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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Patty (S01E01)

"No, you're not."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Nah. You're just having a time."
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"Patty, I'm not "having a time." I'm serious."
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"I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna make it look like an OD."
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"Okay."
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"What? That's -- That's not exactly an insult."
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"I mean, you're like -- you're you."
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"You mean the person who just saved your ass from two cops?"
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"Yeah, and it's not like you shot 'em and we're on the lam."
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"You asked nicely."
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"Maybe you talk -- or think -- a big game, but come on."
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"When it really comes down to it, you're, like..."
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"wallpaper."
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"Are you mad at me now?"
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"Yes."
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"You're right."
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"I think I am just having a time."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Can you notice this bruise?"
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"Oh, what? You mean where the giant trucker fell on you?"
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"Shoot."
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"Allison, you think I'm walking around wondering"
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"how I'm gonna explain a random gun in the house to Neil?"
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"No."
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"I'm gonna bury it in the backyard"
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"so I don't have to explain anything."
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"Cover it up."
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"Some criminal mastermind you'd be."
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"Allison?"
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"Jenn!"
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"Hey! Hi!"
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"Hey, girl. How are you?"
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"I'm fine. Fine."
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"This place is great, right?"
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"Totally. I-I-I love it here."
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"That foundation's perfect for you."
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"It's so good for under-eye circles."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh."
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"Oh. It was so good seeing you."
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"Let's get coffee soon, okay?"
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"Sure. Sure. Okay. Bye."
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"Hi. Um..."
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"how much is this?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yes."
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"There's a CVS down the street."
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"No. That's -- That's fine."
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"Um, I will take this."
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"Of course. Please."
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"Is there anything else I can get you, ma'am?"
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"No. That's -- That's all for today..."
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"ma'am."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You look... perfect."
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"Kurt, it's -- it's Tuesday."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh. That's cold."
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"Yeah."
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"We don't usually hang out on Tuesdays."
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"I just, uh, I thought I'd make an exception."
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"So we could talk."
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"Okay."
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"Maybe you got some thinking done on the road?"
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"About us?"
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"You forgot."
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"I proposed."
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"And... y-you forgot."
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"No. No, I did-- I didn't forget."
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"I mean..."
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"I-I really -- I mean to think about it."
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"I did think about it. I just --"
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"The truth is, I didn't know why"
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"you had to propose in the first place."
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"It's fine?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's good, you know?"
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"Because I don't want to just stand still"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"I'm not asking for anything weird."
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"It's what normal people do."
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"Look, if this is the way you want things, then..."
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"yeah, I-I -- you know, I can't do it anymore."
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"No."
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"We're not."
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"Then we're done."
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"Fine."
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"You know what?"
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"Have fun rotting at Kevin's house."
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"Well, this is cozy."
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"Yeah. It's a tight fit."
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"Hey, well, what's going on here?"
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"Ah. The women of the hour are here."
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"Allison, would you be a doll and sit down for a second?"
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"Okay."
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"What is this, Kevin?"
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"Oh, no big deal."
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"Just got a question."
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"what you two did on your road trip?!"
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"I'm gonna make like a border guard here"
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"and ask if there's anything you'd like to declare."
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"-No? -No?"
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"You're mad that we left a wrapper in your car?"
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"Hey, that was aging."
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"Oh, no. This is not about the mess."
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"This so-called "beauty expo" that the two of you took"
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"my car to was located in Brattleboro,"
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"yet the nearest Top Dog burger franchise"
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"is located in Burlington."
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"Well --So, what happened then is that --"
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"by your own account --"
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"you both drove three full hours out of your way"
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"to eat at Top Dog?"
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"And you didn't bring a burger back for me?!"
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"Unforgivable! Sacrilege!"
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"The evidence doesn't lie, ladies!"
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"Wow. He -- He caught us."
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"Yep. Picture of a toaster oven. Lock us up."
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"This is not an "us" problem."
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