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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Don't Worry, It's His Sister (S01E01)

"That must have taken such courage to ask me that."
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"But in show business boldness is rewarded,"
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"so my answer is yes."
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"So, how'd it go?"
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"I met with a woman at a very sad grocery store,"
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"Hey, that's great!"
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"That's all that I'm apparently qualified to be."
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"This afternoon."
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"Well, the interview's where you make"
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"your first good impression, so, it's gotta count."
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"David, I've had enough people hire enough people in my day"
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"to know exactly what they're looking for in an interview,"
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"so, let's go! Let's get up."
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"Come in!"
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"Ah, David Rose."
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"You're applying for the bag boy position."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't want this job."
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"Well, thank you very much, and don't expect a phone call!"
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"- Okay. - All right, do it right!"
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"Or let's not do it."
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"Now, we're gonna start again."
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"- Okay. - Tell me, David, why do you want this job?"
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"I ran out of eye cream."
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"Okay, you're not gonna get this job."
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"You're not gonna get this job!"
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"You know why? Your attitude sucks!"
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"- Okay... - And look at how you're dressed!"
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"What is this?! Colostomy bag pants!"
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"I'm the manager of a family run grocery store."
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"I'm not gonna hire you!"
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"You're not gonna get the job, you're the last person..."
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"- Okay! - Where's your mother?"
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"Whew!"
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"- Where's your mother? - What?"
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"- Aaaaaah! - Aaah? What?!"
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"- Where's your mother?! - She's with Jocelyn."
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"- With Jocelyn? - She's fine!"
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"And I'm fine too, if anybody cares."
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"I told you to watch her!"
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"I watched her talk to Jocelyn."
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"Okay, how many of you beautiful young things"
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"Raise your swords!"
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"I see, a class grounded in realism, nice work."
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"Because that is where we find our deepest well."
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"Yes."
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"We're not here to play, or to have fun!"
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"You will work until it hurts!"
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"Hey, come here a second!"
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"Hey, just the man I wanna see!"
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"So word on the street is that you're all freaked out"
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"about the town sign, is that right?"
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"No, no, I'm not freaked out about the town sign, I just..."
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"And that you have some sort of problem with my family,"
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"- ... Or something, is that it?! - No, no, no, this is not about your family."
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"- Oh, it's not? - It's not about your family."
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"- Oh, really? Okay, interesting. - No, no, no."
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"In, let's go!"
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"Come on, Kaylee, try this."
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"It's cool."
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"I can be cool without drugs, Mark!"
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"Standing awfully close to that woman, wouldn't you say?"
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"Ominous."
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"Um yeah, she was face down on the carpet"
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"I don't think you understand, I already have it."
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"You want the smooth under eyes of a 16-year-old, get a job!"
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"because when you're eating you can't be talking to me, okay?"
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"Yes, yes!"
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"Okay, stop! No one speak."
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"Sorry."
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"Take that off."
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"And I did her birthday, and Aspen twice."
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