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Clips from Scrubs - My Bad (S01E01)

"- OK, say ''oh''. - Oh."
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"But there's no reason to feel any less confident."
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"There's a lot of horrible things about being an intern."
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"Since your jaw is wired shut, we'll give you IV nutrition, OK?"
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"I can't imagine picking psychiatry as a specialty"
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"He says therapy is for people with more money than problems."
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"- Did anyone page a nurse? - No."
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"Where was I?"
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"Get a move on, it gets up to feed about now."
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"I don't understand why we couldn't stay at my place."
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"- Can you do Me And Mrs Jones? - I don't know, what's she look like?"
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"She's frail."
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"Tell her to put the cane down."
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"I have to be honest, when Dr Kelso said"
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"board member, I was thinking this like old, grumpy..."
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"That would be my father. He died."
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"I was five. Ss. So... how are you feeling?"
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"You seem like a nice, spineless, boy, so let's be honest."
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"But first, close the blinds,"
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"I am so frazzled. I did not sleep at all."
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"In fact, I haven't really slept since I started here."
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"And sometimes I have no idea how I'll make it through this."
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"Enjoy this while you can, Bobby."
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"and I disappear, the only person you'll have left"
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"I think I'm gonna miss that the most."
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"I knew it."
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"It wasn't that bad."
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"Does she invite the priest over every day?"
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"What do you say, my apartment, tonight?"
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"Why doesn't anyone listen to me?"
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"In a better place, look different, feel good."
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"Come in the room, not in here. What's the matter with you?"
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"You can wait until I'm gone to put your gown back on."
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"- I'm really glad you're here. - You are?"
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"More."
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"The start of a relationship is about three things."
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"Control."
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"He was released a couple of hours ago."
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"And timing."
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"Other than that, there aren't a lot of surprises."
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"You putz."
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"- Perry? - You never heard that."
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"And I don't have your ex-wife's bite mark on my neck."
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"Don't look her in the eyes. She'll steal your soul."
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"How are things down in the underworld?"
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"Five, four, three, two..."
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"This is all your fault."
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"Ms Sullivan?"
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"It's not fair that because of him, I don't get to spend time..."
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"See you, DJ, I got a date. ''See each other again!''"
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"Could you just try to hear what I'm saying? Just this once?"
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"- Dr Cox! - OK, Linus."
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"You're too excited. Get your blankie, go in a corner, and take a time-out."
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"Things With Sharp Edges?"
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"She's on the board. I'm sure she's a reasonable person."
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"Not that I know her or have been alone with her."
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"- But if you just... - No."
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"as slowly as possible so you don't misunderstand."
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"She would have gotten hurt, whether you were there or not."
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"There are other ways to save Dr Cox's job."
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"I know you're on your way to the board meeting"
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"for someone who means a whole lot to me, and probably means a little to you, too."
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"in a healthy relationship with a beautiful woman,"
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"The board of directors of Sacred Heart"
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"is behind that door sipping water and killing the career of Dr Cox."
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"Yes. I am bullet-proof."
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"is more fun than tipping a valet with your alimony cheque."
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"Listen, pumpkin, if you're having this much trouble getting over me,"
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"and I'll toss you a sympathy throw-down any time."
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"- New issues. - Thanks, Dr Greenberg."
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"See you next week."
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"- She was never boring. - What happened?"
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"Jeez, Agnes. Does the field-hockey team know that you're missing?"
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"- Say ''ah''. - Ah."
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"Excuse me."
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"that your suspension is effective immediately."
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"Just the messenger."
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"Your long-term job status will be decided at the board meeting."
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"I hope that works out."
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"Dr Cox, if you need to talk..."
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"It was weird knowing my mentor could be fired tomorrow."
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"What do you think, Dr Dorian? Bypass or stent?"
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"Bypass!"
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"But worst is the simple fact that the average intern"
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"has to disimpact 15 to 20 bowels a week."
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"There's an oath among interns never to make fun of each other"
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"for doing the things we have to do."
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"You have to touch someone's hiney."
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"Dorian, come with me. And Dr..."
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"- Reid. - Sure. Why not?"
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"Take over for him."
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"I'm assigning you to a board member"
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"whose family built this hospital with their bare hands."
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"That can't be true."
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"- Look for hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. - What happened?"
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"- I'll fire up the paddles. - Dr Weisenheimer's back."
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"But you have a charm everyone else here seems to respond to."
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"Use it. OK, sport?"
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"Great, an 80-year-old, grouchy, pretentious..."
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"...smokin'-hot bitty."
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"Who do you love the most?"
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"This is Dr Dorian."
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"Sorry. It's like the dentist."
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"They ask you questions and you have that stuff in your mouth."
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"I did it again. Dr Greenberg."
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"What kind of doctor are you?"
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"I keep doing it. Just act it out."
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"Head?"
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"Shrinking. A shrink!"
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"after interning as a real doctor."
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"That didn't come out right. My dad. He's a doctor too."
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"But then... my dad says a lot of things."
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"- It looks like his eyes are screaming. - Please, we're talking."
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"- You should get dressed. - I can't. It's still out there."
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"Don't call my mother ''it''. It implies you think that she's a monster."
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"I could've done the whole show."
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"- There's a show? - Yeah, there's a show."
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"It involves music, some dancing, occasionally singing."
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"You wanted to spend the whole night together. I can't leave my mother alone."
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"Tell her to put the cane down!"
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