving Kevin for me."
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"I'm fine!"
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"Okay."
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"I just stepped on a very large roach."
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"Aw, no. Did you kill it?"
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"Worcester Harvest Fair has a contest for biggest vermin."
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"'Course we do."
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"Next time, just, uh, sweep 'im into your shoe."
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"It was bigger than my shoe."
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"Uh, what have I said about green stuff?"
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"It's garnish."
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"On scrambled eggs and hot dogs?"
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"Yes."
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"Yum."
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"Ke-- Mm. Kevin, when I bought you"
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"those Curt Schilling coasters, you promised you'd use them."
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"This coffee table's from Pottery Barn."
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"Pottery Barn from Goodwill is just Goodwill."
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"It's like getting lobster from McDonald's."
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"It's the nicest thing we have in this house."
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"Uh, I think you're forgetting about my Wade Boggs rookie card."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Don't you think it's time we take some of the money"
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"we've saved and invest in our future?"
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"Wade Boggs only appreciates."
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"Nope."
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"You really should get -- really should get going."
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"Aw. Man."
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"Well, uh, you can wear a fat suit and install cable,"
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"and I can work at the happiest place on Earth."
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"-It's a liquor store. -I know what I said."
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"It's no fair that you get to work there"
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"while I have to watch my snobby boss"
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"give the fiber optic job to Brenda. To Brenda."
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"That job was mine."
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"-Well, it pays the same. -Psh."
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"You can't put a price on prestige."
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"Tell that to Pottery Barn."
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"Okay. Well, I'm gonna go run some errands before work."
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"Oh. Uh, hey, if you're looking"
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"for an anniversary gift idea for me,"
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"they make alcoholic snow cones now, so, just an idea."
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"You know that's permanent marker, right?"
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"Well, that's 'cause it's a permanent reminder."
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"so tell Neil what to get -and he'll tell me. -Tell Neil what to get and he'll tell you."
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"Love you."
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"Love you."
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"♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do ♪"
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"♪ You and me"
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"♪ A smiling face"
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"Pick up your trash."
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"♪ In life"
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"♪ It doesn't mean a thing"
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"♪ For only you can make these things ♪"
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"♪ Worth remembering"
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"No!"
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"♪ A yellow moon"
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"Aah!"
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"Why would anyone put a trash can there"
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"in the first place?"
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"Ugh!"
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