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Clips from Louie (2010) - Bummer / Blueberries (S02E02)

"It's weird to live as an average-looking guy."
Louie (2010)
"I-- I get so sick."
Louie (2010)
"She's so nice to let me ( bleep ) her,"
Louie (2010)
"I gotta--"
Louie (2010)
"and I was like--"
Louie (2010)
"That's what happens if I go like this."
Louie (2010)
"it's not like it's just there."
Louie (2010)
"Last time I had that happen, I looked down,"
Louie (2010)
"and I looked at her and she was looking down."
Louie (2010)
"I never saw her again."
Louie (2010)
"Hey-- hey, Janice."
Louie (2010)
"I'm fine, fine."
Louie (2010)
"I know that we met in a professional capacity"
Louie (2010)
"i just wondered if maybe you want to--"
Louie (2010)
"Just, you know, no--"
Louie (2010)
"Wow, really? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Uh, tomorrow ?"
Louie (2010)
"Great."
Louie (2010)
"Ha."
Louie (2010)
"You said yes? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"but he could be someone at some point, couldn't hurt."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"You wanted to see a movie?"
Louie (2010)
"and watch actors pretend and talk, I..."
Louie (2010)
"About how your life could end any second?"
Louie (2010)
"Sure."
Louie (2010)
"No, you don't."
Louie (2010)
"It's just so arrogant the way we live our lives."
Louie (2010)
"And there's people in other parts of the world,"
Louie (2010)
"Those people, they know, because they live on that edge"
Louie (2010)
"And we think we're the ones."
Louie (2010)
"I know."
Louie (2010)
"with how this would go, this non-date with you."
Louie (2010)
"And it doesn't mean anything."
Louie (2010)
"You know, Janice, you're gorgeous,"
Louie (2010)
"and I find you very attractive and you're very nice."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just sick of living this bullshit life."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, what happened?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, well, I was attracted to you, so I was all nervous"
Louie (2010)
"Like, when I was on my way to see you."
Louie (2010)
"I was walking here, to the theater,"
Louie (2010)
"and I was at a red light, like, standing on this corner,"
Louie (2010)
"I thought it was kinda going well."
Louie (2010)
"I thought maybe you-- I didn't know that you--"
Louie (2010)
"Another time I was on a subway and..."
Louie (2010)
"You know you can tell how long people have been in New York"
Louie (2010)
"But she got on like this, like..."
Louie (2010)
"I know, it says your name on it."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, sure. Her math is not very strong."
Louie (2010)
"She has to get strong in math."
Louie (2010)
"Well, she needs to step it up."
Louie (2010)
"I have him with his father, Gabriel, who left him."
Louie (2010)
"That's--"
Louie (2010)
"to replace the announcement board."
Louie (2010)
"plus, I think it's just gonna become, like,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gonna let someone into my life in that way."
Louie (2010)
"At least from my end."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, I'm here for the thing--"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Is Nelson--"
Louie (2010)
"No, Nelson is with his dad."
Louie (2010)
"Are you ready?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, okay, come on. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"about fund-raising and how everybody needs to pitch in"
Louie (2010)
"and then they don't want anyone to have any say"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"And also, did you bring condoms?"
Louie (2010)
"I got these."
Louie (2010)
"Vagitine? Yes, my vagina's irritated."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, well, maybe this--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm not going down that road, I told you."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"And also, can you get blueberries?"
Louie (2010)
"Lubricant, aisle seven, Vagitine, aisle three,"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, no, I got it."
Louie (2010)
"It's only a block away."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"All right, I'll see you in a bit."
Louie (2010)
"Oh!"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, I'm so bad!"
Louie (2010)
"It's not interesting or important. I don't care."
Louie (2010)
"No, no. You're not get at the focus of this show. You're just not, just shut up."
Louie (2010)
"No one's gonna want to watch a TV show about that I talk to some guy who's"
Louie (2010)
"I'd rather there was an empty table here. And there will be if you don't shut up."
Louie (2010)
"Last time, 14 people pissed right into my mouth."
Louie (2010)
"That's mine. This one here?"
Louie (2010)
"I did it."
Louie (2010)
"That's so good, it's so good."
Louie (2010)
"All right, honey, I'll see you later."
Louie (2010)
"Bye-bye."
Louie (2010)
"See ya. Bye-bye."
Louie (2010)
"Can I talk to you a second about Jane?"
Louie (2010)
"She loves math, she's just been struggling."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Okay, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you're Jane's father? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"We never met, I'm Nelson's mom."
Louie (2010)
"Nelson's the-- Yes, he stutters."
Louie (2010)
"No, I was gonna say, he has black hair."
Louie (2010)
"Nelson has blonde hair."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know Nelson, then."
Louie (2010)
"What is your feeling about that plasma screen?"
Louie (2010)
"The PTA wants to put a plasma screen at the school entrance"
Louie (2010)
"I think it's a huge waste of money and it's anti-aesthetical,"
Louie (2010)
"a propaganda machine."
Louie (2010)
"Hmm."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I guess it is."
Louie (2010)
"I doubt it would be propaganda, but I don't know,"
Louie (2010)
"so I don't really--"
Louie (2010)
"I kinda just don't care, so I guess--"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know what your deal is,"
Louie (2010)
"but do you wanna go out sometime?"
Louie (2010)
"You know what, dating somebody from school--"
Louie (2010)
"I'll be real honest with you."
Louie (2010)
"I don't date at all."
Louie (2010)
"But I haven't had sex in a very long time."
Louie (2010)
"I'm approaching you about this"
Louie (2010)
"that's what I am,"
Louie (2010)
"so if you want to come over some night and fool around,"
Louie (2010)
"Well--my name is Delores, I'm on the class list."
Louie (2010)
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