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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Career Day (S04E04)

"And tell Phil I'm sorry if I threw him off in there."
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"I probably should learn just to keep my big blowhole shut."
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"Actually, it went a little better than it did in rehearsal, to be honest,"
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"but I will tell him what you said. All right."
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"Your little meltdown in there got me thinking."
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"I'm building a retail office development,"
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"and I could use a liaison to work with the planning commission."
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"Are you offering me a job? Well, yeah."
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"And for the safety of you and your family, I gotta get you out of that house."
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"But you and Phil are competitors. It-Not on this."
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"Look, if this works out, everybody's gonna win,"
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"except for that tropical fish store we're bootin' outta there. Mmm."
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"I don't feel bad about that at all."
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"Can I take a couple of days to think about it? Yeah, yeah."
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"Take your time. No pressure. And when you're ready, just give me a call."
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"Okay. Number's on the stick."
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"See ya! Thorpe! Thorpe! Thorpe! Thorpe. Thorpe. Thorpe."
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"Look what just came in the mail. A letter addressed to you, Lily."
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"- Really? I don't get much mail. - Let's see here."
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"Uh, yeah. Oh, the tooth fairy."
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"I hope it's another hundred dollars."
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"Oh. Well, lookee there. Glitter!"
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"I guess the tooth fairy doesn't have to worry about vacuuming."
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""Dear Lily, I'm writing because I made a mistake and gave you too much money.""
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"Oh."
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""Please leave the hundred dollars under your pillow tonight,"
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"and I'll give you a dollar."
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"Sorry if that bites." Oh."
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"Let me see that."
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"I can't read."
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"And I think we're gonna have to give the tooth fairy her hundred dollars back."
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"- Mm-hmm. - No! I wanna keep it."
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"I'm scared that she's gonna be the one taking care of us when we're older."
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"Chuck Stone,"
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"6 foot 3 inches of steely-eyed determination,"
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"sat at the interrogation table."
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"His mind was a blank."
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"A complete blank."
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"He literally could not think of one single, solitary thing."
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"Then he noticed a spot."
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"It looked like syrup left over from breakfast-"
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"Which made him realize it was lunchtime."
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"Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich-"
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"or B. L. T., as Chuck Stone called it-"
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"would really hit the spot."
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"The secret, Chuck realized, was real mayonnaise."
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"Mmm. Not that healthy crap his wife kept buying for their son."
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"Damn it!"
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"I mean, what's the point of t-t-t-t-t-t-t?"
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""Tea for two. Two for tea.""
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"It only gets worse from here."
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"You can't be serious. Gil Thorpe is my nemesis!"
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"I hate to break it to you, but you're not Batman."
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"Trust me. Gil is a snake, and he's found the perfect way to mess with me."
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"Did it ever occur to you that he was hiring me because of-I don't know-me?"
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"Right now?"
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"I'm sorry, Claire. I hate to do this, but I have to use my veto."
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"- Veto? Oh, you don't get any vetoes. - You veto me all the time."
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"- 'Cause you have dumb ideas. - Name one."
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"That went on for a while."
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"And let's not forget shower snacks."
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"I can't be the only one who gets hungry in there!"
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"Hey, Jay. My mom said you were writing a book."
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"That's fantastic. Uh-huh."
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"By the way, Career Day was a little weird."
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"I think Claire's going through some pretty dark stuff, and you might want to check-"
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"Enough chitchat. I've gotta get a character out of a bind."
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"- Ooh. What did he do? - He told his wife he could write a book."
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"Don't give up, Jay. Self-doubt is part of the process."
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"You can't be a good writer without being critical of your own work."
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"Hmm. Huh. What?"
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"I'm racking my brain for a compliment here. I know. It stinks."
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"And your mom's gonna rub it in my face pretty good. Okay."
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"Why is Chuck Stone interrogating this guy?"
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"He needs the codes. If he doesn't get 'em,"
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"the International Space Station's gonna crash into Times Square on New Year's Eve."
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"- So he's short of time. - Got about two minutes. He's desperate."
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"How about this?"
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""Chuck Stone smiled and lit a cigarette,"
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"as if he had all the time in the world,"
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"when in fact, the world was about to end.""
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"Holy crap. What happens next?"
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"Move over. I'll type."
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"Some coffee would be great. Thanks."
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"I don't understand why we don't just go in there,"
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"we tell her we're taking the money, and that's that."
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"Because this is a teaching moment, and we want her to want to give the money back."
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"I'm just really worried we're becoming..."
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"those overindulgent parents right now. Don't be silly."
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"Okay, you ready, tooth fairy?"
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"- Let's do this. - All right."
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"Lily, look who came to say hi!"
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"It's me, the tooth fairy."
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"And I've come to ask you for a favor!"
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"Are you really the tooth fairy?"
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"Why, yes, I am. Look at my wings!"
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"Can you fly? I wanna see you fly."
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"Well, I can't right now, because-Um-Well, because-"
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"Because the tooth fairy's too sad to fly-"
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"Because she made a mistake that only you can make better."
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"Is this about the money again?"
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"Well, yes, it is."
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"I need enough for all the other children's tooths."
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"Teeth. Wait a minute."
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"You're not the tooth fairy. You're Haley."
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"No! I am the tooth fairy!"
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"Look! Fairy dust!"
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"Why did you lie? You said lying was wrong."
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"We also said that when someone is in trouble, you help them."
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"How do I know you weren't lying?"
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"She is good. All right, Lily, this is ridiculous."
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"All right, the tooth fairy has made a mistake."
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"You need to put the $100 under the pillow, and that is the end of the story."
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"But I wanna buy a scooter."
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"That's what I'd do."
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"I mean, who cares what Santa thinks, right?"
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"Santa? Well, he sees everything,"
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"and this will probably put you on the "naughty" list."
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"But who needs presents every year?"
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"You've got a hundred dollars."
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