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Clips from Three's Company - Jack Looks for a Job (S02E02)

"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"Hello?"
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"All you gotta do is eat three cans of Carter's baked beans."
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"I got the entry blank for the Carter's bean contest from the supermarket."
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"I came in answer to your ad. Look, I'm gonna be very frank with you."
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"I have?"
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"Hey. What? Oh, uh..."
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"I mean..."
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"what if they see me?"
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"Oh, Mr. Roper, could I talk to you for a second? I'll be right back."
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"Uh, good afternoon, madam."
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"like the Sumatran elephant,"
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"One of what?"
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"[ Jack ] I sign here."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Roper. I didn't hear you knock."
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"- You know, you left your front door open. - I do now."
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"It's very dangerous. Any undesirable could walk right in on you."
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"You're absolutely right. I know."
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"I'll close it. You alone?"
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"Yeah. You'd better leave it open."
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"Of course."
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"Is there anything I can do for you? You got any baked beans?"
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"Baked beans?"
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"Yeah. Carter's baked beans. I just want the labels."
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"Are you on a paper diet or something?"
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"See, they're having a contest, and the first prize is two weeks in Hawaii."
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"And that wins the trip? No. You gotta do a little more than that."
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"Three cans, and you probably will."
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"Look, I don't think I have any, but feel free to look in the kitchen."
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"Thanks. Baked beans."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Hi, Jack. Hi. Hi."
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"- What's that smell? - Mr. Roper's here."
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"You're cooking something expensive again, aren't you?"
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"Ah. So what?"
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"- You can't put a price tag on taste. - You don't have any."
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"Hi, Mr. Roper. What kind of house is it without baked beans?"
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"A house without a can."
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"Jack, we are supposed to be cutting down on our grocery bills."
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"You know we can't afford to eat that kind of food every night."
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"Especially with one of us not working."
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"Well, you don't have to spare my feelings,"
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"Chrissy. Why don't you come out and say it?"
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"We all know which one of us is not working."
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"- All right. You're the one who's not working. - That hurts."
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"- You've got a mean streak in you, Chrissy. - Well, you asked me to say..."
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"I have been looking through these want ads all day."
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"Well, here. Let me look for a while."
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"Well, there's a lot of part-time jobs listed here."
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"Yeah, I know, but none I can fit in with my"
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"school hours. How about this one right here?"
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""Young man wanted to sell encyclopedias. Set your own hours. Good commission.""
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"- Yeah, I thought about that one, but it's not for me. - Why not?"
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"I don't know. Selling door-to-door and hearing all those women saying no."
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"I couldn't take that kind of rejection."
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"I don't see why not. You've had enough practice here with us."
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"Oh, wait. Here's another one."
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""Male models wanted. Ten dollars an hour"?"
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"Mm-hmm. Must be tall, young and good looking."
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"No. They wouldn't want me."
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"Now, why not? You're tall. Yeah."
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"And young. Yeah."
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"And? Maybe they won't notice."
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""Then place a cucumber slice over each eyelid..."
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"and relax for 20 minutes.""
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"Is that you, Stanley? Yeah."
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"- Where'd you go? You didn't even have your breakfast. - Just went down the street."
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"I had to get a..."
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"What's this? Oh, it's for wrinkles around the eyes."
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"Well, it's working. You got a gang of 'em there."
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"Chew it slowly, Stanley, 'cause that's your breakfast."
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"Now all I gotta do is answer 10 simple questions, make up a slogan..."
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"and then mail it together with these three labels."
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"- Well, where'd you get the labels? - At the supermarket."
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"They accidentally peeled off the cans while I was passing by."
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"You're wasting your time. You never won a contest in your life."
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"You're always knockin' me."
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"For once, couldn't you say, "This time, he's gonna do it"?"
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"Oh, I say that a lot."
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"Let's see. What's the first question here?"
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"What's the capital of Ecuador?"
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"- Ecuador? - It's a country, Stanley."
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"Let's forget the questions. Let's go right to the slogan."
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"I thought of a great slogan on the way home. Listen to this."
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"Carter's beans for the red, white and blue."
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"If they're good enough for the army, they're good enough for you."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] Get the door, will ya, Helen?"
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"If they ran a lazy slob contest, you'd win easy."
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"Oh. Hi. Oh, hi. I'm sorry to bother you so early,"
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"but do you have a razor I could borrow?"
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"Oh, sure. Hey, Stanley, get your razor for Janet, will ya?"
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"It's not for your legs, is it? Oh, no. It's for Jack."
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"Jack's legs?"
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"You see, Mr. Roper, he was shaving with his electric razor. Oh?"
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"Yeah. But then, when he was halfway through, it quit on him."
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"The story of my life."
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"- It's in the kitchen, Stanley. - My razor's in the kitchen?"
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"I was slicing cucumbers with it."
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"Just press 'em, Chrissy. You don't have to sharpen them."
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"- I am trying to help you get the job. - Yeah. That's good enough."
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"- Thanks. - You're in luck. I got you another razor."
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"Oh, great. Oh, no. Not a straight razor."
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"Hey, I just wanna shave, not commit suicide."
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"- Hey, I'll shave you, Jack. - Are you kidding? What happens if you cut my ear off?"
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"Well, then, I'll say I'm sorry."
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"- Yeah, but I won't be able to hear you. - Don't worry."
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"I know how to use it. I used to shave my grandfather every day when he was ill."
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"You mean, the one without a nose? That's him."
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