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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Bobcat Goldthwait (S01E01)

"I know you're definitely not wearing any underwear. It's very obvious."
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"You're my brother."
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"Step out of the rain as Tom gets born again."
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"Face it!"
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"Here's your lousy war!"
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"Tom cruises down Broadway."
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"We're here on Hollywood Boulevard with my good friend Bobcat Goldthwait."
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"- How you doing, Bob? - Pleasure to meet you."
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"Okay, I'll play along. Nice to meet you."
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"So I'm really glad I could have you on the show. It's gonna be a lot of fun."
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"I'm a little baffled. What is this show?"
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"But am I here because it's kitschy to have me on?"
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"Are you having me on because it's funny to have me on?"
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"Or do you genuinely think I'm funny?"
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"Because if I'm Fox's idea of a celebrity, you're in a lot of trouble."
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"Meet Bobcat and the Knight Rider."
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"He's almost got it all."
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"Tank, Britton's older brother and Devin's best friend."
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"He's just as attractive as Devin, only with slightly different sideburns."
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"...America is more than just a language."
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"Kind of."
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"... with a twinkle in his eye and a secret."
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"And Akeem..."
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"Why me?"
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"...I don't know, strange or something."
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"It's just..."
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"...a headache."
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"Spider, did you hear? Devin's got a headache."
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"I know."
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"But I don't even know what to do. I don't know how to talk to him anymore."
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"I don't think so. It's locked in his head."
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"...like a herd of buffalo got into my brain."
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"- Word! - Where is everybody anyways?"
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"Hey, who are we kidding? It's all my fault."
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"Nobody wants to hang around a guy who's got a bad headache."
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"Anyway, you know, we're gonna promote the show. I think the show..."
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"You know how many Urkel-O's he sold going on there?"
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"- Don't... - He's the father of comedy, and..."
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"It's not like that, really."
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"I can't believe you're making me do this. You know you're gonna give it to me."
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"Think maybe I could kick down a door?"
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"William Shatner."
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"How hot was it?"
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"Todd Bridges."
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"In fact, you fat, American swine make me sick."
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"You better pack it in, you tosser."
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"You know, I tell a joke. That's all I do. I tell jokes."
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"I don't do the teatime theater."
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"I just... I tell jokes. You know, "On the home front...""
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"Blood, sweat and tears."
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"What we'll be forced to drink after the global environmental apocalypse."
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"It's just a part I play."
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"A part you chose to play, sir."
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"Where is Johnny?"
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"Johnny quit the show. I'm trying to get his job here. Help me out."
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"Look, old man, if you won't step aside, I think somebody's got to take you out."
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"Let's go. Right here, right now."
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"Look at us! Is this what you want?"
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"For what?"
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"Do you know what it is to feel..."
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"I got it. They gave it to me."
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"I got the show. All that kissing up paid off."
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"Time to kiss up to Mr. Jay."
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"Yes, it's all behind us. The plant is mine."
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"Could we get Doc Severinsen on the phone? I have to tell him something."
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"We're on Hollywood Boulevard still with Bobcat Goldthwait."
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"I love coming down to Hollywood Boulevard. You know why?"
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"How are you enjoying the show? You having a good time here?"
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"- You want to leave? - I wanna get off the show. Is that cool?"
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"I'm sorry. I've got an American Gladiators at 12:00."
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"We'll be right back in a second."
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"People Magazine says, "He's Lamb Chop with an attitude.""
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"Where's my headcheese?"
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"Entertainment Weekly calls him, "Archie Bunker with pink hair.""
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"I will not have a blubber-chewing igloo jockey rubbing noses with my daughter!"
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"What do I look like? A baby seal?"
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"LIFE magazine says, "It's like Married... with Children with heart. ""
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"If you do that, I will dig a hole and bury you alive!"
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"Bye!"
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"Here's the juicer you wanted. What are you gonna make?"
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"Idiot juice. Now, jump in."
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"And we say, " This sock will warm more than your feet. ""
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"Honey, your stinking trap is the greatest."
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"Skank. Something on Fox smells funny."
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"... present a different kind of made-for-cable movie."
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"Tennis star Andre Agassi is taking it to the net in:"
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"Advantage Agassi."
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"He's fully endorsed and ready for action. But in a game of doubles..."
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"This is a game of doubles!"
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"... he's been playing singles way too long."
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"You've played singles way too long."
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"So the word on the street is that that showoff, Agassi, is back in the game."
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"And he's facing his toughest opponent ever."
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"Just don't tell him his backhand needs work."
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"A high-strung, grand slam, scruffy-faced, blind judge, groundstroke winner."
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"We're back, and we're riding around Hollywood in a fantasy tour bus."
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"- You feel like Pauly Shore right now? - Don't say that."
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"I'm trying to just do a show."
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"- But there's nothing here. - I know. Just pretend, okay?"
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"I'm really not doing Pauly Shore, am I?"
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"Actually, Pauly Shore's not bad. Teenagers need a new Ernest."
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"Okay, hello, video diary. It's August 12, 1982."
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"Did I mention who I'm going with?"
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"She is coming with me."
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"And then when Eddie V. Is ripping into his wicked solo on "Jamie's Cryin"'..."
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"Ben, you better hurry up if you want to get a good spot."
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"Rock 'n' roll is here to stay."
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"...that means that's where you're sitting."
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"And you shouldn't lose your spot when you go to the bathroom."
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"I kept... You know, nobody owns grass."
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"- I know, it's... - I mean, you looked good."
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"I forgot about that end part. It was really bad."
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"What's that?"
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"No, listen. I thought maybe like we could be Wayne and Garth."
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"Or Garth and Wayne, whichever one you want to be."
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"They've done that on Saturday Night Live."
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"...you ask me something, and I go, "Not!" I think that would be funny."
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"That's great. I think we should think about it."
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"We'll be right back, and we'll work on that."
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"Shut your stinking trap!"
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