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Clips from One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - TBA (S01E01)

"The day every mother dreams of,"
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"I'm so refreshed."
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"- Oh, can Carmen stay for dinner? - Of course."
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"Thanks, Ms. Alvarez."
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"Except for cats."
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"Let's be happy Elena finally has a real friend,"
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"Under all that makeup, who knows?"
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"What? I don't even think you know what that word means."
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"You said the same thing about me and Kathy trecker,"
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"But also, Dr. berkowitz's birthday party. I got it all planned out."
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"So I got Scott and Lori to get balloons and a cake."
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"Hey, mom, can Carmen stay overnight?"
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"Hey, let's push dinner a smidge, okay?"
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"Also, I borrowed your nail clippers. See you in 20."
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"I didn't wanna be late."
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"You know what's weird?"
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"The bakery where you told me to pick up the cake?"
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"I haven't gotten a birthday call or e-mail or text."
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"But at least you guys remembered."
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"Uh, I believe I said..."
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"Well said, banner. Well said."
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"- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - I have, um..."
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"I got kicked off tinder, so... so am I."
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"So, it's gonna be this."
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"Okay. Give me a status report."
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"Schneider! Where's that centerpiece you promised me?"
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"Sounds like a train wreck. Go get it."
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"We're about to have a house full of customers."
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"Last time I drank that, I woke up naked in the tub with a French braid."
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"Oh, oh, and take this stick in case of the raccoon."
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"You're not as funny as your mom."
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"Guys, guys, oh, my... I'm sorry."
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"- What? - Hey!"
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"I'm sparing you, trust me."
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"Hey, welcome!"
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"Oh, please, call me Leslie."
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"I don't do zin."
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""doc, that's not apple juice!""
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"So you don't drink El pee-pee."
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"Good thing you drove."
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"Oh, that's really sweet, but I'm kinda doing a little paleo thing right now."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"Is she singing "to Jew"?"
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"♪ Happy birthday, Leslie berkowitz ♪"
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"I, uh, want to thank all of you, uh,"
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"especially Penelope, for this day."
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"But it won't. Blow them out."
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"- Oh, Mami, you forgot the knife. - Ah."
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"You guys are the best!"
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"Yeah, that was a little, uh..."
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"Queer?"
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"Why would they go to you?"
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"What's happening?"
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"I sense a liter of sarcasm."
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"Anyway, it's fine now. My lawyers made it all okay."
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"- Well, that's good. - Yeah."
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"But if you wanna hear a real immigration story..."
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"Havana, 1962."
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"I came here as a child, fleeing an oppressive regime,"
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"Whoa. Who wrote that?"
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"Don't ruin the night by being you."
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"Such stimulating dinner party repartee."
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"You wanna come to America, get in line."
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"that'll do jobs that some Americans won't do? Like picking fruit?"
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"I did, Schneider did."
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"Mom?"
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"What? Elena!"
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"What do I do?"
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"Dios mío."
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"Two weeks?"
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"What?"
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"They both work two jobs."
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"I'm on scholarship at St. b's, and I get good grades."
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"We had tickets to see frozen on ice."
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"Actually, I hear Austin's pretty chill."
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"But you need to be with your family."
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"Mmm. But know that you'll always have a place to park your broom."
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"God bless white guilt."
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"Thanks, Alex."
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"when her daughter grows a vampire head."
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"We were working really hard on our immigration project for school,"
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"so we took a little power nap."
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"Oh, 9:00 to 3:00 workday getting you down?"
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"Yeah. I take power naps, too. It's called blinking."
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"Carmen's staying for dinner."
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"It's okay. Schneider is staying, too."
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"See? We take in all strays."
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"They steal your breath and turn you into a cucuy."
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"you know, and not someone from the Internet"
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"who'd probably end up being a 35-year-old man."
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"Mami, I am serious, okay?"
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"Carmen gets straight a's. All they do is study."
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"Pero still, that friendship"
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"is a little bit, eh, cómo se dice? Intense."
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"Yeah, but no, no, no. I think there's something a little bit, uh, queer."
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"because we started sharing clothes and we both wanted to marry Ricky Martin?"
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"See? Queer."
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"You know what? You got us. Kathy, come out of the bedroom!"
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"Look at you. In a good mood, huh?"
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"It's the drugs, isn't it?"
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"Definitely."
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"Apparently, last year, he ended up at medieval times by himself."
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"He went to pet a horse and got bit."
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"Pobrecito."
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"So, I got everything covered."
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"Glad you're here. It's baseball fundraiser time again."
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"Abuelita, these are for you to sell at church."
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"And, mom, I guess at work, or wherever you go?"
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"Deadline is Friday. Most sales gets a PlayStation."
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"So let's really get after it, people."
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"Sell them yourself."
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"Go! Go out in the neighborhood. Sell them out there."
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"Aren't you worried about predators? I'm very cute."
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"Come on. Work up a good sales pitch."
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"It'll be so much more gratifying if you earn that PlayStation yourself."
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"This is the worst."
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"There's my little go-getter!"
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"We're having so much fun."
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"Why doesn't she sleep out here on El sofá?"
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"It will be more comfortable than the floor."
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