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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Big Man on a Little Stick (S01E01)

"[knock on door]"
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"- Oh, welcome, Your Highness. - Duke."
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"What's wrong, lady, you lose something?"
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"Ah, Your Highness, I-I don't think we've ever met before?"
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"Now, we do mingle with royalty"
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"especially during grouse-hunting season. There you are, my dear."
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"Man, these nuts come in mixed pairs."
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"Oh, such a droll sense of humor."
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"Yes, Thurston, that's what I thought at first."
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"Can't say much for the cut of his clothes."
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"Met some oddballs in my time"
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"but like you, they let out a little early."
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"Don't go away. I'll get the keeper."
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"I don't remember any Duke acting that badly."
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"Sir, I think you're an imposter."
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"I am not, I'm a surfer."
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"I don't think you're a Duke, not even a Count or Earl."
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"I don't even think you're a Republican."
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"Charlie, I'm going. You're gone."
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"Thurston, you were superb."
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"Well, no one can pull the wool over my eyes."
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"Cashmere maybe, but wool never."
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"- 182.. - ...183.."
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"I've been looking all over for you."
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"I'm not hard to find, Teach, just look for my lovebirds."
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"- I've got wonderful news. - Oh."
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"[Gilligan moaning]"
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"Gilligan, what's wrong with you?"
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"- I've been exercising. - Why?"
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"So I can die healthy."
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"Stay right here, I've got news that will brighten up your life."
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"- Can I lie down and listen? - Of course."
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"Duke, listen. I've been working on this all day."
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"compounded by the pull of Sun causing syzygy with Earth"
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"and made a perfect coriolis effect."
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"- Why didn't I think of that? - Isn't he wonderful?"
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"It's really very simple."
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"The tsunami wave will return in 48 hours headed for Hawaii."
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"Yeah, we gotta talk about that sometime."
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"Come on, girls, let's take a walk."
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"Right this way."
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"Come on, Gilligan, snap out of this."
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"Now listen, we've got exactly 48 hours to get him into shape."
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"We've got to get sugar into his bloodstream."
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"We've got to strengthen his muscles--"
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"- Professor, Professor.. - What?"
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"While we are building him up, they're knocking him down."
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"[peppy music]"
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"[music continues]"
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"Gilligan, Gilligan, are you down there?"
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"You are down there, you.."
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"(Gilligan coughing)"
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"May I ask you a simple question, and I want a simple answer?"
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"Sure, Skipper, that's only kind I know."
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"Exactly. Now here's my question. Just what are you trying to do?"
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"I'm trying to learn how to surf"
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"because if I learn how to surf, we can be rescued."
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"Little buddy, your heart's in the right place."
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"About your head, I don't know."
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"It takes years to master one of these."
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"Get off before you hurt yourself."
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"Baby, that's not what I had in mind."
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"Oh."
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"In fact, I've had other things on my mind"
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"ever since I set eyes on you."
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"Well, wh-where's Mary Ann?"
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"Baby, we don't need a cheering section."
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"I do, I'm an actress."
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"Listen, I've heard about you movie chicks playing it cool"
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"- What do you mean "far?" - I'm talking about life, baby."
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"Now, you take one long-legged redhead"
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"mixed with tall, handsome, muscle man"
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"shake well and.."
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"You got pretty good reflexes."
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"From Hollywood, I've been chased by the best."
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"Baby, this is not supposed to be a track meet."
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"Come on, Ginger. Time for fun and games."
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"- What's wrong? - Duke."
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"Oh, nothing wrong with him."
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"Believe me, Mary Ann."
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"While we've been admiring his muscles"
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"we overlooked his fangs."
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"Fangs?"
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"Yeah, underneath that bronze skin beats the heart of a wolf."
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"Well, Ginger, maybe you're too glamorous."
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"Take me."
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"I'm more like the girl who lives next door."
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"Oh, please, he's so tall and handsome and--"
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"And hungry."
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"Think I hear Duke calling."
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"- And you're going? - Why, certainly."
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"Good luck."
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"[sighs]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[clock ticks]"
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"Not bad time for a little girl."
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"Oh, King Kong had a better approach."
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"Come on, Ginger, help me move the chair in front of the door.."
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"He'll huff and puff and blow our house down."
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"We have to do something to discourage him."
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"We've got to bring this to a higher court."
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"Hello, Lovey, my dear. Why the knitted brow?"
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"Thurston, the girls came to me with a problem"
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"and I must confess, I find it very perplexing."
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"No matter what, they deserve it."
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"We're trying to figure how to get Mr. America on surfboard"
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"and they're doing everything but give him the keys"
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"to the sorority house, if he'll stay."
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"'Girls want him to leave too.'"
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"You mean, they've become disenchanted"
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"with that side of beef?"
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"...he's been making advances."
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"You mean, to both of them at once?"
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"- Ooh, how vulgar! - Yes, and how young."
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"You know something, that Duke Williams reminds me"
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"of Montmorency Vandergrift."
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"Thurston, Montmorency wasn't as bad as all that."
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"Well, he did sit a good horse"
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"but nowadays, that's not quite enough."
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"Well, anyway, I got rid of him once and for all."
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