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Clips from ALF - For Your Eyes Only (S01E01)

"sometimes you have to take a chance."
ALF
"alf, alf!"
ALF
"good.let me ask you something."
ALF
"so, how about it?"
ALF
"good night, jody."
ALF
"oh my gosh, the bathroom is a mess!"
ALF
"sorry we had to make a stop."
ALF
"this is sparky."
ALF
"it's a hamster."
ALF
"they taste alike."
ALF
"[ sniffing ]"
ALF
"let's get you to bed."
ALF
"the important thing is that it's over."
ALF
"oops."
ALF
"well, it's only toothpaste."
ALF
"kate, willie, you can come out now."
ALF
"* happy anniversary *"
ALF
"* happy anniversary *"
ALF
"* happy happy happy happy *"
ALF
"cut, cut, cut.... what's going on?"
ALF
"lyrics too complicated?"
ALF
"yes, thank you, but the only problem..."
ALF
"problems, shmoblems... sit down and relax."
ALF
"the old alfer's doing it all tonight--"
ALF
"wink, wink, nudge, nudge."
ALF
"alf is throwing us a surprise anniversary party."
ALF
"just a little informal nothing."
ALF
"we have plans to see nicholas nickleby."
ALF
"the tickets were very hard to get."
ALF
"we appreciate all the trouble you've gone to."
ALF
"good pate, too. what's in it?"
ALF
"let me guess-- lobster, sour cream,"
ALF
"but there's something else."
ALF
"the fluorescent kind-- i wanted it to be special."
ALF
"**"
ALF
"you're going?"
ALF
"eight hours of dickens? take a pillow."
ALF
"another thing--"
ALF
"probably on the phone with his friends."
ALF
"- still there? - i'm here."
ALF
"[ jody ] los angeles seems so overwhelming."
ALF
"i can relate."
ALF
"people react funny... because i'm not like them."
ALF
"put yourself out there. you'll find a friend."
ALF
"hey, jody, you like redheads?"
ALF
"just having a caring person to talk..."
ALF
"we have a pass to magic mountain for you."
ALF
"our number is 555-4455. we'll be right back."
ALF
"why not?"
ALF
"can you give her my number?"
ALF
"found a friend... wish i had one."
ALF
"yeah, this is alf."
ALF
"nice of you to call."
ALF
"hold on a second."
ALF
"jody... what's up babe?"
ALF
"[ clink ]"
ALF
"one shouldn't cut one's toenails in the living room."
ALF
"it causes one to barf up one's dinner."
ALF
"go on."
ALF
"just don't do it. fine."
ALF
"it's probably jody."
ALF
"if it's jody, you get it."
ALF
"i'll get it."
ALF
"who? jody."
ALF
"hold on, jodester."
ALF
"could you all step out on the porch for a few minutes?"
ALF
"i'd like some privacy."
ALF
"i don't know about this."
ALF
"i think it's nice that alf has a friend."
ALF
"why? have you heard something?"
ALF
"ha! ha! [ crash ] oops."
ALF
"nobody walk barefoot in the kitchen."
ALF
"how's the jodester?"
ALF
"terrific-- we have so much in common."
ALF
"we both love cats."
ALF
"ha! ha!"
ALF
"we have a date."
ALF
"date?"
ALF
"you can't go out on a date."
ALF
"looked in a mirror lately?"
ALF
"i lucked out. jody's blind."
ALF
"blind?"
ALF
"you can't go out with her."
ALF
"her blindness isn't the problem."
ALF
"don't you have homework to do?"
ALF
"we don't have anything against jody..."
ALF
"can i borrow the car? no."
ALF
"i won't let jody drive."
ALF
"what happens when she starts asking questions?"
ALF
"she knows-- cincinnati."
ALF
"cincinnati?"
ALF
"what else did you tell her?"
ALF
"the twins..."
ALF
"it was wrong to lie to her."
ALF
"eventually, jody will learn the truth."
ALF
"seeing jody at all..."
ALF
"you have lots of friends."
ALF
"including me."
ALF
"just no friends outside the family."
ALF
"if you need me, i'll be in my room."
ALF
"play charades?"
ALF
"hey, alf..."
ALF
"throw the frisbee?"
ALF
"frisbee--"
ALF
"i've got my cot,"
ALF
"and i'm talking to socks."
ALF
"if you want to play,"
ALF
"fine.brian, wear a face mask."
ALF
"alf..."
ALF
"i hate seeing you like this."
ALF
"i hate to be like this."
ALF
"back on melmac."
ALF
"we were orbit guards together."
ALF
"he didn't have any friends either."
ALF
"am i obnoxious?"
ALF
"no, you're not."
ALF
"[ belch ] good."
ALF
"no,"
ALF
"i'll help you."
ALF
"[ alf ] where's the styling mousse?"
ALF
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