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Clips from Seinfeld - The Subway (S03E03)

"What could it be? You'd think the conductor would explain it to us."
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"I'm sorry, there's a delay. We'll be moving in five minutes."
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"I wanna hear a voice. What's that on my leg?!"
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"Your company sends you on the road often, huh?"
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"Nice. Oh, hey, nice ice bucket there."
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"Make myself comfortable? What does that mean?"
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"Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off?"
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"What if I take mine off and she still has hers on?"
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"So maybe I should leave them on."
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"But what if she takes hers off? She'll feel humiliated."
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"Make yourself comfortable? This woman's unbelievable."
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"This comfortable thing could ruin me."
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"I got it. I'll take my shoes off and sit on the bed."
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"There. That's comfortable."
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"She can't accuse me of being uncomfortable."
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"I gotta tell you, I'm pretty comfortable."
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"- They've got the bug boy on it. - The bug boy?"
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"Yeah, the little fellow's been riding his heart out."
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"- They're gonna break his maiden. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. - It's a little slow out."
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"- Rained last night. - This baby loves the slop."
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"Loves it. Eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop."
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"His father was a mudder."
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"What did I just say?"
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"Hey. All right."
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"Six hundred, Pappernick to win."
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"They still have no pitching. Gooden's a question mark."
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"I'm not worried about the Mets' pitching."
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"- They got no hitting. - No, they got hitting. Bonilla, Murray."
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"- They need speed. - Speed? They've got Coleman."
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"- They need a bullpen. - Franco's no good?"
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"- They got no team leaders. - They got Franco."
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"- But you gotta like their chances. - I love them."
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"If they win it this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series."
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"It's a deal."
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"Why couldn't I take a cab?"
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"For $6, my whole life could have changed."
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"What is that on my leg?"
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"I'll never get out of here."
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"What if I'm here for the rest of my life?"
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"Maybe I'll get out in five seconds."
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"One banana, two banana..."
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"...three banana, four banana..."
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"...five banana."
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"No. I'm still here."
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"Still here. When will they start moving?"
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"Move!"
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"It's moving."
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"Yes!"
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"Yes."
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"Mother******!"
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"Oh, don't worry, I do."
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"My mother used to walk around our apartment..."
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"...in her bra and panties."
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"She didn't look anything like you. She was..."
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"...really disgusting, really bad body."
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"You know, if you can imagine an uglier, fatter version of Shirley Booth."
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"Remember Shirley Booth in Hazel?"
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"Really embarrassing, because I had the only mother..."
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"...in the neighbourhood who was worse than Hazel."
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"Like:"
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"Hazel really puts your mother to shame. You know."
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"What's going on?"
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"It was a pleasure doing business with you, but I have to get going."
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"Get going? But we haven't really, you know..."
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"- Eight dollars? - What are you doing, robbing me?"
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"I wasted my whole morning on you for $8?"
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"Wait a second. What are you doing?"
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"- I'm taking your clothes. - No, no, that's my only suit!"
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"It cost me $350! I got it at Moe Ginsburg!"
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"- Bye, George. - You can't just leave me here."
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"It's Hoy's Boy followed by Jamet..."
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"...Little Baggit, Kiss Harmony and then a long way to Flagrant."
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"...with an 1/8th of a mile to go, Stepagain, Passionel battling it out."
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"- Come on! Yes! - Look at Pappernick, sprouting wings."
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"- Yes! Yes! - Stepagain, just falling back."
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"Stepagain, Pappernick, Pappernick and Stepagain to the line..."
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"- Yes! Yes! Yes! - The winner is Pappernick."
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"Yeah."
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"I haven't had a hot dog at Nathan's in 20 years."
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"First, we ride the Cyclone."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Freeze! Police!"
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"...by the time I got to the police garage, it was closed."
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"You wouldn't believe what this guy put away at Nathan's."
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"Look at what we won. You want him?"
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"Get that out of my face."
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"So you missed the wedding. You'll catch the bris."
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"Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!"
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"How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat, you little punk?"
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"Biff."
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"What, did you whistle on the elevator?"
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"I have my spare key in your apartment, right?"
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"Yeah, in the kitchen drawer."
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"- Give me your key. - What happened?"
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"Never mind what happened, just give me the key."
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"- Come on, I'll go with you. - Here. Pay."
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"Wait, wait. Give me that."
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"All right."
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"So I take the subway down to Coney Island..."
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"...to go on the Cyclone. I'm riding on the subway."
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"I'm sitting on the D train for an hour and 15 minutes..."
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"...to go on a scary ride."
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"Okay, how dumb is that?"
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"That guy's not blind."
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"She. She works, he doesn't. He sounds like my son."
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"Don't- Don't start the train!"
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"Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference."
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"I got something against yours."
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"How about a couple of deep knee bends, maybe some squat-thrusts?"
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"...being counselled by Dick Gregory."
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"Exactly. That's your problem. You should be."
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"French fries."
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"No, I never got the car. We had such a good time..."
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"All right, how about skipping breakfast?"
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"Hey, your mother's uglier than Hazel."
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"Give me the money."
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"...then switch to the IRT, 2, 3, 4 or 5."
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"I'm so tired. I'm gonna fall asleep on that train."
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"Gotta check the quotes."
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