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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Career Day (S04E04)

"who gets a hundred dollars from the tooth fairy."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's bad enough we're the parents of a six-year-old with a clutch."
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"You know, that bag transitions from day to night seamlessly,"
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"and I no longer have to carry crayons in my front pocket."
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"Can't have this argument again!"
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"Thank you, Dr. Ann, for showing us how exciting and surprising..."
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"a real live therapy session can be."
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"I will hold on to this card."
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"Next up, we have Luke's dad, Mr. Dunphy."
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"Hey."
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"Thank you. Mm-hmm."
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"And yours. And yours."
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"No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a Realtor."
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"Hey-oh! Hey, sorry I'm late!"
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"I just sold another mansion."
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"How you doin', honey?"
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"History is full of great rivalries."
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"Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding,"
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"Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe."
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"In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy."
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"Anyway, uh-"
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"I'm not gonna bore you guys with a lecture."
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"Instead, I'd like you to watch as I converse with a young man..."
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"who's wondering what to do with his life."
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"♪ ♪ Hey, kid."
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"Hey, kid, up here! Up here!"
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"Yo, dude! Whassup?"
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"I'll tell you what's up. I'm interested in helping you..."
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"by telling you all about a career in real estate."
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"Real estate? isn't that just buying and selling houses?"
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"I don't have time for that. Epic fail."
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"Sounds like we need to start at the beginning."
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"You see, real estate is about people."
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"People? I couldn't agree more, Phil."
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"Gil. Matter of fact, last week,"
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"I put a "Spanish" couple into a Spanish home. Gil."
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"A world without houses? That's cray cray."
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"Okay. Okay. Phil. I'm sorry."
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"Gil, please. Believe me, the last thing I-"
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"No. No! But I did sell one to Kobe Bryant."
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"Guess what. He's not talking to you. He's talking to me."
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"And I have a very funny story actually."
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"A guy walks into-No."
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"That's hilarious. No! I haven't told it!"
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"Okay, um-Oh!"
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"And guess what. It was me the whole time."
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"♪ ♪ What?"
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"I think we all know what you were going for."
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"But I'm lookin' out here, and I'm seein' some hungry kids."
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"Am I right? That's why I brought plenty of... Gil pickles!"
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"Who wants a Gil pickle? Come on. Let me see 'em."
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"All right. Come on. Grab one."
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"Gil pickles."
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"Genius."
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"So much better than my Phillow cases."
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"- Claire wasn't a fan. - One of him in bed is more than enough."
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"You hear that, ladies?"
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"All right. Just hit "send.""
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"Hey, you just sold a house!"
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"And you're gonna be chasin' that high for the rest of your life."
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"Give her a round of applause, everybody. She just sold a house."
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"I want to thank you kids for having me here today."
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"And remember the three rules of real estate: Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe!"
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"Okay. Thank you, Mr. Thorpe."
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"It turns out we have a little extra time."
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"Uh, Mrs. Dunphy? Yes."
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"I'm sure the class would love to hear from you."
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"Oh, no. I just came in to help my husband. I'm a-"
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"- I'm a stay-at-home mom. - I know. And that's a very important job."
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"It is. Uh, yeah."
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"I can-I can do this for a minute."
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"Um, stay-at-home mom."
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"Uh, what that means is I actually have a whole bunch of different jobs."
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"I am a chauffeur, a chef,"
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"uh, a house manager, a nurse."
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"Is it what you always wanted to do?"
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"No. Not exactly."
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"Uh, I went to college to study marketing,"
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"and I worked at one of those big hotel companies."
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"But when my kids came along, I just wanted to be there."
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"You know, wipe their noses and change their diapers..."
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"- and tuck 'em in at night. - Mom!"
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"For the record, I do all my own wiping."
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"- So why haven't you gone back to work? - I've done a few things lately."
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"I just redid a house,"
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"and I ran for city council last year."
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"- You're on the city council? - No. I-I didn't win."
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"- You lost. - That's what "didn't win" means."
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"I thought I would be going back to work when the kids got older,"
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"but it-it's not as easy as you might think."
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"People aren't exactly lining up to hire a woman who's almost 40..."
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"and has been out of the job market for 15 years."
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"- I thought you were 42. - That's almost 40, Luke."
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"My mom went back to work when I was four."
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"- So there was no one at home to teach you not to interrupt. - Okay! Hey, hey!"
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"- Let me tell ya something. Stay-at-home moms are heroes. - Yeah."
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"They're the backbone of this country. Thanks, Gil."
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"If I had to do that job, I'd probably drink myself to death."
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"Oh! Honestly."
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"Hey, let's give her a round of applause, everybody."
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"Come on!"
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"Oh, you can do better than that. Let me hear ya!"
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"All right! All right! All right, class dismissed. Get out of here!"
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"No! No, no, no!"
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"We have-Guys, we have three more hours."
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"Here. My old typewriter."
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"You said you want to write. Write."
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"Now? I've got a busy day."
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"I already called your office and told them that you can't come in..."
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"to walk around for 20 minutes saying to everyone, "What's up, sport?""
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"I know this is your subtle little way of saying you don't think I can do it."
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"No. It's life getting out of the way."
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"Fine. I'm gonna take you up on your little challenge, but you should know this:"
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"This behavior of yours is not gonna fly when you lose your looks."
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"Mmm!"
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"You're gonna be long gone by then."
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"Hey! Dunphy."
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"Yeah? Oh. You okay?"
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"I'm fine, fine. Don't let that little smart-ass bother ya, all right?"
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"Well, um, thanks for rescuing me in there."
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