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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Genealogy (S01E01)

"Oh, speaking of, I was going to invite my mom"
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"oh, look!"
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"The human being has a little human with it--"
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"Jeff. We need to talk."
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"It's gonna be nice spending time with them."
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"And I like to joke that she's just jealous"
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"No, that's halle berry."
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"So she just looks like someone"
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"But you never quite are, are you?"
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"I'm just glad I didn't have to do the dumping."
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"To look sensitive and to avoid questions of overlap."
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"Every girl on campus right now."
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"Your heart's desensitized, jeff."
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"Like, "I'll be back, " but with booty?"
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"- Because you're hungry? - Guys..."
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"I'm here for family day."
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"I'm looking for my family."
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"With five billion other women in it."
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"Come on, I'll show you around."
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"And that's elijah, like the prophet,"
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"This is my cousin. Abra."
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"Greetings."
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"Over the course of seven marriages,"
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"I've amassed some 32 stepchildren."
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"Yeah, there was something about his mass emails"
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"Let's see what we got here."
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"Cha-ching!"
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"And it's none of your business, but I ate my twin in utero."
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"Oh."
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"Stepdaughter."
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"If you come to the barbeque--"
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"You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?"
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"I'm not subjecting it to a night"
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"Please, pierce is barely a friend,"
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"And he was a total jag about shutting me down."
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"- How much effort do I rate? - For you?"
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"Good, I need a favor."
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"Help pierce with his stepdaughter?"
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"is this nana barnes?"
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"You can't make her get you a switch."
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"And to both of you, sayonara."
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"So drop it! - I'm dropping."
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"- Are you a ninja? - Oh, baby."
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"Don't be rude."
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"They're like islamic turtlenecks."
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"...Bouncy house."
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"She's saying he's overprotective."
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"Not only did he join a band,"
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"Get out."
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"Listen, when she gets back..."
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"Honest."
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"You mean the guy who decided he doesn't want men"
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"Why are you here, jeff?"
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"I don't know if he can. Can you?"
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"Stay. - Stay."
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"- Whatcha doin'? - Mm."
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"My mean old nana is awesome."
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"Nana's old school."
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"How about this?"
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"I don't think that's how it works."
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"You got me, gubi. I'm a bad mother."
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"I'm talking about her never having any fun."
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"Um..."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Fine. Now I'm the napkin man."
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"Circle."
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"A squiggly line circle."
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"Pierce, you're up."
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"Well, guess something, you girlfriendless geek!"
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"Relax..."
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"I think they'll both drop charges,"
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"No."
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"Bring it here."
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"Drop your pants and get over my lap."
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"See, troy, did you think I was a hypocrite?"
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"Whoo! Okay, that really--"
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"I don't understand you, britta."
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"she's had enough!"
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"You made me hang out with pierce and his stepdaughter."
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"it's not that simple."
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"It's not?"
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"Oh, my--jeff!"
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"That's gross! You met her this morning,"
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"What? No, I'm not hurt."
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"I'm getting--well, we already talked about it."
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"You're...You know..."
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"Because you wanna be a good friend?"
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"You really suck, you know that?"
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"While we helped abra get back in her burka."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Ding dongs are my favorite."
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"What did you say?"
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"I said you were a monster, ma'am."
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"Get me a switch."
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"Okay."
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"I thought about it."
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"You don't have leverage."
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"Guess who he'll forgive."
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"How about this?"
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"And I'm his friend."
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"Oh, jeff."
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"I had a feeling she might... Take it and run."
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"Oh, hell, she earned it."
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"That and understanding computers"
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"you."
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"Aw, come here, son."
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"You know, if the roles were reversed,"
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"I did."
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"Chip off the old block."
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"It was either that or deal with your actual pain."
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"12:00."
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"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay."
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"I hate glee."
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"I don't understand the appeal at all."
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"Why did we do this again?"
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"And press the buttons g-14."
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"Troy?"
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"I've been really busy."
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"Since it's family day."
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"So you could meet her,"
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