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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Disaster Averted (S07E07)

"Help! Hang on, kid."
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"You can stay in school, that's how."
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"somebody puts a sign up because of something you did."
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"And when you reach my age, and height,"
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"Barbecue weather."
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"Yeah, I'm with these guys."
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"Bikini weather."
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"And then, a week before the hurricane..."
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"I feel his icy grip around my throat,"
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"Is that what you desire, Lily?"
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"No!"
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"Well, life is ridiculous, Lily!"
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"Please, can I take it off?"
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"Barney..."
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"So far, Marshall had slapped Barney four times."
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"but there was one little problem."
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"And if some hot woman gets all her clothes blown off,"
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"Ow! My eye!"
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"and I think I got a sunburn on my cheek."
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"She needed a ride out of the city,"
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"Daddy?"
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"If Lily's staying, then I'm staying!"
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"And you all made fun of me. So guess what?"
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"Um, Ted...?"
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"Hey, if we don't make it through the night,"
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"Can I?"
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"with Marshall's mom."
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"you said you were being chased by two goons."
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"A couple, perhaps."
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"Hey!"
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"Nice!"
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"Life kicks in right now."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"So we owe you one."
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"Okay. The worst is over."
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"It's all right."
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"No."
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"Oh, it's fine."
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"Um, sorry."
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"My hands."
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"It would've ruined everything if we'd been all..."
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"? ?"
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"Psst. In here!"
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"I'm safe. Not quite."
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"The amulet, please, Mr. Stinson."
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"Why?"
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"Help! Help! The kid."
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"Grab my tie."
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"But you're not supposed to take the tie off."
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"You lost a bet with your friends Lily and Marshall"
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"which requires you to wear the tie for a full year."
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"If it means saving your life, I think they'll understand!"
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"They sound like nice people!"
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"Yeah, they are."
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"Grab that..."
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"Come on."
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"That's it."
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"Thanks, Mister."
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"How can I repay you?"
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"No!"
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"True story."
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"But golly, I'm just gonna miss"
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"the heck out of that ducky tie. I really am."
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"Look what I just found in the trash."
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"No!"
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"Kids, you haven't truly lived until somewhere,"
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"For instance..."
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"Have you guys seen that sign out front that says"
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""Absolutely No Boogie-Boarding"?"
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"What's that all about?"
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"Oh, that's a great story. You got time for it?"
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"Well, I'm supposed to go to my mom's birthday party, so..."
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"please make it as long as you can."
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"Well, it happened a few months ago."
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"Kids, it was August 26, 2011,"
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"and Hurricane Irene was barreling towards New York."
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"Guys, guys, guys."
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"This storm is serious."
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"Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout."
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"And a Boy Scout is always what?"
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"Unpopular? Beaten up?"
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"Going to the movies with his mom?"
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"A Boy Scout is always prepared."
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"Prepared to spend lunch in his locker?"
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"Prepared to die a virgin?"
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"Prepared to paint his sister's nails?"
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"Prepared for emergencies!"
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"That's why a week ago,"
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"when Irene was just a tropical depression-"
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"You're a tropical depression."
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"This guy got us..."
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"a disaster backpack,"
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"and a rental car that seats five, parked right outside."
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"We're gonna drive up to my place in Westchester"
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"where we'll all be safe."
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"Boy Scouted! You're welcome."
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"Ted's right, we should go."
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"Hey, on the way out of the city,"
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"do you mind if we stop at my place so I can get something?"
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"Okay, what did you have to get?"
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"My drink on. We're not going anywhere."
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"What? No!"
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"We don't have time for this! We gotta get going!"
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"Ted, I'm older than you. Yeah."
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"And taller. Just older."
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"you'll see that things like this hurricane are no big deal."
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"They're going to close the bridges."
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"You guys, we got to get out of here."
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"I'm afraid I'm with blondie on this one."
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"This storm is nothing. I'm from Vancouver."
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"You know what we call this in the Couv?"
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"Drinking beer in front of Barney's giant TV"
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"beats sitting in the car"
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"listening to Memoires of a Geisha."
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"Come on, we're at the best part."
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"Oh, it's my mom, checking to see if I'm okay."
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"Hey, Mom."
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"Ooh, Mommy! It's drizzling out!"
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"I'm so scared!"
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"Marshall, you're with me, right?"
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