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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Career Day (S04E04)

"You can ride around that empty Christmas tree until you're an old lady."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can I have some time to think about it?"
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"You don't need any- Of course, sweetie."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Haley? Okay, that was brilliant."
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"Thanks. Oh, also, can I borrow this?"
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"- Why? - I'd rather not say."
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"You know, after I put on the wig,"
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"Yello? Quick question. Am I talking to live Phil..."
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"What do you want, Gil? I just wanna make sure it's okay that your wife calls me boss."
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"I'm just messing with ya. Although I do think your wife's gonna enjoy being under me."
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"My son is in the car. Hey, superstar! What's up?"
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"Listen, any time you wanna swing by the beach house, I'll be glad to show ya..."
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"how to throw a tight spiral like I did at Texas Tech-booyah!"
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"Tommy! He already knows how to throw."
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"Yeah, my gay uncle Cam taught me. I got this."
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"This was between us. You don't bring family into it."
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"Low blow getting Claire's hopes up."
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"Hey, I'm not getting her hopes up. This is a real job with real bennies."
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"One of which is I get to tell you what I'm thinking..."
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"whenever she leans over my desk!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this! Uh!"
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"Later, Dunphbags!"
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"What a jerk. You know what?"
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"We're gonna tell your mom before she goes into business with this guy-"
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"He's Gilty of being a Thorpe in my side."
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"Trying too hard. Yeah."
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"- Hello!"
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"Move! Ow!"
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"You're fine."
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"So?"
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"How was your first day of writing?"
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"Gloria, shh! Let me finish one thought."
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"Got it."
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"It was slow going at first, but then the juices started flowing."
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"May I? Sure. Uh, if it helps, picture Tom Berenger."
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"I always do."
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"What?"
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"It's just this-This first sentence is a bit long."
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"Long or dynamic?"
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"No, long and confusing. I can't tell who's talking."
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"Maybe that's just to mimic the fog of battle."
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"Oh, okay."
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"- Hmph. - What now?"
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"Just that... there were no cell phones in 1965."
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"That's a mistake. I'm changing that. You can't change that."
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"The point is, I can write."
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"I probably won't pursue it, but it's a viable career option."
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"The C.I.A. had all sorts of top secret technology."
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"Who's to say they didn't have cell phones?"
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"Manny, let it go."
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"And this Chuck Stone-He doesn't seem very good at his job."
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"He's flawed. That's what makes the character interesting."
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"If you want someone perfect, put in a robot."
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"A robot! I like a robot."
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"No! You're not putting a robot in my story. That's right-my story."
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"You must be very happy."
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"I would be, but life got in the way."
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"- What are you doing? - I just got out my old briefcase."
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"It's still capable of doing the job, just like me."
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"Claire, you have to understand something."
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"You have to understand something."
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"I walked around all day on cloud nine because somebody valued me."
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"I value you. We all value you."
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"I know. Of course you do,"
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"because I cook and I clean and I pick up dirty underwear."
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"No, honey, it's different than that."
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"I have been on the sidelines for so long,"
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"I didn't know if anybody would ever think I have what it takes again."
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"I know. Gil's not the greatest guy, but this is important."
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"- And I think- - I think you should take the job."
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"But, Dad-No, Luke. She's right."
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"Your mom's gonna be amazing at this."
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"Mmm!"
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"- I retract my veto. - You never had a veto."
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"- Yes, I did. - No, you didn't, and I'll tell you why."
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"And that went on for a while."
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"- Lastly, this whole conversation would be happening in a yurt. - It's the perfect structure."
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"I have to go take the shoulder pads out of all my old suits."
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"You know he's gonna keep teasing you."
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"If it makes your mom happy, I can handle a few phone calls."
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"And texts. Wow!"
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"What does it say? Nothing I can't handle."
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""We all weave a web of lies."
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"Some we tell to try to help the ones we love."
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"Some we tell to try to fool ourselves."
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"And some we tell because,"
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"the only weapon you've got left is guile.""
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"She's nuts. That's fantastic."
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"Okay, guys, bring it in!"
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"Let's get this place shipshape before she gets home."
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"I'm sure she had a big first day. Haley, I'm putting you on laundry."
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"Alex, kitchen and vacuum. Luke, you're cleaning the bathroom."
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"- Why me? - Because you always mess it up."
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"Yeah, why can't you pee straight?"
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"Hey, I'm doing a great job from that far back. Okay, guys."
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"Team Dunphy on three."
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"One, two-That's right. We got a lot to do!"
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"Honey, what are you doing home so early?"
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"I quit. That man is a complete pig."
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"He treated me like a servant and showed me absolutely no respect."
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"I'm so sorry. You deserve better than that."
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"I do. Oh!"
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"So what's for dinner?"
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"I feel like you heard me wrong. I said, "What's for dinner?""
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"I heard you!"
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"♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"Come on, kids. Come on!"
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"Have you seen her mother? Does not age well."
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"Uh-Great throw. You were right."
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