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Clips from Louie (2010) - Bummer / Blueberries (S02E02)

"Me too."
Louie (2010)
"Me too."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, I didn't know what you were really like."
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, since you're being so awesomely honest,"
Louie (2010)
"no, you're right."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't want to go on any date with you."
Louie (2010)
"and you might be something."
Louie (2010)
"I'll say it."
Louie (2010)
"I'm superficial."
Louie (2010)
"But wow."
Louie (2010)
"A goof."
Louie (2010)
"and acting stupid."
Louie (2010)
"Well, why aren't you like that now?"
Louie (2010)
"What happened?"
Louie (2010)
"and this bum, like a homeless guy, just came running,"
Louie (2010)
"he was screaming and I turn and I see"
Louie (2010)
"and he's running right at me."
Louie (2010)
"like 30 miles an hour, just..."
Louie (2010)
"crazy."
Louie (2010)
"And he gets right on top of me, like,"
Louie (2010)
"and he goes to grab me and I ducked out of the way"
Louie (2010)
"and he went sprawling into the intersection,"
Louie (2010)
"and a garbage truck came and hit him..."
Louie (2010)
"And his head came off."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"His head came off and it went, "dun, dun, dun""
Louie (2010)
"down the street."
Louie (2010)
"It was-- it was horrible."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, and you saw that?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"That's awful."
Louie (2010)
"That's so awful."
Louie (2010)
"That's the worst thing I ever heard of."
Louie (2010)
"You saw that and then you came out with me?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, that's-- that's why--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God!"
Louie (2010)
"I think I need to go home."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"Well, but-- do you want to..."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't mean to upset you."
Louie (2010)
"I just..."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, we could get a--"
Louie (2010)
"Because people that live here just get on, like, "Ugh.""
Louie (2010)
"I hope..."
Louie (2010)
"I hope nobody pisses in my face today."
Louie (2010)
"what it's like to live"
Louie (2010)
"that you just don't have access to."
Louie (2010)
"I just don't want to make a woman see this."
Louie (2010)
"because last time I did it without a shirt on"
Louie (2010)
""Ew!""
Louie (2010)
"if we-- if you-- maybe go to dinner sometime?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, I'll text--"
Louie (2010)
"I'll text you with the particular-- exactly the place"
Louie (2010)
"Are you okay? I'm gonna go for a walk."
Louie (2010)
"We think this is the important place."
Louie (2010)
"Because the last time we met, you were sort of..."
Louie (2010)
"His head came off?"
Louie (2010)
"It was pretty bad last time."
Louie (2010)
"Nice job."
Louie (2010)
"This one's yours."
Louie (2010)
"How do you-- how do you mean that?"
Louie (2010)
"I think a plasma screen would be okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's totally--"
Louie (2010)
"How does that make any sense?"
Louie (2010)
"Can I help you?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah! Oh, daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Have you thought about middle schools?"
Louie (2010)
"Here's what happens... 43..."
Louie (2010)
"It's just not fair."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, you think you're gonna live forever"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I started this day obsessed"
Louie (2010)
"And-- and... I just--"
Louie (2010)
"Still taking the train."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, please!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh!"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, I just was..."
Louie (2010)
"I don't really have an opinion."
Louie (2010)
"Please, get blueberries."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying, it would be uncomplicated."
Louie (2010)
"It's-- it's--it's Louie."
Louie (2010)
"and can you also get some Vagitine?"
Louie (2010)
"all his friends took him out. "Come on." No. Shut up."
Louie (2010)
"You know, we're constantly right on the edge of existence"
Louie (2010)
"When do you want to go?"
Louie (2010)
"And it's just-- it's bullshit."
Louie (2010)
"It's a six-pack for a whole other reason."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I need condoms, sexual lubricant,"
Louie (2010)
"by how they get on the subway?"
Louie (2010)
"Help what? His head came off."
Louie (2010)
"So what movie are we seeing?"
Louie (2010)
"It's happening now, you just can't see it."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just was-- I know that we--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, get some help!"
Louie (2010)
"I could get thrown off a-- out of a helicopter."
Louie (2010)
"This woman got on the train, young woman, and she--"
Louie (2010)
"Well, something happened."
Louie (2010)
"I hate boots, it's--"
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think that."
Louie (2010)
"I have things under control and I just don't need it."
Louie (2010)
"You're really--"
Louie (2010)
"They don't have blueberries, though."
Louie (2010)
"'cause they generate all these e-mails"
Louie (2010)
"Well, can you go to the deli on seventh?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Please, yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"Delores, listen, I--"
Louie (2010)
"That was really traumatic for me, but I'm hanging in there."
Louie (2010)
"Have a great day, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"That's a cop-out."
Louie (2010)
"I just-- you know, I think that board is fine,"
Louie (2010)
"because you seem safe and discreet,"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'll be right back."
Louie (2010)
"There's a pharmacy."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, huh."
Louie (2010)
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