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Clips from Two and a Half Men - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (S01E01)

"It's maple-licious"
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"As urbanization led to stress and loneliness, industrial society looked"
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"The girls look prettier with Hammerstein beer"
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"The girls look prettier"
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"We're not letting him anywhere near the Christmas pageant."
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"Agreed."
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"Even with the advent of indoor plumbing,"
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"the Industrial Revolution still had some bugs in the system."
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"What was man to do?"
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"Three, four..."
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"If your home is bug infested"
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"All our sprays are safety tested"
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"We kill vermin, not your cats"
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"Got it."
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"I know. Breaks your heart, doesn't it?"
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"Jake's uncle, mentor, pal."
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"What?"
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"Good. You feel better?"
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"So you roped me into this because you think"
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"Don't be silly. Do you know how fast you'd have to be going to..."
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"See? Maybe the easiest way to do this is for us to write the actual song."
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"You betcha."
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"Lerner and Lowe are out in the hallway working things out."
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"- Who? - Lerner and Lowe?"
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"Okay, it's been fun."
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"...slaughtering animals..."
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"I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid."
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"- You do? - Yep."
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"You like what you see and you like what you hear"
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"First your mission, then mine."
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"No, that would be playing right into her hands."
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"But you know what? You know what? I'm through."
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"I'm Judith Harper, the class mom."
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"Okay. Everybody take five."
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"Have a cold frosty mug and pull her near"
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"And then..."
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"- What's going on in there? - I don't know."
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"- What are you doing? - Making margaritas."
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"Too late. You're out."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Alan, check it out. I got this amazing power."
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"- What? - It's not important."
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"- What for? - She's your teacher."
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"It looks as if we're gonna have to cancel"
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"Okay, that I just lied about."
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"Good a word as any."
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"To tell you the truth, Jake, I don't think this is gonna be an issue."
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"Maple Loops."
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"With a taste that's oh so fine"
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"May I have everyone's attention? Hello."
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