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Clips from Louie (2010) - Bummer / Blueberries (S02E02)

"E-mail me if you want to do anything."
Louie (2010)
"Can you take off your shoes, please? Sure."
Louie (2010)
"Just--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want to have intercourse now?"
Louie (2010)
"Because I don't mind going to bed, if that's what you want."
Louie (2010)
"Uh... sure."
Louie (2010)
"Intercourse."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, okay, sorry."
Louie (2010)
"You know, the PTA is so full of it,"
Louie (2010)
"into how the money is spent."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"That's..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit."
Louie (2010)
"Can you run downstairs and pick up a few things?"
Louie (2010)
"Downstairs?"
Louie (2010)
"Can you get some lubricant?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. What kind?"
Louie (2010)
"Ugh, that has an irritant."
Louie (2010)
"Just get some condoms with no spermicide, no lubricant,"
Louie (2010)
"and get some lubricant separately."
Louie (2010)
"Lubricant?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, sexual lubricant, condoms,"
Louie (2010)
"No, no, it's fine, I just need some Vagitine."
Louie (2010)
"No, it's all right, I got it, I got it."
Louie (2010)
"No, you are not buying my Vagitine."
Louie (2010)
"I just want you to pick it up."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, Delores."
Louie (2010)
"Nothing, I'll be right back, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Vagitine, and blueberries."
Louie (2010)
"next to the tampons, condoms behind the counter."
Louie (2010)
"We ain't got no blueberries."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy !"
Louie (2010)
"Oh! What?"
Louie (2010)
"Just hit me, please."
Louie (2010)
"Uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Please, spank me and I'll suck you off, I promise."
Louie (2010)
"You want me to--"
Louie (2010)
"You want me to spank you?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, daddy, please."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, spank me!"
Louie (2010)
"Bad. Oh, daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Hit me!"
Louie (2010)
"Bad, you're bad, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy! You're bad..."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Shouldn't have done that, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy, I'm so sorry!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Do you think that--"
Louie (2010)
"I was hanging out with a couple that I know..."
Louie (2010)
"And they're married. They're 43 like me and they're married."
Louie (2010)
"It's pretty much once you're 43 you're either married, you're divorced...."
Louie (2010)
"You don't really... After 43, the window's closed. You're staying."
Louie (2010)
"It's true...That's...Nobody cares that you're relating to this, shut up."
Louie (2010)
"I get it. You're all well dressed, you all work together."
Louie (2010)
"All right, so anyway..."
Louie (2010)
"It's different--"
Louie (2010)
"Guys that are, like, good-looking don't have any idea"
Louie (2010)
"and just know that there's a whole massive section"
Louie (2010)
"of the female population"
Louie (2010)
"You're just..."
Louie (2010)
"When I ( bleep ), I just gross myself out."
Louie (2010)
"I'm always on my back, and that's for her benefit."
Louie (2010)
"there's just no way I'm gonna put her through that."
Louie (2010)
"And I always gotta have my shirt on, too,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm like this, and it hangs."
Louie (2010)
"It's a mother dog."
Louie (2010)
"It's a mother dog's, like, 14-nipple belly."
Louie (2010)
"It just hangs in sections."
Louie (2010)
"in three sections with a split in the middle."
Louie (2010)
"And it jiggles when I'm ( bleep ), too,"
Louie (2010)
"I was like, "Oh, no,""
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie? Yeah, we--"
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"What's up?"
Louie (2010)
"Hi. Hey. How... How're you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"What's up?"
Louie (2010)
"and I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"just go out."
Louie (2010)
"Sure."
Louie (2010)
"To-- to a movie or something?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"and you'll have more data."
Louie (2010)
"I'll see you then."
Louie (2010)
"Who was that?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie CK just asked me out, I guess."
Louie (2010)
"Not on a date,"
Louie (2010)
"What movie did you want to see?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't care."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think I can sit a theater"
Louie (2010)
"You can come if you wanna."
Louie (2010)
"I'll come with you."
Louie (2010)
"Did you ever think how--"
Louie (2010)
"and you probably will."
Louie (2010)
"and nothing and we live in total disrespect of that."
Louie (2010)
"like Africa or Afghanistan, who--"
Louie (2010)
"and they lose people every day."
Louie (2010)
"They die in a war or in a disease thing."
Louie (2010)
"And they..."
Louie (2010)
"Like we live in the center of the goddamn universe."
Louie (2010)
"It's meaningless."
Louie (2010)
"You don't want to date me, I know that."
Louie (2010)
"But I was--"
Louie (2010)
""Ooh, please, God, could this woman want to go out with me?""
Louie (2010)
"And maybe if I could upgrade us to a date"
Louie (2010)
"with bullshit conversation and by seeing some crappy movie."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, you could get hit by a truck"
Louie (2010)
"or shot in the chest by a gun guy."
Louie (2010)
"You're not even nice, honestly."
Louie (2010)
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