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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Rickshank Rickdemption (S03E03)

"a mad scientist use handmade sci-fi tools"
Rick and Morty
"Dad, it's great to have you back, no matter where we are,"
Rick and Morty
"Emotionally speaking, honey, Shoney's is my home."
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, but you just got out of prison."
Rick and Morty
"I mean, how much of a step up from that is..."
Rick and Morty
"Jerry, get out of the booth, take all your clothes off,"
Rick and Morty
"You got it."
Rick and Morty
"[ Grunting ]"
Rick and Morty
"Six folds, huh?"
Rick and Morty
"W-W-What, have you guys got me in a Series 9000?"
Rick and Morty
"You cheap insect [bleep] didn't think I was worth your best equipment?"
Rick and Morty
"Eventually, you're either gonna relax your cerebellum..."
Rick and Morty
"I admire you, Rick. [ Farts ]"
Rick and Morty
"When I... [ Farts ]"
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"Rick, here's... [ Farts ]"
Rick and Morty
"It's hard to tell. He may have manifested some sort of butt."
Rick and Morty
"♪♪"
Rick and Morty
"[ Sighs ]"
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"best thing that's ever happened to this family."
Rick and Morty
"and I still don't know what I do."
Rick and Morty
"Who cares how high they promote you?"
Rick and Morty
"Well, when you're not sure what you do for a living,"
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"Summer, show your father some respect."
Rick and Morty
"Oh, Morty, you've hardly touched your pills."
Rick and Morty
"I kind of had big pills for lunch, and I"
Rick and Morty
"Don't make my mistake, Summer."
Rick and Morty
"Don't deify the people that leave you."
Rick and Morty
"Who saved room for pill brûlée?"
Rick and Morty
"Oh, any particular ones?"
Rick and Morty
"You want to see my first boner,"
Rick and Morty
"I discovered interdimensional travel?"
Rick and Morty
"[ Squeals ] Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching."
Rick and Morty
"Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal"
Rick and Morty
"Is that your memory of her out there..."
Rick and Morty
"If we stay here, you'll die, along with all your memories."
Rick and Morty
"The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost her."
Rick and Morty
"as an excuse to strip away our freedom."
Rick and Morty
"Maybe if we arrange them in a certain order,"
Rick and Morty
"You've been keeping your lip zipped about it"
Rick and Morty
"Because nobody's special to him, Summer,"
Rick and Morty
"I-I was using ghoulish overkill!"
Rick and Morty
"To the day it all began... and ended."
Rick and Morty
"Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order?"
Rick and Morty
"and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce."
Rick and Morty
"This is the only place we're gonna be able to try it, is in my memory."
Rick and Morty
"Rick, you're doing this bit while your brain is melting."
Rick and Morty
"Is that... Me."
Rick and Morty
"Well, well, well."
Rick and Morty
"You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?"
Rick and Morty
"and the first thing you learn is,"
Rick and Morty
"you're the last guy to invent teleportation."
Rick and Morty
"- And how are you gonna do that? - I don't know yet."
Rick and Morty
"I'll make it up as I go."
Rick and Morty
"That's what heroes do."
Rick and Morty
"[ Farting ]"
Rick and Morty
"[ Grunts ] Oh, my goodness! Oh, oh! My goo..."
Rick and Morty
"are the only person we like."
Rick and Morty
"but once we give you this technology,"
Rick and Morty
"Sort of."
Rick and Morty
"I just took a long look at myself,"
Rick and Morty
"[ Munching loudly ]"
Rick and Morty
"Good roasted Cronenberg, I assume."
Rick and Morty
"Mom, you're looking... feral."
Rick and Morty
"All right, it's been great, guys."
Rick and Morty
"She stinks of Rick."
Rick and Morty
"falling into the Federation's hands."
Rick and Morty
"- Boo-yah. - And assassinate him."
Rick and Morty
"[ Whooshing ]"
Rick and Morty
"Yeah. That's the three lines of math"
Rick and Morty
"Awesome-possum."
Rick and Morty
"Mission Control, you getting this?"
Rick and Morty
"once your brain is liquid."
Rick and Morty
"it was a virus giving me full control over the brainalyzer."
Rick and Morty
"True, but you can alter anything you want"
Rick and Morty
"about a totally fabricated origin story."
Rick and Morty
"It's a trap! Abort! I'm still in his Shoney's!"
Rick and Morty
"Repeat... we never left his Shoney's!"
Rick and Morty
"Mission accomplished, boys. Pull me out."
Rick and Morty
"and six years of improv workshops."
Rick and Morty
"You'll be highly commended for this."
Rick and Morty
"he'd be interrogated at this facility,"
Rick and Morty
"I don't know, collapse a government."
Rick and Morty
"Is it cool if I use the level-nine bathroom?"
Rick and Morty
"Wait, wait, wait, wait! T-The Council of Ricks sent us."
Rick and Morty
"They're prisoners on the Citadel."
Rick and Morty
"Lovely. Not only is my plan screwed up,"
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"I also forgot how to improvise."
Rick and Morty
"- All security people approach. - [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
Rick and Morty
"He says he'll only talk to a Rick with higher clearance."
Rick and Morty
"He's a spy. Blow him up. I'm gonna go take a shit."
Rick and Morty
"conspiring with a traitorous Rick."
Rick and Morty
"O-Our lawyer is a Morty."
Rick and Morty
"I say [bleep] you!"
Rick and Morty
"My grandpa was my hero."
Rick and Morty
"So do what you want to me, but let my brother go."
Rick and Morty
"[ Whispers indistinctly ] What?"
Rick and Morty
"I wanted you to have a normal life."
Rick and Morty
"That's something you can't have when Rick shows up."
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"but he shouldn't be your hero."
Rick and Morty
"He was a terrorist, and now he's dead."
Rick and Morty
"[ Screaming ] What the [bleep]"
Rick and Morty
"Whoa! What the hell?! Oh, my God!"
Rick and Morty
"The Citadel's been teleported to [burps] Federation space."
Rick and Morty
"All right, calm down! We have his Summer as a hostage."
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"[ Screaming ]"
Rick and Morty
"Duh! You're alive!"
Rick and Morty
"What... What's this supposed to accomplish?"
Rick and Morty
"You're a rogue Rick... irrational, passionate."
Rick and Morty
"- R-Rick? - Why not shoot through her?"
Rick and Morty
"My first shot would liquify her insides and injure you,"
Rick and Morty
"Because it's incentive for you to give me my cleanest shot,"
Rick and Morty
"which will be your least painful death."
Rick and Morty
"That's enough! Drop the gun, Rick!"
Rick and Morty
"but you're really [bleep] this up right now."
Rick and Morty
"I'm not letting you let my sister die! Drop the gun!"
Rick and Morty
"Morty, you [bleep] idiot!"
Rick and Morty
"You basically killed us all!"
Rick and Morty
"Morty, we just got him back!"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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