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Clips from Veep - Kissing Your Sister (S05E05)

"Could you explain to me one more time how this whole thing works?"
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"The Senate will now choose between Senators Tom James and Laura Montez."
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"- Truck stop glory hole. - Can do a handstand still."
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"you'll see, like, a robot that's like the old version of the robot"
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"Just be president."
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"Everyone saying, Mr. President, this is the most important bill"
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"appear in this or any other film."
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"It was 1973."
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"I love my job."
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"that I've gotten better at every year."
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"_"
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"As the vote got closer,"
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"Fuck!"
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"- Oh! - She's here? Oh."
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"...Washington votes for Bill O'Brien."
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"- There he is. - Catherine."
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"- I can't fucking lose this thing. - You won't. You won't."
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"- Shrill. - Shrill."
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"needed to vote to break the tie and choose a president."
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"- Maybe call an Uber. - We can't call an Uber."
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"...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States..."
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"- Oh, Christ. O'Brien's only got 22. - Yeah."
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"but that night ended in an historic electoral college tie"
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"I've been banned for life because I have a low rating."
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"I am very excited to be secretary of state."
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"You know, at night when I dare to close my eyes,"
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"We're hanging on by a thread, but if everyone votes"
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"Yes."
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"I was just checking to see if there was another meeting about me."
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"the American people voted for president,"
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"for President Selina..."
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"Playing catcher is kind of like being the economy czar."
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"You're very welcome."
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"to get three states to abstain and then it would go to the Senate,"
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"Oh."
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"Please, please, please."
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"Fuck you. Fuck you."
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"- Time to wake up. - Stop."
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"Not today."
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"in the Oval Office bathroom just yet."
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"Welcome to Montana."
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"I trust the American people to make the right decision."
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"Wrong ones. I'll be back."
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"Washington votes for Bill O'Brien."
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"What if we tell him to vote for O'Brien?"
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"because technically he'll be an elevated vice president."
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"Whoo!"
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"Thank you."
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"Well, I became president."
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"It's a great opportunity. Thank you."
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"Ooh, bam-a-lama ding dong!"
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"It meant that the House of Representatives"
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"I do not give my consent to have my likeness"
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"Gentlemen, you know the first daughter."
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"I don't know why it's been such a big issue."
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"In mid-November, my mom's team"
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"- Are you filming me? - Might be a crime."
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"One or two might still be alive."
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"I do, yes."
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"Watch your spewing mouth, you animal!"
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"I've heard since It's okay, it's just the tip."
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"So what the fuck is Tom up to?"
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"I mean, whether we're in the White House"
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"Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Oh, other exit."
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"So you didn't tell him that I'm taking his job yet?"
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"She gets the dresser and I'll hang those"
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"and then give him any kind of cancer. I don't care."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - Thank you."
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"Who else would like a photo? Oh!"
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"- Tense. - Shrill."
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"- How would you describe Gary Walsh? - A kind person."
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"Mike is an idiot. It's amazing he got a driver's license."
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