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Clips from Scrubs - My Bad (S01E01)

"- Tell her to put the cane down! - It's because I'm unmarried."
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"She doesn't have to know we had sex."
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"- She speaks English. - Then why translate?"
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"You don't speak Spanish!"
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"I would have said sorry then but I had trouble with my Ss."
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"Great, that's why I'm here. Listen, RJ."
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"- JD. - Like it matters."
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"- That's sweet. - So, do your little tests."
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"- Let me just... - Doing things I want first."
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"- Your little tests later. - Nice to meet you."
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"It's so much pressure. I can't talk to anyone here. It's so competitive."
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"I used to be able to talk to my mom, but now, I don't know,"
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"Lonely, depressed, overwhelmed."
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"No. I don't even like to take aspirin."
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"I'd rather just..."
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"Oh, you!"
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"- Right. - Everyone'll call you Doc."
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"You'll visit exotic ports. Maybe you'll even get to meet Charo."
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"If your evil genie does grant your wish,"
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"to contend with will be yourself."
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"Satan will want to rip up the contract you signed so he can get some sleep."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"I just... I like your shirt."
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"- What kind of shirt is that? - A white T-shirt."
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"That's not funny. That's not funny."
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"What kind of a shirt is that? I am such an idiot."
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"I'm in a better place."
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"I'll think about it."
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"My patient is a therapist. I'm not seeing a shrink."
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"Stop spreading around embarrassing rumours."
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"I'm just goofing around. The last thing I want to do is upset a crazy lady."
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"Up there... up there... up there..."
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"It's cold."
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"I'm frightened."
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"Just keep moving. Refocus."
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"Think about helping Dr Cox."
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"Ms Sullivan? Sorry. I didn't realise you're in the bathroom."
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"Are you even a real doctor?"
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"I know that you're on the board, and I have this friend. Well, he's a mentor..."
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"- Losing interest! - Sorry."
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"Why are you dressed?"
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"I'm going to a party. I assume my tests are normal."
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"But I sure hope we can go down to the river some time and race frogs."
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"That's it."
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"Listen, you spoiled, bossy chore of a woman."
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"- What'd you say? - You're in now, go for it."
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"get back in bed and shut the hell up!"
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"- No one talks to me that way. - Get used to it, missy."
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"I didn't mean to be such a hard ass, just now."
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"I know it's tough leaving your mother at home."
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"Yes, I am."
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"We've already slept together."
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"Did you learn that for me?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Dependence."
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"Your mother broke her leg."
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"Dr Cox have you met...?"
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"You don't have to introduce me to my ex-wife."
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"- Oh, no. - Hello, Jordan."
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"Good. And you? Still have a rollicking social life?"
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"Since I cut you loose it's been one big party."
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"My car!"
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"On the way to the... big party."
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"That must have hurt."
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"Anger like this has a way of being passed on to whoever's closest."
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"Not now!"
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"- Turk, can I talk...? - No. You can't."
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"That's why they're called your problems."
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"Sorry."
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"That'll teach you not to spy on people during their alone time."
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"When dealing with a crisis, everyone knows you go right to the source."
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"God, the source is pretty."
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"Excuse me?"
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"OK, Jordan..."
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"I don't think we should see each other again."
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"I am so sorry."
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"You know how long it's been since I connected with someone?"
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"She's gonna be OK."
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"I don't know, Mom, I'm just feeling lost."
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"Everyone here is so busy, and I guess I'm just kind of lonely."
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"No, I don't have short hair."
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"Yes, I know short hair gives me pig-face."
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"Yeah."
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"- OK, what? - Your ex-wife."
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"- She's the answer. - Things That Ruined My Life?"
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"No..."
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"Fine, I'll ask her."
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"That's a no."
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"- It's always funny. - Can't believe she's sleeping."
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"- Why, was she in a lot of pain? - No, she just wouldn't shut up."
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"I notice your little boyfriend's name's not on the cast."
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"She fell in the shower."
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"- I'm afraid you're full of crap. - I'm full of crap?"
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"If you don't care about being suspended, why are you here?"
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"You don't scare me with those crazy eyes."
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"She's an excuse to not take chances."
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"- You're only happy when you're here. - You're afraid to live your own life."
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"Admit that losing this place would kill you."
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"Crazy eyes?"
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"Low blow."
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"Cox could get plastic surgery to look like Jimmie Walker."
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"This guy's gonna need 30mEqs of KCL."
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"Or I could just ask Jimmie Walker to talk to Dr Kelso."
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"Your man Cox is the best. I know he's got an unorthodox way of doing things,"
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"Now, everybody deserves a second chance."
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"Who are you?"
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"and I know you don't really like me, but..."
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"I don't dislike you. I nothing you."
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"Thanks, that's special. I have to ask you a favour."
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"But this is not why we slept together."
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"You had nothing to do with why we slept together."
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"Even though you're terrified Dr Cox will find out,"
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"if I wanted you to have sex with me in front of him, you would."
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"Please don't do that."
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"You remind me of him when he was younger."
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"Then see if you can dig up sympathy"
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"- So will you help him? - Ah, sweetie..."
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"No."
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"Yeah. Once though, like, back in '93 to '94."
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"And then I went to group, which was a disaster."
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