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Clips from ALF - For Your Eyes Only (S01E01)

"be right there."
ALF
"* happy anniversary *"
ALF
"* happy happy happy happy *"
ALF
"[ bang ]"
ALF
"the cooking, serving, cleaning..."
ALF
"what's going on?"
ALF
"lobster pate?"
ALF
"aren't you two going out?"
ALF
"what?"
ALF
"cutting roses to look like radishes."
ALF
"that's it."
ALF
"we'll be back."
ALF
"sounds like he's from brooklyn!"
ALF
"guess who smike's father is?"
ALF
"ralph nickleby!ha!"
ALF
"have a good time."
ALF
"yo, lucky, you busy?"
ALF
"[ click ]"
ALF
"i'm dr. schrock... with jody on the line."
ALF
"[ dr. ] jody, what's the cause of your loneliness?"
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"it's like a different planet."
ALF
"i'm afraid of rejection."
ALF
"[ dr. ] you may have to risk the hurt to get things to change."
ALF
"[ dr. ] yeah, yeah, yeah. stay on the line."
ALF
"hello, this is alf."
ALF
"that emotional basket case."
ALF
"tell her she found a friend."
ALF
"hello."
ALF
"[ clip ]"
ALF
"3 points."
ALF
"why not?"
ALF
"[ ring ]"
ALF
"hello?"
ALF
"i just like to hear the sound of her name."
ALF
"who is it?"
ALF
"it's getting a little out of hand."
ALF
"use the kitchen phone."
ALF
"just hang up when i tell you."
ALF
"this is the 3rd call today."
ALF
"where is this relationship going to lead?"
ALF
"does it have to lead anywhere?"
ALF
"is alf getting married?"
ALF
"don't worry, jodester, it's just a gravy boat."
ALF
"talk to you later."
ALF
"of course, i like mine with a side of fries."
ALF
"we're happy you found a friend"
ALF
"outside the family..."
ALF
"meet her?"
ALF
"didn't i tell you?"
ALF
"mine's broken."
ALF
"oh, don't walk barefoot in the laundry room, either."
ALF
"alf, if you go out with jody..."
ALF
"no, they won't. i'm going to jody's place."
ALF
"but jody will see you."
ALF
"blind."
ALF
"because she's blind?"
ALF
"say the word, kate. she's blind!"
ALF
"what is the problem?"
ALF
"- it can wait. - no, it can't."
ALF
"everything..."
ALF
"wholesale band equipment;"
ALF
"from my brief marriage to cathy rigby."
ALF
"i know, but what could i do?"
ALF
"not if cathy rigby keeps her mouth shut."
ALF
"you know it, and we know it."
ALF
"you have lots of friends..."
ALF
"i'd clean it up, but i'm too depressed."
ALF
"it's just you and me."
ALF
"what do you want to do?"
ALF
"sing?"
ALF
"go to a sock hop? ha! ha! ha!"
ALF
"oh, no, i've killed my only friend."
ALF
"excuse me."
ALF
"yes? what?"
ALF
"would you like to go outside..."
ALF
"the what?"
ALF
"guess i'm not in the mood."
ALF
"my washer/dryer combo,"
ALF
"okay."
ALF
"we'll be right outside."
ALF
"of course, he was obnoxious."
ALF
"that's easy for you to say."
ALF
"you didn't just buy a one-way ticket to lonely-ville."
ALF
"but i do understand."
ALF
"dr. schrock says we should take risks,"
ALF
"but how can i take a risk..."
ALF
"you'll what?"
ALF
"[ crash ]"
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"[ crash ]"
ALF
"like a real hunk."
ALF
"hunk of what?"
ALF
"some flowers; some candy;"
ALF
"you don't have to bring her anything."
ALF
"we care a lot, but it's too late."
ALF
"shhhh! it's a glove."
ALF
"nine, right."
ALF
"nine sharp. not an alien."
ALF
"nine sharp. not an alien."
ALF
"it's me."
ALF
"alf, hi! i'm jody."
ALF
"hey, nice place you have here."
ALF
"hmmmm...tough choice."
ALF
"i'll go with the shrimp."
ALF
"ha, ha, ha."
ALF
"i thought i got them all."
ALF
"could be a '79."
ALF
"by the time you leave."
ALF
"they were?"
ALF
"i eat when i'm depressed."
ALF
"...when i'm lonely."
ALF
"i'm a little over weight."
ALF
"what would you like to hear?"
ALF
"anything by the archies or the partridge family."
ALF
"it's cathy rigby, isn't it?"
ALF
"she's only sixteen."
ALF
"it's worse than i thought."
ALF
"this doesn't sound good but i can explain."
ALF
"i can't tell you any of it."
ALF
"i really care about you."
ALF
"you're asking an awful lot."
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