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Clips from Community (2009) - Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (S02E02)

"This is what happened. We was camping."
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"Look, Dolly Parton eating a hot dog."
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"What happens if you type in "God"?"
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"Auto-tune "God of Farts." Yes."
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"The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told."
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"Heads up, gay wads. Oh, yummy."
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"Fresh and stolen."
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"Well, la di da di da."
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"We're having a private conversation here."
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"and told people not to have abortions, but it's cooler."
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"No. I wanna tell the story of Jesus from the perspective of a filmmaker"
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"In the film, Jesus is a filmmaker trying to find God with his camera."
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"You don't wanna work on the movie?"
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"B-19."
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"All right, everyone, go home."
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"Okay."
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"You're okay, kid."
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"If you think that's dope, check out these"
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"# Jesus and me... ##"
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"The Earth shall know my power."
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"The film is the story, the story is us."
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"Let's get back to our non-meta production, shall we?"
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"Troy, there's no time."
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"Oh, look at it."
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"When will the movie be released?"
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"My father has already bought the popcorn."
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"Excuse me, Abed?"
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"I am who you say I am."
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"- Are you ever gonna let that go? - Hey."
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"Oh, I'm supposed to shut you down."
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"I am gonna shut you down. Good."
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"We've made them angry. He left his keys."
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"Okay, everyone, this is the last scene."
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"I wanna thank you all for contributing"
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"How captivating was Ricardo Montalban in that? I'm serious..."
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"What do you mean "flew zeroes"? He's not Japanese."
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"Yes. Then I'm fine."
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"- There are no takes. - There is no viewer."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"My movie is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life."
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"I can barely sit through it."
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"And now with all this hype, I've got a real Snakes on a Plane brewing."
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"God, if you're out there, I know I don't deserve it,"
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"Why do you think he acts like that?"
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"Give her a call a couple times a week?"
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"Everyone thinks what you did was destined to happen."
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"You heard me praying."
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"Oh, this is gonna be good."
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"You finished my movie."
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"Don't know what you mean."
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"# Only from the saint there #"
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"# Cats love mice #"
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"You humble me."
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"We was eating."
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"I think a mountain lion jumped down and eat someone's grammar. Right?"
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"The auto-tune remix is way better."
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"Go to related videos. Uh-huh."
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"Good."
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"Professor? Oh, Annie."
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"Don't start, we've been through this."
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"Anthropology is the study of humanity, nothing is off-topic."
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"No, it's just, I've seen this one."
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"Put in "Car Crash Camel Toe.""
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait, "Ski Lift Ninja Crotch Rip.""
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"Crotch Rip."
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"I'm a ski lift ninja."
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"Stop that. Yeah."
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"I can do what I want."
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"Everyone hates you and asks you... Do not boo her."
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"This subject's lack of definition cuts both ways."
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"If farts are fair game, so is God."
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"Top hit, "God of Farts.""
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"Yeah."
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"- You asked for it. - It balances out."
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"That's blasphemous."
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"Who wants to see that? Seventeen million people."
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"Oh. There were nine people at my church last night."
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"Way ahead of you."
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"Abed?"
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"Guess who's got two thumbs and has a career opportunity for you?"
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"This guy."
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"I'm pointing my thumbs at God."
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"One thumb to say, "That's great.""
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"I told my pastor about YouTube and how there's no light there."
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"Our church wants to sponsor the making of a video"
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"with a Christian message. Ha."
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"What, "Rapping Jesus"?"
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"Pierce, please step aside and make room for a new generation."
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"Abed, would you like to make a Christian YouTube?"
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"You're Muslim... As a Muslim, I'd be happy to."
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"As a filmmaker, no. I'm a storyteller, not a preacher."
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"Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend."
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"Oh, well, I'll have to rent that then."
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"Whoa. What?"
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"That's a lot of pasta for no veggies."
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"You're not in charge of what I eat. True."
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"Britta."
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"And some damn broccoli, please."
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"Pierce has been acting out a lot lately, maybe you should talk to him."
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"How is that my job?"
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"Aren't you, like, the dad?"
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"Would the dad walk away from this conversation?"
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"No? Uh..."
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"You're having cookies for lunch? Yeah."
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"Hey, you didn't pay for those. Call a cop."
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"They're better when they're free."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Your face."
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"That's what you're supposed to look at."
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"So? So you gonna sit down or what?"
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"Oh, no, I usually sit with the younger people."
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"No, no, we watch videos on YouTune,"
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"and you guys don't know what that is."
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"We don't care. Pierce, looking for us?"
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"We're sitting over there. I can see."
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"Sheesh. Did you take your pills?"
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"Ooh. Meet Mama's boy."
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"Oh. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Hi, I'm Britta. Pierce's... Pbbt!"
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"Very nice meeting you guys."
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