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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Fatal Distraction (S01E01)

"Unless of course she's that one rare wacko"
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"who's been in an institution or something."
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"Tonight's assignment will be chapter six:"
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""The Colon: Your Friend for Life.""
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"My dearest Zack,"
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"Will someone please call 911?"
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"I finally have you all to myself."
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"Uh, what are you going to do with me?"
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"And... what's the bat for?"
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"I want you, Zack."
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"Not just for the dance, but forever."
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"Forever is such a long time."
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"Don't fight it, Zack. You know you like me."
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"and I like the Lakers,"
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"I like life. I love life."
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"Kiss me, Zack, and change both of our lives forever."
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"I've got one of those headaches again."
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"Sure, take five. I'll go wash my face and..."
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"floss for later."
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"I should have let you kill me when you had the chance."
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"I want to return something that belongs to you."
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"A copy of Kelly's diploma from the Home for the Criminally Insane."
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"I knew you'd break into the files to check on Kelly."
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"I can't believe this."
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"Hey, I've got another surprise for you, Zackie."
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"You were going to go to the dance with me, right?"
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"Guess you'll never know. Come on, Slater. Let's go dance."
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"Don't fade on me now, Zackie,"
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"I got big plans for us."
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"Mom's visiting Dad in the slammer"
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"and we got the house all to ourselves."
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"- That's all right. - Ow!"
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"How about a goodnight kiss?"
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"I do."
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"Things are not always as they seem."
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"until I know if Kelly's going to ask me."
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"So Kell, big dance Friday night, huh?"
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"Really? Well I just want you to know"
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"I'm keeping my calendar clear, if you know what I mean."
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"I know what you mean -- you want me to ask you."
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"That would be invading someone's privacy, Zack."
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"I didn't go with him. I went with Billy Bostwick."
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"He's strong, yet sensitive."
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"Funny, but not silly."
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"Lisa, you would really cut your hair if some boy wanted you to?"
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"Here we go, here we go!"
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"Yes, yes! The moment of truth."
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"just to find out what a girl thinks of him."
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"What do you mean?"
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"for some strange reason,"
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"Quiet, I have to listen to this."
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"Oh come on, Screech. She's a girl."
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"Excuse me, "Michael," but we have a dress code at this school."
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"Jessie, wait a second. I've got to talk to you."
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"You know, I should have been able to take her."
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"She told me she likes you more than me."
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"Look, this isn't funny."
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"You think that's all it is, sir?"
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"Sure, is that what you told Slater?"
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"Is this a blast, or what?"
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"I'm totally harmless, Zack."
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"I know how your sick mind works."
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"Yes I do. His body went that way,"
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"Hi. Kelly says she can make it to your slumber party tomorrow night."
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"Oooh!"
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"And he makes me tingle all over."
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"- But you're on the wrestling team. - Yeah, I know."
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"I've got to find out the truth about Kelly."
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"And miss the excitement of the hunt?"
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"- No way, José. - Hey, it was worth a shot."
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"Yeah, next to Screech, River Phoenix is a drip."
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"If he was someone special,"
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"Kelly wants to kill me."
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"you can run but you can't hide."
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"Sure I do, but... I also like cheeseburgers,"
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"You mean you know we were listening?"
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"- In your dreams, Slater. - In your face, "Preppie.""
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"Hey, I've been turning them down left and right."
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"the police are there... and that poor boy."
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"Zack, she sounds weird."
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"- I already have a date. - With who?"
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"A lot better."
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"Who cares about your hair? Get back to boys."
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"Go Lakers! Did you see that shot?"
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"Zack, she said we're cute!"
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"- Aa-ah! - What, what?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"But it can be a very short time, too."
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"Hey, isn't a slumber party where you girls"
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"Sorry, Rhonda, I have a curfew."
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"Come back, Zack, please. What about the dance?"
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"- Kelly. - Hi, Zack."
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"Screech is everything a girl could want."
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"That's nothing. I've turned down seven..."
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"The next thing I knew I woke up and I was in some emergency room."
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"You guys are so disgusting."
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"- Haven't you had enough? - I like living on the edge."
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"We both did. We flirted with danger and we won."
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"You can use this to fight off Rhonda."
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"Lucky for us..."
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"How'd the "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" get in here?"
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""Dear Zack, my heart jumps for you.""
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"We could get arrested, thrown in jail, lose our library cards!"
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"You're so lucky you found your Prince Charming, Lisa."
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"Do you guys think I should cut my hair?"
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"You see, first I get this terrible headache,"
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"You're not like anything on this planet, you dork!"
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"She really needed me."
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"and I just don't want to see anything happen to you."
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"But then she got this terrible headache,"
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""Harris... Jennings...""
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"Oh no -- six months in the Riverside Home for the Criminally Insane?"
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"Sorry, Zack. Clumsy me."
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"Me too. I'll go get the aspirin."
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"Rhonda, that's our 53rd dance. Can I please take a break?"
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"It's true. She really is dangerous."
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