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Clips from Veep - Kissing Your Sister (S05E05)

"I'm really sorry, Mom."
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"You can run again in four years, you know?"
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"- Clear out! - Let's go."
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"Okay, look."
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"Get that clowntard Jonah on the phone right now."
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"But if Tom James wins,"
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"he's gonna be president for the next eight years, Amy. Eight!"
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"- 12, ma'am. - Huh?"
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"But I sound like Kent, so..."
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"I'm gonna be a shriveled-up can of ass."
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"Seriously, I can't... I mean, my political window"
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"just slams shut the second I can't wear sleeveless dresses."
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"Call Jonah right now and tell him to vote for O'Brien."
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"Oh, excuse me. Where is the House Chamber?"
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"The House Chamber is that way."
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"No, it's not. We just..."
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"we just fucking came from there!"
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"No, it's not..."
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"God damn it."
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"They're gonna close the vote."
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"Please, God, deliver Jonah to Congress"
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"- Marjorie? I don't want to talk to you. - I'm sorry, okay?"
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"I told my parents about us."
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"- New Hampshire... - They took it hard, but I don't care."
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"New Hampshire votes for Selina Meyer."
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"The vote is hereby closed."
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"That's O'Brien 25, Meyer 22."
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"the constitutionally required 26 votes."
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"This House is adjourned."
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"I'm sorry, I would like to change my vote."
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"I voted for the wrong person."
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"I would like to change my vote, thank you."
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"Where is everyone going?"
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"The gentleman from New Hampshire"
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"puts forth onto the floor a do-over, thank you."
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"We have just witnessed a historic no decision"
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"in the House of Representatives."
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"Okay, we got to get a statement out."
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"- Oh, hey, Marjorie. - Hello, ma'am."
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"Teddy Roosevelt lost. John Adams lost."
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"Winston Churchill lost."
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"and gone on to do great, great things."
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"Are we done, sweetie?"
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"We are now entering the Red Room,"
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"which originally was the yellow drawing..."
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"Madam President, I am so sorry."
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"- We're just coming through. - Oh, no, it's fine."
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"Everybody come on in. Come on in."
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"Welcome, welcome."
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"Welcome. Hello."
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"Look at you. I think you're from Kansas."
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"- I can see it... - I am. I voted for you twice."
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"This year and back when you ran for president the first time."
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"Oh, you're clutching your bag like I'm gonna steal it."
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"- Oh, no! - No."
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"- Would you like to take a picture? - Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah. She knows what she wants."
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"- Did we get it? - Yeah."
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"Okay, great. Thank you."
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"- I love you. - Oh."
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"- Thank you. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Thank you."
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"Some say a tie is like kissing your sister."
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"But it took an electoral college tie"
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"of a few people in my mother's administration."
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"She likes to hear herself talk."
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"- Shrill. - Did they say shrill?"
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"- What do you think of Dan Egan? - Douchebag."
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"- The other side of the glory hole. - He's fine."
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"One of the most extraordinarily incoherent people I've ever met in my life."
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"Sometimes, like, in a futuristic... like a sci-fi movie,"
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"- and you kind of feel bad. - How about Jonah?"
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"Jonah Ryan is the congressman that the people of New Hampshire deserve."
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"- Can we call that an achievement? - Did you vote for Mom?"
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"If I would have voted, it would have certainly been for your mother."
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"- White House. - I'd say the Galapagos Islands."
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"- Just the seat of power. - I bought two tickets."
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"I don't know who the other is gonna be,"
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"but I'm assuming by then I'll be coupled up."
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"- that has ever been signed into law. - I like to be close to the sun."
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"I haven't thought that far ahead."
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"What's the best lesbian porn site?"
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"I've spent my entire life in the public eye."
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"Almost two months to the day earlier,"
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"When did you first know"
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"And that's you, peanut."
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"you just pick them up and you stuff them in your box"
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"Now this is a special blend I've got."
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"Um, my question was"
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"into a nursery for our arriving Chinese angel."
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"It's made in China so Ellen will feel right at home."
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"- I've changed my mind. - About what?"
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"and used the old two-fingered wood chipper."
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"as if the Vanderbilts had any money left."
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"- 11-10, O'Brien. - I just talked to Furlong."
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"- Oh. - She's on the math team."
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"Oh, okay, good, well, then on this historic day..."
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"What you do now you do for your family."
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"So now as a person in politics under 40,"
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"- Hey! - What?"
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"Why am I even chopping the fucking wood?"
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"We don't even use this shit anymore."
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"I hitched my wagon to a shooting star named Jonah Ryan."
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"And what's it to you? I think it's time to wake up."
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"I guess I have a thing for nurses, huh?"
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"Um, hanging out?"
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"_"
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"I find that my involvement in the club"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Yeah, that's the least reassuring sentence"
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"She's the only person in this town who really gets me."
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"Door."
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"Oh, God, check for lead. Note to self."
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"He was."
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"- And then your plans are different. - Oh, honey, don't cry."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"That's terrible."
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"Honey. Oh, you look terrible!"
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"and this will be the new love palace."
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"No, you'd have to run the table now to win."
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