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Clips from Dr. Ken - Kevin O'Connell (S01E01)

"Now, due to this frivolous expenditure,"
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"print it up, and walk it over to my office."
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"I mean, it's gonna take me forever"
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"Open bar, but with alcohol and taco,"
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"Ken gets up on stage and makes fun of people."
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"Okay, get this."
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"I'm about the journey, not the destination."
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"You got to do it."
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"- Or in marriage. - What?"
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"Your dad might be the funniest"
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"You heard your mom. Funniest person in the world."
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"you're gonna love me at this banquet."
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"I dated in med school."
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"Kevin O'Pasty Face."
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""Oi, Allison, you're a fine lass."
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"Oh, you're feeling weird"
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"Oh, come on, it'll be fine."
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"Don't' worry, I'll be warmed up by showtime."
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"Oh, here's my invitation to the banquet"
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"unless you learn how to network."
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"Okay, fine, I'll go."
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"Dr. Park, I have a patient with hypertension..."
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"So, after the urine sample bit,"
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"I have never been there."
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"Can I help you?"
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"I am."
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"Yeah, but this guy went to Cornell Med School."
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"Oh, I went to Cornell."
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"that this is the happiest she's been in her entire life."
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"I'm Dr. Julie Dobbs, and I am a huge fan."
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"You've heard of him before?"
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"So, um, I was wondering"
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"He's right."
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"Sometimes it's attractive."
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"Oh, the... the 450 study."
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"Really?"
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"you do that thing where you throw them in the trash"
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"and say, "I already got the job.""
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"Right on. Well, I'm gonna go find Pat."
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"Just down the hall to the left. I love you."
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"Sure this is okay?"
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"An old friend of yours was at Welltopia today."
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"Who's the beefcake?"
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"Mom, mad respect."
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"and it did not disappoint."
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"He's Korean Channing Tatum!"
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"Come on, I'm sure you have an ex"
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"But you said she dumped you."
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"I wanted to make it believable."
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"but it was 20 years ago, Ken."
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"This is not the time"
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"to mock my slight frame and delicate features."
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"You never said you wanted to be a doctor."
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"Kevin, this is so embarrassing,"
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"Oh, no. I hope everything's okay."
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"And puffing."
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"Uh, it's all good."
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"Yeah, that's clearly what you need."
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"Catch you guys at the banquet tomorrow?"
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"I feel great"
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"Um, okay, don't look now."
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"Hi. I'm Dr. Julie Dobbs."
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"Oh, that's so nice of you. No, I'm fine."
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"No big. Peace."
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"How did it go?"
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"I feel like I took a big step forward in my career, you know?"
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"So good."
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"Oh, there they are."
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"Oh, she's fine."
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"She's... In the army now."
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"They're not skits."
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"They're biting satirical commentary."
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"so when it comes to diagnosing patients,"
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"let's not discount the value of good old-fashioned guesswork."
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"What are you doing?"
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"All of the old stuff is out."
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"Now help me think of his flaws."
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"Oh, who am I kidding?"
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"No one would mind waiting five minutes for that."
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"Yours, always."
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"Did he say something about wanting me on his side?"
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"My work isn't about restoring appearance."
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"After the earthquake,"
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"When a child sees a reflection"
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"the emotional ones can begin to heal, as well."
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""Oh, look at me, I have discernible shoulders."
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"That and if it's too heavy, I fall backwards, okay?"
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""Shoulder... Proud.""
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"the roof collapsed, shattering his shoulder."
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"But not the puppy cradled beneath it."
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"You know, shoulders can be replaced."
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"Wow."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, I just... I would not want to have to follow that."
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"How about our honoree, Dr. Snip and Tuck?"
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"Hey, nothing annoying about how he rubs his shoulder so much."
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"Boob juice?"
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"Me too."
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""I so sad.""
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"I got some others. Um..."
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"Hey, do Mr. T-cell!"
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"If your urine tastes like lemonade concentrate,"
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"That's all my time. See you next year!"
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"Bailed me out."
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"You know, before I found out she wasn't real."
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"Yeah, I don't see it."
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"Oh, babe, that is so close to being a compliment."
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"Kind of?"
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""Look at me, I save lives and can wear a backpack.""
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""Look at me, I restore dignity and can do a million sit-ups.""
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"and my judgment's kind of impaired."
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"No, no, no, no! I got it!"
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"Good morning, cubicle monkeys."
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"Here are the invitations for the Welltopia banquet."
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"I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to low-speed Internet."
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"Anybody has a problem with that, they can e-mail me."
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"Or if you want quicker results, you can write an e-mail,"
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"You are not the only one affected by this."
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"Excuse me."
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"My pornography."
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