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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Big Man on a Little Stick (S01E01)

"Lovey, my dear, I know that we made a pledge."
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"Never to delve into our past"
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"but I think we should break it"
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"just this once for the good of all."
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"- What past, darling? - Your past, just this once."
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"I really don't think I know what you're talking about."
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"Tell me, what underhanded trick did you use"
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"to get rid of Montmorency Vandergrift?"
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Professor, somehow, someway, we've got to get Duke"
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"on that surfboard tomorrow."
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"than Ginger and Mary Ann."
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"How about a motorcycle and a crash helmet, huh?"
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"What would Duke want with birds and bees?"
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"- Some other time. - Gentlemen."
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"And I suppose that you have it all solved."
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"Naturally, you think that country bumpkin"
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"is any match for Thurston Howell III?"
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"I bet it's sneaky and complicated."
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"Sneaky, naturally."
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"But complicated, let me tell you something."
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"It's as simple as taking candy away from a baby."
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"It's elementary."
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"- Hello, captain. - Hi, Duke."
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"Hey, she really waxes up good."
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"Ah, no rush, Daddy-O."
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"I might be in shape for a little exercise in a week or two."
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"A week or two?"
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"Oh, but there's a big wave tomorrow at 7, that tsunami!"
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"Man, I'm in no shape for a tsunami."
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"Well, that's odd."
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"Few minutes ago, thought I heard Ginger say you were leaving."
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"That Ginger is an odd one."
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"She's one chick, sure plays hard to get."
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"- Not with the Professor. - Professor?"
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"Well, I just saw them both back there."
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"Don't give it a second thought, dear."
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"It was so stupid of me to pay so much attention to Duke."
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"I mean, all he does is talk about his muscles"
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"'and you've got brains.'"
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"'How perfectly wonderful you are.'"
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"An extremely high IQ."
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"Oh, Alpha Centauri."
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"Oh...that's so romantic."
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"(Professor) 'It's 4 and 3/10ths light years from the Earth.'"
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"(Ginger) 'You don't know what a man with brains does to me.'"
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"- Capital of North Dakota? - Bismarck."
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"- Oh, South Dakota? - Pierre."
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"Lucky, Pierre."
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"* But we're going to go anyway *"
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"* It's a long, long way to Hawaii *"
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"* But Duke will make it anyway *"
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"* Ah *"
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"Oh, hi, Duke."
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"Nice night for a walk, isn't it?"
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"You want to know something, Captain?"
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"Why, I'm always interested in gathering information."
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"A redhead is a fickle piece of chick, and that's for sure."
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"You know, something? It's only the brunettes you can trust."
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"Just like I was telling Mary Ann"
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"- Oh, she's not in her hut. - She's not?"
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"Right now, she's with Gilligan."
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"- With Gilligan? - In their usual place."
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"[humming]"
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"- Oh, Duke was so bumpy. - Is that bad?"
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"- Well, I like little muscles. - Oh."
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"What's wrong?"
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"And I got such wonderful knobby elbows too."
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"(Mary Ann) 'Spindly skinny arms.'"
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"(Gilligan) 'Skin and bones, what I got most.'"
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"(Mary) 'I hate muscle men.'"
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"[Gilligan chuckles]"
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"Darling, you even have skinny lips."
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"Darling, t-take it easy, you'll break me."
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Don't know, got something to do with the birds and bees."
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"Here are your provisions, Duke."
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"Now, remember. Tell 'em our position is approximately"
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"Okay, okay"
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"but that's all I'm gonna remember about this island."
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"[water sloshing]"
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"Oh, dear, isn't it a shame he isn't a Duke?"
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"At the moment, I'm glad he is a surfer."
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"- Gilligan. - You want me?"
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"No, Gilligan."
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"I called you because I want the Professor."
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"Take the binoculars, get up that tree, tell us what he's doing."
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"Aye aye, sir."
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"Wait a minute."
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"- Here. - Yes, sir."
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"Wow!"
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"Gilligan, wow, wow, wow doesn't tell us anything."
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"- Give us a report. - Aye aye, sir."
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"There he is. Ooh, he's up on top."
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"(Gilligan) 'Now, he's down at the bottom.'"
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"Yes, there he is."
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"(Gilligan) 'Oh, he's on a big one.'"
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"'Oh, ride 'em, Duke. Keep with 'em, boy.'"
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"'Oh, there he goes.'"
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"He's on his way, I'm coming down."
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"Skipper, did I hurt you?"
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"Thanks a lot, Gilligan."
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"'there has been a week-long search for a missing surfer.'"
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"- 'You're Duke Williams, right.' - 'Yeah, think so.'"
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"- He made it. - Shh."
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"'Can you tell us about your adventure?'"
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"(Duke on radio) 'Well, I hit this rock when I beached and..'"
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"'Duke, what about the two weeks you were gone, where were you?'"
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"Here goes the best part, about us."
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"Gilligan, will you be quiet?"
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"'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen'"
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"'but the doctor is taking Duke back to his hospital room.'"
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"'I'm afraid the two-week-old mystery'"
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"'will stay a mystery forever.'"
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"'When Duke Williams hit that rock, he developed amnesia.'"
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"'He can't remember where he was or what he did.'"
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"Amnesia. Well, our luck is still holding up."
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"I was so sure we'd be rescued."
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"That's the way it goes."
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