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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Genealogy (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"Maybe we don't need to talk."
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"Hope they're not twins. Twins freak me out."
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"They always know what the other one is--"
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"- Pie. - Exactly. It's creepy."
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"Because she's barren. - Mm."
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"My dad's bringing my cousin abra."
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"She's visiting from gaza."
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"Does she look like you but in a wig and lipstick?"
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"Abra wears a full burka in public,"
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"Covered head to toe in black fabric."
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"Can't believe my grandma's"
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"Rolling her old bones down here."
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"I gotta pick a cabinet to hide in."
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"You hide from her?"
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"Troy..."
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"Society programs us to dispose of the elderly"
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"Because they don't work or buy things."
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"But don't be blind to your grandmother's value."
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"You need to cherish her."
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"You cherish her."
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"I'm sure I will."
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"You know she's not gonna be around forever."
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"I wanna believe you're right, britta."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"Was somebody canoodling with a certain professor?"
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"Actually, no. She dumped me."
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"oh, no!"
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"That's so sad."
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"I'll give jeff a shoulder to cry on,"
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"And you boys go put a dead bird"
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"In that bitch's glove compartment."
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"- Got it. - Guys."
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"Shirley, I don't need to cry, I'm fine."
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"Jeff, we're your friends. Let it all out."
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"There's nothing to let out."
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"I mean, then I'd have to lay low for three weeks"
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"But as the dumpee..."
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"Ew! Not anymore."
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"Like a machine, it feels no love--just sex."
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"You're like the booty-nator."
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"You know, the booty-nator--"
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"Why would the booty-nator be back with booty?"
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"Wouldn't he just try and kill it?"
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"Well, maybe he kills it and then brings it back as a trophy."
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"I'll be back."
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"But with booty. All: Ooh!"
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"- Jeff. - Nice."
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"Well, you're too gorgeous to be a teacher,"
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"And you're too happy to be a student."
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"Take me to where your car broke down."
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"Oh, well, I'm sure at the very least"
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"I can fill in for a creepy uncle."
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"Jeff. - Amber."
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"Jeff, this is my stepdaughter, amber."
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"- Small world. - No, actually,"
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"It's a very big world"
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"good luck."
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"I'm back."
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"- Without booty. - Now I feel sorry for you."
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"- Hands in the air! - Homeland security!"
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"Boys, leave that man alone."
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"- Orange alert! - Sorry, they're just excited."
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"You're abed's father? I'm shirley."
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"And jordan, like the 14 time nba all-star."
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"- Gubi nadir. - Is that how you say hello?"
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"That's my name."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm sorry. You're like a black ghost."
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"And obviously, amber's my favorite."
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"Sure is, sweetie."
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"She's going to photography school."
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"Step-princess."
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"Okay. Family day."
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"Wow, I can't believe star-burns isn't a virgin."
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"But judging from that bluetooth headset, his son is."
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"Winger. Too cool for family?"
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"Everyone here is my family."
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"weak."
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"Where's your family, el tigre?"
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"Ugh, my older brother will be at the barbeque."
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"Eh, phantom menace,"
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"How's the trade embargo with the naboo?"
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"Anyways, ah..."
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"Looks like pierce broke the piggy bank"
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"At the escort service this time."
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"The call girls I frequent are not nearly as attractive"
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"Technically ex-stepdaughter."
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"You know, your mother April..."
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"Was it wanda? Yes."
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"Hold on one second. Excuse me."
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"Jeff, jeffrey."
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"The cards are on the table, jeff."
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"At something like a real daughter"
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"And I'm striking out."
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"Have you told her she's prettier than a hooker?"
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"Maybe you could say a couple of cool things about me."
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"I'm sorry. I got a thing."
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"You have a thing?"
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"Yeah, and it's on the rebound."
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"With a hot girl that I can't have."
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"You can't holster it for a friend?"
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"And he's no more related to amber than you are,"
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"Um, I'd break a light sweat."
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"You're becoming dangerous, annie."
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"It's those doe eyes."
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"Choking the little mermaid with a bike chain."
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"Troy didn't mention you were such a knockout."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Oh..."
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"Come on, I'm sure you've broken a few hearts in your time."
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"Oh."
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"Tell me, how many men do you think I've laid with?"
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"- Who are you? - I am britta."
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"And I have offended you."
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"And I am sorry. Is there anything I can get you?"
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"Yes."
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"You can get me a switch. A what now?"
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"She's not family, nana."
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"She can make me get it, I just have to know what it is."
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"A switch is a stick she can use to whup you with."
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