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Clips from Modern Family - Not in My House (S01E01)

"And why do you have to always add the word "gay" where it doesn't belong?"
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"Hey, hey, you're not mad at me. You're mad at the old balls and chain."
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"Okay, Dad, good talk. See you later."
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"Come on, I didn't mean it. Hey, I didn't mean it. I'm a little cranky."
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"You know, actually, I don't."
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"Rough day, Dad. Your hot, young wife doesn't like your doll."
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"Yeah, unlike your big problem, "My boyfriend's too nice to people.""
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"No, see- mmm- that's not all it is."
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"It-lt's worse than it sounds."
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"Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good."
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"A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper."
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"Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us,"
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"Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended."
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"What I got now is a lot better."
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"Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together."
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"- But we're happy. At the end of the day- - [Footsteps Approaching]"
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"There's no one I'd rather come home to."
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"[Footsteps Receding] You mean Gloria."
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"Who else?"
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"No one. I'll see you later."
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"See you, kid."
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"I didn't read your stupid journal, and I waited in line to get this signed, Haley."
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"That's Maya Angelou, you idiot."
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"Oh, sorry. I don't follow the WNBA."
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"You know what? This is the worst thing you've ever done, and I'll never forgive you!"
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"You started it!"
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"I was the one who read Haley's diary."
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"I was playing on her computer and it just opened."
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"Oh, home already. Mitchell, hi. Hi."
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"Hi, Cam. Hi. Did you forget the tickets?"
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"No. You know, I was never gonna enjoy the show without you, so-"
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"Oh. But you were so excited to take Lily to see the Russian marionettes."
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"Oh, she's probably a little young anyway."
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"Listen, Cam, I-I love that you try and help the world,"
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"and I'm very lucky to have you in my life. Oh, Mitchell."
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"How'd everything work out with the gardener? Uh, great. Great."
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"Oh- But you know what? There's no need to apologize."
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"No, I need to. I've been very selfish."
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"No, no. Sometimes I take things too far."
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"Okay. If that ever happens, I will let you know. Okay."
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"Is there a reason I can't go inside? No. No, no. No."
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"[Man] Y ahora te pronuncio hombre y esposa."
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"La puedes besar. [All Cheering, Applauding]"
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"- Mom, can I talk to you? - Sure, honey. What's going on?"
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"I feel bad about something I did."
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"Oh, sweetie. Is this about the computer?"
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"Yeah. Something you shouldn't have been looking at?"
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"Yeah. It was just so freaky."
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"I couldn't stop looking. I know, sweet pea."
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"But the important thing is you did stop looking. Yeah."
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"After about an hour."
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"Okay. Well, it's perfectly normal to be curious about these things."
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"Some parts were funny. Mm-hmm."
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"And some parts just seemed crazy."
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"Well, I hope you realize that some of those parts weren't real."
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"Obviously. [Chuckles]"
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"But they can be totally real, right? Hmm."
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"Like Anne Frank's? What?"
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"All I know is it really made me wonder about Haley."
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"That's disturbing, sweetie. Why Haley? [Footsteps Approaching]"
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"It was her journal."
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"You read my journal? You little creep!"
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"Wait. Haley's journal too?"
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"Luke, you are now banned from the computer. What?"
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"- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!"
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"Wait, you're not even gonna yell at him? That was private."
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"You read it too?"
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"Am I the only one who hasn't read it?"
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"I was looking through the computers in the house for pornography."
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"- Sick. - Not for me. I wanted to see what you guys are looking at."
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"So you're violating our privacy."
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"When I find out that my children..."
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"are looking at a naked picture online, they don't have any privacy."
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"- Who was looking at naked pictures? - That doesn't matter."
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"I wasn't."
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"Wasn't me. That's gross. I'm 10!"
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"Wait a minute. What's wrong with you people?"
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"If it wasn't you, who was it? [Door Opens]"
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"Mangia!"
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"Rosa, thank you for coming. Gracias."
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"Carlos, let me know how it works out with that dentist. Victor, you owe me a dance."
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"[Cameron] Yes, I'm a caring person."
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"And without Mitchell, I would just keep giving and giving and giving."
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"He knows how to say no. He always can put himself first."
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"He certainly can turn his back on someone suffering. Um-"
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"No, really. Keep going."
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"- He- - Don't keep going!"
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"Muchas gracias. Hey, good-bye."
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"- That was nice. - [Knocking]"
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"- Oh, God. Dad. - Looks like I missed the party, huh?"
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"What is- What is that doing here?"
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"He is a gift for you and Cam. Thank you."
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"He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window."
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"Well, they love that. Let's put him here for now."
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"- [Mitchell] I don't want that. - I think he's cute."
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"Let's give him a chance. I came as soon as I heard your message."
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"You said that somebody was getting married?"
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"Gloria, there you are. I've got good news."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"That picture was just something that someone sent me."
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"Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe."
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"Anyway, I don't do that stuff."
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"You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-"
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"Honey, it's fine."
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"It's fine. Mmm."
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"Now, it's fine."
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"[Claire] I couldn't care less about the picture."
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"I was just upset when I thought it was Luke."
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"Haley, honey, I really wish you would give me a hand with all this laundry."
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"You never, ever-"
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"[Claire] Haley's off in her own world."
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"Alex has never really been a kid."
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"Is it really too much to ask that he stay a sweet, innocent kid..."
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"forever?"
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"Hey, buddy. Um- Here. Sorry."
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"We'II dribble later."
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"Um, I just, uh- I just want to say I'm sorry."
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"I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing."
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