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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Bobcat Goldthwait (S01E01)

"- Where? - By the Miller farm by the ridge."
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"- I can't hear you! I can't hear you! - She's a witch!"
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"- Who the hell are you? - Shut up!"
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"Good sir, this woman is the spawn of Satan."
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"- You're a liar. - Hang on a second."
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"First of all, who are you?"
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"- Hey, Johnny! - I got him! I got him!"
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"Come back!"
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"- You got a kid, right? Right? - Yes, sir."
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"What happens to the kid you get burned at the stake? Who takes care of the kid?"
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"- I swear, sir, I am not a witch. - Beelzebub?"
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"Ask her about the blood. She was drinking blood!"
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"- Liar! - Hey, hotshot. Step it back."
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"Step off."
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"- All right, watch him. - He..."
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"Your buddy here says this woman's a simple prostitute..."
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"...and you were refusing to pay."
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"Of course he'd say that. He's a witch too."
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"- That is a lie! - Shut up!"
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"- Arrest him! - Shut up!"
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"I don't think you're a witch, but when a complaint's filed, it's up to the magistrate."
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"- They're witches, all of them. - I wish I were a witch. I'd hex you!"
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"Everything will turn out all right."
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"If they drown, we know they weren't witches."
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"- It was a pleasure meeting you. - You were great."
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"I was great? I didn't even do anything."
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"- Give the guy back the camera. - No, go ahead."
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"Give me the camera!"
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"Shut your trap!"
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"Hey, hotshot. Back it off, all right?"
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"I want a statement out of you, I'll get it."
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"Security, I'll get you too. You'll never take me alive!"
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"Colonel Qaddafi, he's the head of a country."
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"Pretty stupid. He makes himself a colonel."
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"Yeah, you with the bald head, I'm getting the glare. It's like, hello."
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"You can't fool us. He's combing it over, saying, "Hey, nobody will know.""
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"I thought Andy Warhol was dead."
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"- It's like a little thing we play... - No, I don't know you. I never met you."
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"It's like a comedy show. We show little films. It's really just fun. Fun comedy."
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"Yeah, it's your show, Ben. Go ahead!"
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"Anna, an exchange student who's learning that..."
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"A joke now. Wait three months. This show's a hit!"
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"I don't like this curtain here. You know, it's a little..."
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""Did you read the paper today?" This is what I do. It's pretty simple, really."
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"Okay, but I'm warning you, I'm feeling a little under the weather!"
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"I want to leave."
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"Yeah, but we're not over yet. Can you hang out?"
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"That's great. That's great the way you do that."
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"Skank, you're home."
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"... and the World Tennis Organization..."
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"- Shut up! Shut up! - No!"
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"- ... he's serving up justice. - Give up the purse."
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"Andre Agassi in his dramatic cable debut:"
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"Advantage Agassi."
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"It's excerpts from my life that I've taped over the years."
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"Not!"
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"... one-on-one conversations with Skank himself!"
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"Call now. Skank is waiting."
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"Shut up. Shut up!"
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"That's it. We're about out of time. I'd like to thank Bobcat Goldthwait."
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"Bob! Can somebody...? Come on! Bob!"
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"Come here."
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"Spider. All he's ever had is his music."
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"- Urkel-O's? No. - Urkel-O's."
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"Melrose Heights 902102402."
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"That's right! Exciting, live and uncensored..."
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"And they should have graduated from high school years ago."
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"They're today's young adults, dealing with today's problems."
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"A dream of making it."
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"Advantage Agassi."
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"Hey, you, come here."
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"...that's when I make my little move on Sarah."
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"... as he re-creates some of his best-loved roles live."
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"...only not as loud."
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"Tank, I heard Devin has got a headache. Do you think we might catch it?"
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"Now, you gotta listen to me. It's gonna be okay."
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"Different people with different hairstyles but one thing in common:"
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"...you should go on The Tonight Show. Urkel went on The Tonight Show."
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"The Tonight Show's good because Johnny's the father of comedy."
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"Spock."
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"What do you know about suffering? Your whole life is frivolous and petty."
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"People from all over the world come here."
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"Why don't you..."
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"It's Fox-errific!"
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"Ernie Hudson as Captain Willie Jones."
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"Fine."
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"Tennis, anyone?"
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"Have a nice set, Mr. Agassi."
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"Hi, how you doing? Welcome to the show."
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"Sarah Dalton."
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"Actually, she's gonna meet me there by the snack stand."
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"They're young. They're cool. They've got style."
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"With Armand Assante as the evil drug lord, Ramirez."
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"What's wrong with you lately? You've been acting so..."
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"... and have your parents foot the bill."
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"Where's she usually keep her stinking purse?"
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"We got a match that this is a witch out here, so we're gonna check it out."
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"And this time, he's got his court reserved."
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"All right, you got an old man? Someone you shacked up with?"
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"Don't worry about my past."
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"- Thank you. Thank you. - I'm not violent."
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"All I can say is, good luck."
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"Why don't you use this guy?"
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"It's me again, and..."
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"- Who was that, honey? - My mom."
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"America's going nuts for Fox's newest comedy smash, Skank."
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"Shut your stinking trap!"
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"ESPN..."
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"In a city full of crime..."
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"Your backhand needs work!"
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"We'll take them to the village, put them in a cauldron of water."
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"- That's a good one. - And cut."
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"We'll come back and... All right?"
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"Kids, here's a way to phone your favorite new TV star..."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Why don't we go to our first little piece, all right?"
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"Vaughn, a sassy, impish prankster..."
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"Just try to relax, Britton."
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"Talk to him the way you always did..."
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"It starts here and moves to the back of my head..."
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