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Clips from ALF - For Your Eyes Only (S01E01)

"talcum powder?"
ALF
"under the sink."
ALF
"mouthwash?"
ALF
"medicine cabinet."
ALF
"mop?"
ALF
"nobody walk barefoot in the bathroom."
ALF
"come on. we'll be late."
ALF
"how do i look?"
ALF
"come on. we have to go."
ALF
"okay, coast is clear."
ALF
"how come she has all these rooms?"
ALF
"you mean you gals don't care about those things?"
ALF
"maybe not.what's willie got in this coat?"
ALF
"i'll be back at 9 o'clock, sharp."
ALF
"sharp!"
ALF
"alright already!"
ALF
"bye."
ALF
"it's a pleasure to meet you."
ALF
"i decorated it myself."
ALF
"in case you were wondering."
ALF
"shall we sit?"
ALF
"i wondered what that was."
ALF
"would you like some shrimp hors d'oeuvres?"
ALF
"hors d'oeuvres."
ALF
"oh, ha, ha, ha."
ALF
"oh, i'm so embarrassed."
ALF
"[ sniffing ]"
ALF
"you'll probably be covered with hair,"
ALF
"i'm used to it."
ALF
"tasty vittles!"
ALF
"nowadays you never know what people will eat."
ALF
"some won't eat red meat; some sugar,"
ALF
"some won't eat fried foods..."
ALF
"thanks, they were delicious!"
ALF
"i'm glad you enjoyed them."
ALF
"i'm too nervous to eat."
ALF
"i eat when i'm nervous."
ALF
"you're nervous?"
ALF
"i also eat when i'm not nervous."
ALF
"...when i'm bored."
ALF
"...all the time."
ALF
"i'm short."
ALF
"how about some music?"
ALF
"if you hadn't said anything,"
ALF
"i might have played the lamp."
ALF
"i don't have those."
ALF
"then, just put on the chipmunks."
ALF
"there's someone calling you. where?"
ALF
"i'm blind, but i'm not deaf."
ALF
"alf, come on!"
ALF
"- what? - it's not what you think."
ALF
"alf!"
ALF
"yeah, coming!"
ALF
"just tell me the truth. the whole truth."
ALF
"except one thing."
ALF
"i care about you, too."
ALF
"i know i am."
ALF
"but it seems that i'm taking the bigger chance."
ALF
"in a second."
ALF
"are you willing to take a chance on me?"
ALF
"[ knocking ]"
ALF
"hi!"
ALF
"you're late."
ALF
"we thought about you wanting a friend."
ALF
"so, here."
ALF
"you got me a rat. nice gesture."
ALF
"same genus, different species."
ALF
"i'll take it back tomorrow."
ALF
"[ sniffing ]"
ALF
"hi, everybody. the bathroom is clean."
ALF
"great!"
ALF
"guess who's coming to dinner?"
ALF
"hmmm."
ALF
"* happy anniversary *"
ALF
"happy anniversary."
ALF
"this is all very nice,"
ALF
"making pate."
ALF
"playdoh."
ALF
"i saw it on pbs. it's un-watchable."
ALF
"the guy who plays wackford squares..."
ALF
"i can relate to that, too."
ALF
"[ ring ]"
ALF
"the shot is up..."
ALF
"jody!"
ALF
"can't wait to meet her."
ALF
"this has nothing to do with her being sightless."
ALF
"what do you have against her?"
ALF
"like where you came from?"
ALF
"and my 2 lovely children."
ALF
"children?"
ALF
"i can't have any friends."
ALF
"alone again, naturally."
ALF
"well, mr. ginzburg,"
ALF
"mcintosh."
ALF
"i'm sure things will get better."
ALF
"i'll help you take that risk."
ALF
"[ crash ]"
ALF
"this is where jody lives."
ALF
"i still think i should have brought her something."
ALF
"don't let her know you're an alien."
ALF
"okay, bye."
ALF
"please, you don't have to bow."
ALF
"in case you were wondering."
ALF
"good idea.there's a chair in front of you."
ALF
"shrimp or what?"
ALF
"i get it - shrimp or deuvres!"
ALF
"cat hairs."
ALF
"persian...'78."
ALF
"there you go."
ALF
"did you want some?"
ALF
"uh huh."
ALF
"you win!"
ALF
"no, it's the girl i'm living with."
ALF
"my parents are going to catch us!"
ALF
"i can't tell you the whole truth."
ALF
"sounds good."
ALF
"good night, alf."
ALF
"we made it!"
ALF
"tonight!"
ALF
"i'll never forget what you did tonight."
ALF
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