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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Genealogy (S01E01)

"Cherish, britta. Cherish."
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"Well, it was wonderful meeting your brother."
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"Right?"
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"Don't go."
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"- Señor chang? - Yeah."
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"Ben, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?"
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"Okay, that is who I am."
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"I'm dropping!"
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"Amber alert, you are allergic to peanuts."
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"That might be a different stepkid."
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"My flight actually leaves, so let's--"
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"Oh, she's wearing a burka."
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"It's a way for women to express their modesty."
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"Ask her if she wants to play with us."
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"Did she call him a pig's anus or something?"
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"She's saying she's old enough to jump in a giant balloon."
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"Now she says he's a pig anus."
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"Mm, that fight made me crave a hot dog."
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"Stay put, boys. I'll be back."
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"Hey, give me."
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"Control your children."
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"And I don't even like that shirt!"
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"That's exactly what they said."
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"Off to the bathroom. Stepdad."
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"I've never been called "stepdad.""
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"I don't think anyone has."
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"Come up with some reason why you have to leave, okay?"
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"And I'll beg you to stay, but you don't."
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"You're leaving."
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"Pierce said you were gay."
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"He-- yep, as the sunrise."
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"And I'm deeply ashamed."
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"I'm just glad I have friends like pierce to keep--"
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"This is slightly wrong."
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"But it's pierce."
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"Touching his ex-stepdaughter,"
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"But divorced my mom for our housekeeper?"
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"Could be the same guy, yeah."
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"Amber? Amber, there you are."
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"I go to school here, remember?"
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"Sounds fun. Is jeff joining us?"
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"- I can't. - No, come on."
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"I can't."
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"Maybe I shouldn't either."
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"- Stay, would you? - Do you think I should?"
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"I think you have to."
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"- I'll stay. - Me too."
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"oh, good, family day."
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"Getting nana a switch."
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"Britta, stop pretending that"
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"I'm not pretending."
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"And pretending to be into steam boats."
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"But let's get this straight."
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"This is real life. My nana's gonna whup you."
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"Not unless I find her a switch."
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"Yeah, that's a great switch, britta."
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"Very hip. It should hurt a lot."
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"Where's elijah and jordan, abed?"
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"- They're playing hide 'n' seek. - Where?"
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"Stop screwing around, abed."
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"Go find your crazy kids. My boy's disciplined."
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"It's not his job to-- - all right!"
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"But at least I let my kids be kids,"
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"Instead of acting like a jail warden."
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"I'm not talking about the burka."
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"Now abra, you look me in the eyes, and you tell me..."
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"I seem to have forgotten the napkins."
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"Oh!"
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"Circle with a squiggly line."
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"You've--you did hear me say "circle"?"
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"Smiling...Sideways vagina."
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"- No. - Happy...Sideways vagina."
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"Happy face."
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"And that's a clam?"
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""as happy as a clam.""
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"Yes!"
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""as happy as a clam"? What a--"
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"Gay guess. Idiot."
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"Eat my dust, winger."
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"You do know we're on the same team?"
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"Go!"
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"All right, here we go, uh..."
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"Look, I don't, uh..."
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"Pierce, you have to add more. You have to draw more."
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"Stop circling the same thing."
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"You're supposed to know, stupid."
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"I'll get this."
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"It's gonna be a while."
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"And I may just be a simple cop,"
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"This isn't gonna stop until pictionary"
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"Bans the word "windmill.""
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"Pierce. We'll meet you at the gala."
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"We're gonna go get some coffee."
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"Is "coffee" code for sex?"
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"Is it?"
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"Nana, here's your switch."
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"Oh, I'll make do."
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"Okay. Let me have it."
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"I ain't no nun. Bend over."
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"all you have to do is walk away."
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"That I wouldn't really-"
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"she's had enough!"
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"Let's focus on you, the forbidden fruit"
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"That is the ex-stepdaughter of a casual acquaintance."
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"Oh, oops. Don't wanna lose that."
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"Tuition, for fashion school."
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"Mm, you caught me."
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"Uh, maybe I'll just buy a car."
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"You just do that, huh?"
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"Well, it helps that"
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"He's kind of desperate and stupid."
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"Did you wanna be a good person right now?"
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"Or did you wanna be with me?"
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"Oh, there you are. Thanks a lot, pollyanna."
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"She's grifting him. - She's what?"
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"She's taking a bunch of money from him."
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"He thinks it's for school, but it's for...Grifting."
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"Did you tell him?"
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"gross!"
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"You're gross! You did it with her?"
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