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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"What is she squatting over? Hayley, that's not how you make coffee."
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"Man, we're having fun."
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"- That's cooling. - How awful."
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"What? But I'm paid up for the semester. Dad."
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"Welcome to House of Hoagies. Can I get you a sandwich"
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"We can't leave, we just got here."
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"I was thinking some mascara. You know, to draw focus to my eyes."
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"Stunning. Can I talk to you, sis?"
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"- I am not ugly. - Steve."
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"Well, I guess I'll go let the guys know I'm a loser after all."
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"Roger, you are beautiful."
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"- That's why I started stripping. - Me too."
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"Supportive? Yes."
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"- Give your old man a second chance? - I'll think about it."
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"That's the one place you want them to have hair."
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"There. Now you can talk and we took care of that moustache."
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"- I'd love to. - Great. Well, see you, Hayley."
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"- Same here. - Yeah. Plus my uncle touched me."
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"Hi, Hayley. Got you a clown and a petting zoo."
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"- How's the bra hunt coming? - Making progress."
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"Think about it. They show their breasts,"
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"- Petrov, go restock that stuff. - Can't Susan do it?"
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"Hey, Bo Peep, I know where you can find your sheep. In hell."
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"I remember now. I was gonna be a civil engineer."
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"My boyfriend. Don't wait up."
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"I am beautiful."
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"We're all leaving. The girls here are vugly."
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"Don't play dumb. She's stripping."
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"- Give me some more singles. - You used to look like that."
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"That's gross."
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"Most girls have to go through chemo to get a wig this nice."
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"Yeah. Who's your daddy?"
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"You've made that clear during that Jay-Z song."
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"That's the price you pay for the sweet pleasure of van ownership. Let's go."
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"Don't you get it? I want my Hayley."
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"It's only been three weeks. I don't think my dad would be too happy."
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"Who's really being exploited here?"
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"- Yeah, what are you, an idiot? - Say that in mein bowl. I dare you."
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"- But she got rid of those things years ago. - Not in here she didn't."
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"- Boy, that sucks. - Not for Frankle."
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"Time for your burn cream. I hope I don't cry like last time."
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"Camille Paglia?"
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"What does Tina have to do that's so important?"
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"You shut up."
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"Roger, I thought we had a deal."
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"He wants to lock me in the attic like I'm some kind of disgusting monster."
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"Way to go, Mr S."
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"- Firing pin. - Hammer."
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"Stan, I'm sure this green hair thing is a phase. I bet by tomorrow she'll already be over it."
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"Stan, you're so stressed. You want me to make you happy with my mouth?"
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"Can we get out of here? I gotta get away from my parents."
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"It's so cold and draughty. Which is great for a Michelob, but I gotta sleep there."
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"Hey, did you hear? Sanders just killed his first dictator."
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"I too share your annoying concern for the environment."
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"- Dad, leave me alone. - I've had enough."
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"I too embrace insane left-wing philosophies which are best discussed in parents' home."
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"- Everything work out with Hayley? - No, I had to cut her off like a diseased hand."
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"At least I'm not being exploited like these poor strippers."
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"Blow up many 4Runners today or did you 4get?"
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"- Hey, she's not going anywhere. - Yeah? Who's gonna stop me?"
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"Cut it out. I should be touching her na-nas now."
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"- Sweetie, these girls are being empowered. - Yeah, right."
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"Steve, wait."
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"Kimmy loaned this to me."
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