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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Big Man on a Little Stick (S01E01)

"Oh, oh, I caught a 30-foot one off Waimea beach."
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"Waimea beach! But that's near Honolulu."
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"Duke, it is scientifically absurd to believe that"
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"The counter-action of the marine gravitational force would've--"
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"Just stay where you are, listen to Big Daddy."
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"Now, there was a large surf makin' up"
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"rail-grabs and kick-outs."
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"Me, I'm in a nose, right, havin' a little trouble"
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"when all of a sudden, I'm out of the tube and up on top."
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"Only, I'm headed for open sea."
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"I mean, I'm ridin' into the middle of the big salty splash."
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"You got the picture?"
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"Must've been a foreign film."
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"Let's start from the beginning."
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"How long have you been on that board?"
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"- What day this is? - Thursday."
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"I remember swingin' with this gidget Saturday night."
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"And then giving her a fast goodbye so me and the guys"
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"could hit the beach Sunday morning."
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"That was five days ago."
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"Say, you're right."
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"Professor, he couldn't have been out more than two or three hours"
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"His friends are probably out looking for him right now."
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"No, he came in on a board. Skipper and I saw him."
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"Tsunami is a giant wave caused by an underground earthquake"
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"originating in a seismological fault off the coast of Japan."
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"(Duke) 'Is anybody gonna tell me where I am?'"
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"Duke, I'm afraid you're marooned on an uncharted island."
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"Not for long, pops."
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"Give me a couple days, and I'm back to Waimea."
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"don't forget to tell them we're marooned here."
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"Professor, a reverse tsunami, is that possible?"
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"Not a chance, Skipper."
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"Ah, that figures, why else would Gilligan have thought of it."
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"So, that's the way we ended up on this island."
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"It's a little rough the first couple months"
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"but you'll get used to it."
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"Get used to it. I'll go ape."
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"Just gotta get back to Hawaii."
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"Duke, let me tell you something. There is no way off this island."
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"All I gotta do is get back in shape."
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"Five days on that board, and I'm nothin' but skin and bones."
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"And what skin."
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"And what bones."
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"Ladies, come on in."
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"Man, you guys ain't lost, you're hiding."
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"Duke Williams, this is Ginger Grant and Mary Ann Summers."
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"- Hello. - Howdy."
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"Gilligan was out fishing, and this is what we landed."
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"Wow, what did you use for bait?"
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"Stop dreaming. The Duke has arrived."
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"Oh, I like 'em little, and I like' em big."
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"Man, this is smorgasbroad time."
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"- Oh, darling, royalty. - At last, our kind of people."
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"I better start over. This Duke Williams was surfing in Hawaii--"
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"Thurston, where did we meet the Duke of Williams?"
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"No, that was the Duke of Albania."
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"- A-at Monaco with Grace-- - That was the Duke of Troy."
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"- Can I say something? - 'No, no, Gilligan.'"
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"No time for idle chat and not with a Duke on the island."
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"The Duke's first day, we must have him for cocktail."
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"Oh, Thurston. Oh, it's the right thing at the right time."
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"No wonder you're always sitting on the host's right hand."
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"She is proud of, my boy. Mustn't keep the Duke in suspense."
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"Let him know the Howells are here."
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"- Took second place in Waikiki. - Oh, wow, who took first prize?"
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"The guy who was married to the judge."
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"Oh, dear, you're just not appreciated."
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"Lady wanted to do a sculpture of me like this, once."
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"Oh, wow. That's you, Duke, that's you."
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"Oh, I-I was once painted like this.."
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"Hmm, oh, pretty good latissimus dorsi."
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"- He likes my latissimus dorsi. - Whatever that is!"
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"- You don't know? - No."
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"Why, that's right here."
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"I remember hot-dogging off the coast of Malibu one time."
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"Suddenly, the surf went out, and we were on the beach."
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"Well, this wahini lays eyes on me, but I give her nothing."
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"She won't hold off, but I'm cool, reach for the surf.."
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"Did I hurt you?"
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"Little man, you couldn't knock a hole in the wind"
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"with a fistful of hammers."
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"- Ooh! - Ooh!"
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"Well, just don't lay there, do something."
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"Anything!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hey, has anybody seen the Skipper?"
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"You remember the Skipper, don't you? He kinda wears a hat?"
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"He's got one big muscle right about here."
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"See you later."
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"Huh, that is not the answer."
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"Huh, I'm trying to look like Duke."
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"He's down at the beach with Ginger and Mary Ann."
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"He's doing this, Skipper, and these girls are like "ooh.""
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"You're not going to get anywhere with empty coconut shell."
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"I'm starting with those to work up to the big stuff."
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"Okay, little buddy, good luck. Let me know how you make out."
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"I'll be as big as this and have shoulders as big as this"
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"and I'll have a chest as big as that."
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"Except they'd be up a little higher."
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"- Thanks a lot, Gilligan. - Oh, I'm sorry, Skipper."
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"Skipper?"
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"[music]"
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"Alright, girls, go."
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"'Help somebody, help anybody big, help!'"
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"Is that what I was trying to do?"
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"Yes. Now watch me."
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"It's very simple."
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"(Duke) 'See?'"
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"Now you try."
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"Don't hurt yourself."
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"Lie down...on your back."
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"That's it."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"- Oh, oh. - Man, you just don't listen."
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"You got to have a body to do that."
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"- I got a body, sort of. - Ah, here, keep practicing."
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"Let's go, girls."
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"Oh, he's gonna leave me. He, oh, oh."
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"Oh, oh."
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