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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween III (S03E03)

"I was going to, sir, but then I decided,"
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"These people don't deserve my dress-up gifts."
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"No costume?"
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"especially vis-à-vis your appearance."
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"A-bam, bam, boom."
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"But... but..."
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"Yeah, what are you supposed to be,"
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"a sassy car mechanic?"
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"Elvis Stojko, the Canadian figure skater."
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"important day in the history of this precinct."
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"And last year, I let the captain win,"
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"because he's old an sad."
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"It's about everything."
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"instead of Jake attempting to steal one from me."
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"I gave you one direction on the tagline... snappy."
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"so everyone who participates will get the night off... captain?"
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"Terry."
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"- I pick Gina. - Gina?"
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"What?"
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"Okay, all right. Well, Captain..."
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"that leaves me with you."
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"No, no, no... Amy would do anything"
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"Maybe, but it's a risk I'm not willing to take."
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"- You're not on my team, Amy. - Yeah, Amy's out."
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"By midnight, whoever has the crown"
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"Uh, Hitchcock and I still haven't been chosen."
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"if that even is you."
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"Ow, that's my face!"
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"Genevieve and I are dating."
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"His name is Nadia?"
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"You are impossible."
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"Hey, Jake. Can we talk?"
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"What? Why are you yelling at my boobs?"
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"Ahhh! Gah! Scary witch!"
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"You can get in on my bet with Scully."
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"At midnight tonight, we will steal"
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"- No, I'm not part of this. - Oh, of course not."
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"through a Charles set-up."
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"Alternately, he could win an illegal street race"
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"in which my love is the prize."
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"Oh, my God! Gina, look! Roaches!"
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"Look!"
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"I can't kill them! It's pandemonium!"
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"This was a mistake."
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"Yeah, we totally blew it."
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"I'm having trouble even believing you at all right now."
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"I'm normally great at marking vents."
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"ever, never, never, never... I forgive you, and good-bye."
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"and replaced everything in under a minute."
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"Captain Holt has absolutely no idea."
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"Yes, I'm the fool."
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"You must realize my answer is no."
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"win points early to give them a sense of overconfidence,"
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"thus exposing a much easier target for you later."
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"I'm the smartest man alive."
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"Jeffords, we'll rendezvous later."
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"Sir, I want to talk about Jake."
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"Scully doesn't know I'm in here."
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"Sir, Jake really pissed me off,"
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"and I want to help you take him down."
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"Thank you."
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"- Sorry I said cleavage. - Mm-hmm."
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"Charles, that is so nasty you put cockroaches in your pants."
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"Okay, I see what's going on here."
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"This isn't a setup... this is a setup."
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"Charles, I don't buy it."
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"This is an obvious trap, okay?"
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"Well, guess what, sweetie?"
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"I'm not a prostitute."
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"It's go time, Sergeant."
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"Ding."
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"Yeah!"
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"Um... no, of course not."
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"and I could have my hand on this cabinet."
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"Okay."
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"Aha! What are you doing?"
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"- Hmm. - Have some now."
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"- It's delicious. - I don't buy it."
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"a chocolate chip in your trail mix."
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"Why would I have the crown, Jake?"
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"Of course it's still in there."
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"I insist."
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"Anyhow, I cleverly ditched the crown in a trash can..."
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"wait a minute... so as to not arouse suspicion"
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"I know you're joking, but on the off chance"
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"No."
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"so I'm pretty confident there's no way"
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"Damn it."
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"That son of a bitch is good."
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"We have to get that crown back."
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"- Midnight nears. - Yes, it does."
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"I didn't know that."
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"Pull the security tape. I'll distract them."
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"No, 100% real."
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"I found you the perfect guy, and you drove him off."
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"I should have trusted you."
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"- Should I have kids? - Sure."
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"Nope, janitor came in and took it."
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"But which janitor?"
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"It's whom."
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"Anyways, now that I've apologized"
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"This is related to your heist, isn't it?"
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"Let me guess... you want the janitor's address."
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"Janitor? Address? Al?"
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"Well, isn't this rich."
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"here I am with the power to decide"
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"I wouldn't have it any other way."
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"Love? Ha."
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"- Enough! - Okay."
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"You know what? You want the address?"
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"Fat chance."
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"Alpha Team, this is the Golden Sparrow."
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"When did you come up with those code names?"
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"Okay, he lives on the sixteenth floor."
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"I think we beat Holt here."
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"- Or did you? - I'll get the elevator."
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"All right, it's sixteen floors... pace yourselves."
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"Forget it. Run as fast as you can!"
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"Of course we're looking for Al, you imbecile!"
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"He's having a cigarette on the roof."
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