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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Teresa Brewer (S02E02)

"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Unfortunately."
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"is one of the great names in popular music."
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"I can remember when cotton was king."
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"Have you seen Miss Piggy recently?"
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"She's getting a little bulgy."
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"Yeah, that's the way the old pork rolls."
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"- Hi, Miss Piggy. - Um..."
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"I have a wonderful announcement to make."
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe five..."
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"- Mm. - Ten!"
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"- Ten... - Yeah."
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"Do you think she overheard?"
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"Captain Hogthrob had just discovered the awful truth."
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"Yes, Captain."
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"fuel supplies are down to nothing,"
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"Oh, Captain, my captain. What shall we do?"
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"Yes, but we've got 25 adult pigs on this spaceship."
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"This is a cheap shot comedy sketch,"
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"Hey, you guys. Kermit says get on with the sketch."
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"- Where? - Hideous space creature,"
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"[chattering]"
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"Pigs In Space."
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"the Great Gonzo will recite Shakespeare"
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"nine feet in the air."
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"[crashing]"
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"Why, sure, Miss Piggy."
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"- Well, maybe I can help. - Oh."
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"Ahhhhh!"
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"- Yes, yes. - They're such bores."
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"How about that? Frosted frog."
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"[waltz playing]"
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"I went on a new diet last week."
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"And then she had the nerve to tell me that I was overweight."
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"And we call it Cheesecake."
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"Cheesecake. Mm. Oh, cheesecake!"
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"I'm getting out of here while the getting's good."
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"Wait a second. Whose autograph is that?"
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"Crazy Harry."
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"Want another one?"
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"I didn't know you were getting autographs of us Muppets."
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"Welcome again to Muppet Labs"
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"Well, now you can,"
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"We're just going to slip this on your nose."
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"And now with the nose warmer in place we have only to turn on the electricity."
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"- Fantastic. - Eh, didn't like it."
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"Don't call me an old fool. I'll give you the evil eye."
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"[screaming]"
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"[frogs] Do the hop. Hop! Hop! Hop!"
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"Oh!"
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"Well, let's see. I hope I haven't lost too much weight."
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"[grunting]"
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"- touching toes. One, two, one, two. - [straining]"
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"- One, two, one, two... - All right, take a hike."
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"[crashing]"
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"Yeah, want music."
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"Put another nickel in."
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"And now, how about a nice big hand for Kermit the Frog?"
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"One, two, yes, yes, one, two, one... Run in place!"
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"Get out of here, squeak. One, two, one, two..."
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"Well, they did it again."
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"[laughing]"
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"Teresa Brewer! Thirteen seconds to curtain, Miss Brewer."
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"Everything all right?"
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"Actually, I could use a hand."
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"You want a hand, you got it!"
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"Anything else?"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"with our special guest star, Miss Teresa Brewer!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"Sorry. Sorry!"
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"- [applause] - Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Welcome again to The Muppet Show,"
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"where anything can happen."
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"But on the bright side, our special guest star"
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"Here she is now, Miss Teresa Brewer!"
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"[♪ Cotton Fields]"
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"You can remember when Arthur was king."
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"OK. You guys really bailed out that number."
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"Have you decided what to do about Miss Piggy's ballet number next week?"
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"Yeah. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut it."
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"- [gasping] - But why?"
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"You know, the pork no longer fits in the barrel."
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"Yeah, her wiggles are beginning to waddle a little."
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"Um... Hello, Kermie."
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"I know it sounds silly, but I am going on a diet."
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"- A diet? What a wonderful idea. - Yes."
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"Uh, how much weight do you plan to lose?"
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"- Fifteen. - Do I hear 20?"
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"For my new ballet number!"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs In Space."
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"Starring the indomitable Captain Link Hogthrob."
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"The flappable first mate, Miss Piggy."
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"And the inexplicable Dr. Strangepork."
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"As we left our heroes last time,"
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"Our oxygen is almost gone,"
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"and the water is all used up."
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"Egad, we're out of water, fuel and oxygen."
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"- What could be worse? - [swooning]"
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"Captain, we're out of swill!"
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"- Out of swill? - Oh, not swill."
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"[sobbing]"
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"Wait a minute. I thought this was a serious science fiction story."
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"We can't survive without swill."
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"What do you suggest, Captain?"
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"Miss Piggy, go cook us some swill."
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"[gasps] Me?"
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"I'm the first mate. I'm supposed to give orders."
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"Fine, then give us 25 orders of swill."
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"And one side of coleslaw! [laughing]"
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"Besides, I am a gourmet cook."
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"Good. Then give us 25 orders of swill stroganoff."
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"I refuse to continue this sketch. You hear me?"
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"What sketch? This is the Swinetrek. We're lost in endless space."
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"and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote it."
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"- Hi. - [gasping]"
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