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Clips from Louie (2010) - Double Date / Mom (S01E01)

"Hello."
Louie (2010)
"Mom, I didn't know you were coming here."
Louie (2010)
"Well, that's because I didn't tell you."
Louie (2010)
"Girls, say hi to your grandma."
Louie (2010)
"Hello, grandma."
Louie (2010)
"Hello, girls."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I gotta take them to their mom's."
Louie (2010)
"You wanna come with me or.... Well, not really, I'm tired."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, why don't you wait here and I'll be back in about half an hour."
Louie (2010)
"Well, what do I do while you're gone?"
Louie (2010)
"Whatever you want. Make yourself something to eat."
Louie (2010)
"That's not really ideal."
Louie (2010)
"I am hungry, but I don't like fending for myself."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't know you were coming. I gotta take them, so--"
Louie (2010)
"What are they doing here anyway? You're divorced."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, let's go, baby. Sorry, Mom, we gotta get going, so...."
Louie (2010)
"I hardly ever see you, and I can't get a thing out of you."
Louie (2010)
"Meanwhile, this one peeps she wants to go and you hop to it."
Louie (2010)
"Bye, Mom. See you later."
Louie (2010)
"I came all this way to see you. I wanted to surprise you."
Louie (2010)
"I need to lie down, have a cup of tea."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go, girls, come on. - I came a long way and I'm very tired."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah? Why is your mommy like that?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, baby. - I deserve more respect than this."
Louie (2010)
"Love is a weird thing. If you really love somebody, you hate them at some point."
Louie (2010)
"Your mother is the first person you ever love."
Louie (2010)
"The first person that you love. Who wants to talk to their mother anymore?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, once you're a grown-up, your mother..."
Louie (2010)
"...who gave birth to you, made everything possible for you..."
Louie (2010)
"But when you're with your friends, - "We got here at 5.""
Louie (2010)
"You're like, "Just shut up. Just shut up. Just shut up.""
Louie (2010)
"Please, let there be another 9/11 right now..."
Louie (2010)
"...and there's a phone call about it so that I don't have to listen to this."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying that if I had known we were going to take a taxi here..."
Louie (2010)
"...I would have dressed differently."
Louie (2010)
"How do you dress for a cab ride, Mom?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, are you guys ready?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry? This print is too small."
Louie (2010)
"Bring me a menu with larger type. Mom, I can read it to you."
Louie (2010)
"I don't need you to read it to me. He can bring me a menu with larger type."
Louie (2010)
"Ma'am, I'm sorry. We don't have menus with larger type."
Louie (2010)
"We don't have those menus."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I guess we'll just have to eat somewhere else."
Louie (2010)
"Here we go, yep."
Louie (2010)
"This salad isn't very good."
Louie (2010)
"In fact, it's not good. I hate it. Mom, why are you here?"
Louie (2010)
"Why did you come here without telling me?"
Louie (2010)
"That's right, I came to tell you that I'm a lesbian."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"I said I'm a lesbian."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I think I always was, even when I was with your father."
Louie (2010)
"We only had sex two times, one was for your brother and the other for you."
Louie (2010)
"And it was..."
Louie (2010)
"...really disgusting."
Louie (2010)
"At least it was for me. I hated it."
Louie (2010)
"All right. And now I know that it was because..."
Louie (2010)
"...I wasn't paying attention to what my body needed."
Louie (2010)
"This is my body."
Louie (2010)
"It's worth something more than squeezing out two men..."
Louie (2010)
"...that I have less in common with than the man I married."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, who needs any of you?"
Louie (2010)
"This is my body. My body is a woman."
Louie (2010)
"Woman!"
Louie (2010)
"Woman."
Louie (2010)
"Woman."
Louie (2010)
"Well, what do you think?"
Louie (2010)
"Don't you have anything to say? Not really."
Louie (2010)
"Wouldn't you like to know how I arrived at this?"
Louie (2010)
"I haven't seen you in a year."
Louie (2010)
"I know. You've gotten fatter. You know..."
Louie (2010)
"...Iast Christmas, you asked kids and I to come with you..."
Louie (2010)
"...to spend it at your house, we get there, it's dark and empty."
Louie (2010)
"You were gone."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I was in Phoenix."
Louie (2010)
"You invited us for Christmas."
Louie (2010)
"And then I decided to go to Phoenix."
Louie (2010)
"It was very cold. And my friend invited me."
Louie (2010)
"My kids spent Christmas in a Holiday Inn..."
Louie (2010)
"...and Santa brought them each a bag of M&M's."
Louie (2010)
"Are you serious?"
Louie (2010)
"Nope. I don't care."
Louie (2010)
"Uh-huh. You're homophobic. Oh, no. Ha, ha."
Louie (2010)
"No, I don't care what you do with your vagina."
Louie (2010)
"Honestly, you can take your vagina and shove it up your ass."
Louie (2010)
"Be careful what you say about the place from whence you came."
Louie (2010)
"From whence I came?"
Louie (2010)
"That's really-- I gotta go."
Louie (2010)
"But I haven't told you about my wife. I don't give a shit, Mom!"
Louie (2010)
"I don't care!"
Louie (2010)
"You know, Lily asked me today why I love you."
Louie (2010)
"I couldn't remember. You know why? Because I don't. I don't."
Louie (2010)
"I really don't love you, Mom."
Louie (2010)
"My kids don't love you, either."
Louie (2010)
"Because you don't care that they're alive. You don't even know that I'm alive."
Louie (2010)
"You didn't come here to see us. You came to parade around your new identity."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I don't give a shit, Mom."
Louie (2010)
"I really don't."
Louie (2010)
"Just go away, please, and don't come back."
Louie (2010)
"This is bullshit, you need to know that."
Louie (2010)
"Dude."
Louie (2010)
"Here's another one, another thing I believe deep down, again..."
Louie (2010)
"...is that gay people should stop doing that, because...."
Louie (2010)
"I have gay friends. That's love."
Louie (2010)
"You should respect what they wanna do with their lives..."
Louie (2010)
"...but they're just-- They're doing it wrong."
Louie (2010)
"It's not supposed to be two vaginas smooshed together."
Louie (2010)
"It doesn't make any sense."
Louie (2010)
"It's like two buckets and you hold the openings against each other."
Louie (2010)
"There's nothing being accomplished."
Louie (2010)
"You need to put a thing in a thing, otherwise what's--?"
Louie (2010)
"What are you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"In an ass of a man, which-- By the way, what better place..."
Louie (2010)
"It's perfect. It's--"
Louie (2010)
"Even a vagina is awkward."
Louie (2010)
"You have to go up and in, and you have to kind of...."
Louie (2010)
"But a guy, you just walk up to him and your dick's in his ass."
Louie (2010)
"That's it, you just walk up behind him."
Louie (2010)
"And it's that simple."
Louie (2010)
"Just-- I'm gay."
Louie (2010)
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