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Clips from One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - TBA (S01E01)

"Please, Elena, lighten up. We did a good thing here."
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"Have some cake. Forget about Carmen for one second."
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"Where's that cake knife?"
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"Remember the fancy one we borrowed from Marie callender's?"
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"There's a walking dead on your fire escape!"
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"Is this part of my birthday, like a singing grim reaper?"
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"No, Dr. berkowitz, that's actually Elena's friend."
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"I don't get it. Why was Carmen trying to come in through the window?"
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"You come here."
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"Is... is everything all right?"
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"Yeah, everything is great. Mami, cut the cake, please."
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"And, uh, you guys go ahead and eat."
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"- What are you two trying to pull? - Nothing."
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"You don't understand."
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"Text her. Make sure she gets home okay."
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"And after the party, we're gonna talk about you and Carmen."
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"Oh, now that I've bought all this candy,"
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"I'd love to come see some of your ballgames."
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"Uh, that'd be weird."
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"He sounds just like my kids."
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"I'm sorry, everyone. It's, uh, teenage girls, you know."
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"Everything is very dramatic."
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"It must be about a boy."
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"about their big immigration project for school."
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"Immigration project? Why haven't they come to me?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Well, there's no stoppin' now."
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"Shocking! I know."
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"So, you're an illegal alien?"
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"Well, we prefer "undocumented.""
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"forced to live in the shadows of pepperdine university."
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"Took me a while to get rid of the accent, but now I can say"
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"I am sorry about that."
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"Wow. You must have been very brave, Schneider,"
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"and struggling to unlearn the metric system."
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"with only my natural charm and perfect legs."
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"Here she goes."
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"And you know, it was written that I was Cuba's greatest dancer."
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"Just because I wrote it, doesn't mean it wasn't true."
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"I bet you were fabulous."
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"Oh, completamente."
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"And then... Castro."
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"- Mmm. - La revolución."
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"The catholic church had a program called Pedro pan"
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"that invited the Cuban children to come over."
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"And they gave us our papers."
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"And I rsvp'd "yes.""
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"It's my little joke. There was no rsvp."
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"Oh, that's great. At least you did it the right way."
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"Oh, Scott."
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"I'm just being honest. There's a right way and a wrong way,"
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"and a lot of people are doing it the wrong way."
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"something terrible always comes next?"
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"You know, it's never like,"
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""hey, I'm just being honest. You look hot.""
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"I said that to you once. You got mad at me."
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"Anyway, what's so wrong about saying people should follow the rules?"
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"Oh, the one that's ten years long, full of hard-working people"
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"Or remembering to buy balloons and a cake for a birthday party?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, yeah, we're at this stage now."
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"It's just the country's full up."
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"Like a bar. It was free before 8:00 P.M., but now you gotta pay a cover."
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"Sorry, but we can't just take everybody."
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"El bobo is right."
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"- What? - Everyone should follow the rules."
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"I did not, actually."
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"Lot of lawyers, lot of fines."
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"What you went through was terrible."
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"But at least, you had a place to go, and you were welcomed with open arms."
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"There are persecuted people all around the world"
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"who would love the opportunity to come here, but they can't."
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"Because the rules are different for different people."
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"So some of them break the law and they do what they have to do to fight"
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"for better lives for themselves and their families."
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"I get it."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Uh, excuse me, I'll be right back."
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"Carmen's in my room right now."
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"- She has nowhere else to go. - What are you talking about?"
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"Where are her parents?"
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"Mexico. They were deported."
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"All right, stay here."
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"Hey, everyone."
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"We had a lot of fun, but it is a school night."
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"And it's way past the kids' bedtime."
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"Okay, okay."
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"There's nothing worse than a guest who overstays his welcome."
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"But I did notice a monopoly board."
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"We really should."
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"Okay, they're gone."
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"Lori threw up, but the good news is"
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"Do I drive you somewhere? Is there a detention center?"
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"Pero, uh, qué pasó?"
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"My dad got sick,"
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"and they heard about this doctor that helps undocumented people."
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"But he was south of the checkpoint."
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"Her parents got picked up coming back."
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"Ay, niña."
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"So, the immigration project?"
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"I was too scared to tell you. I... I'm sorry I lied."
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"You gotta tell me stuff, even if it's not great."
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"Especially if it's not great."
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"We take care of people. That's what our family does, right?"
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"Right."
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"- When did this happen? - Two weeks ago."
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"So have you been staying here this whole time?"
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"Yeah. Most nights after dinner,"
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"I leave and I sneak back up through the fire escape."
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"Oh."
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"Are you the raccoon?"
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"Yeah."
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"But I felt really bad that we didn't tell you guys."
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"So I've been trying to help out around here."
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"That's why I did the laundry and reorganized the pantry."
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"Alphabetical order."
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"I love it."
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"That was very sweet of you, Carmen. But I wish you would've come to me."
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"How long did you think you could keep this up?"
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"A year."
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