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Clips from Veep - Kissing Your Sister (S05E05)

"- with your mom's twin? - What?"
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"To... never mind."
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"Do you think about what you'll do if my mother doesn't win?"
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"God, I have no idea. What else am I gonna do?"
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"Go out and see the world?"
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"I really... I don't know."
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"Ben, you home."
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"It's the spouse."
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"Hey, sweetie. Hi."
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"Um, Joyce, this is the president's daughter Catherine."
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"Catherine, this is my wife Joyce."
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"- Nice to meet you. - What a surprise."
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"I thought you and the kids were on vacation this week."
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"Yeah, that was last month."
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"Joyce, she took care of me after my third heart attack."
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"These Precious Moments figurines are a very good investment."
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"Would you care for a drink?"
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"This is a friend of his, Gary Walsh."
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"Oh, what's the... what is this concerning?"
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"We are a historically Spanish-speaking motorcycle club"
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"which has been under a great deal of unfair legal scrutiny lately."
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"This is our president, El Cabeza."
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"_"
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"keeps the internecine skirmishes"
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"of Washington in perspective."
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"Yello."
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"- Hey, how far out are you? - We're at security."
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"Get the Hunchback of Notre Hampshire down to the floor."
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"I'd say even more of a kerfuffle."
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"Like a snafu approaching quagmire."
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"Jonah Ryan. Just Google me. Google me."
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"- Hey! - No!"
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"the way we think they're gonna vote, we'll win."
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"It's looking tighter than Will's own butthole"
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"watching Bad News Bears while he jerks off."
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"- How tight is that, Will? - It's very tight, sir."
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"Yeah, but I wouldn't take down the tampon dispenser"
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"If your mom loses? I'll miss her."
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"She's a pretty classy lady."
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"Oh, so I will see you tomorrow night."
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"- Yes. - Yes, indeed."
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"the tension in the White House ratcheted up even further."
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"Run."
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"Sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry."
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"Guys, Mike is a moron. Jesus Christ!"
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"I can't wait until after the inauguration."
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"I'm sure he's an inspiration to other slow adults,"
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"but it's enough already with Mike."
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"I'll start lining up interviews."
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"Since the surrogate's pregnant,"
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"we've converted the man cave back into a baby cave."
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"And this thing here was already hard mounted."
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"It's pretty solid, so I think I'm just gonna leave it here, you know?"
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"That way, we can play educational stuff for the baby."
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"You know, Barney, nature films, nothing harmful."
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"Let's go in here. We can talk privately in here, Tom."
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"I've been waiting for this for a very long time."
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"- Okay, how stupid are you, you motherfucking snake?"
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"Fuck."
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"- All right, I wanted to fuck you! - That's right!"
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"And now you're trying to fuck me again tonight."
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"No, I'm gonna fuck you!"
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"Have you thought about what you'll do if my mother loses?"
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"We'll be fine."
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"Sorry."
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"Yeah, hi. It's this couch right here, yeah."
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"or we're antiquing in Charleston"
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"you know, it's like we'll be fine."
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"- Where do you want this? - Just not here."
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"My father was a navy guy,"
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"What about Congressman Graves?"
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"No."
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"Um..."
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"did I tell you I have a photograph of my father?"
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"- New Hampshire? - Where is he?"
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"The state of New Hampshire begs the floor's indulgence."
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"We are still missing a member of our delegation."
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"I thought that you said he was at security."
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"He's 18 feet tall. How could he have gone missing?"
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"- Jesus. Catherine, move. - Ow!"
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"Oh, you want it open? Sorry. Okay, I got it."
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"- Hi, Mom. - Welcome home. Oh!"
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"- Hi. Hi. - Grandma. Grandpa."
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"This is Catherine Meyer, my, uh, work friend."
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"What if you think they're gonna make a certain decision"
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"what you thought was gonna happen?"
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"Mommy's gonna get elected, honey."
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"Marjorie and I broke up."
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"- Do you need a tissue? - No, I'm fine."
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"Yeah, no, you do."
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"You look terrible."
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"Oh..."
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"Honey, let me tell you something."
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"There are other... there are other fish in the sapphic sea, babe."
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"I mean, seriously, there are more lesbians in the Secret Service, even."
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"- You feel better? - Yeah, a little bit."
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"I'm laser-focused"
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"Not everybody gets to just walk into the Oval."
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"What the what? What, are you doing an interview?"
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"Yeah, he is."
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"- Well, completely slipped my mind. - Okay."
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"Ma'am, here are the talking points for this afternoon."
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"Oh, no. Sorry."
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"So you see what I'm dealing with here."
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"No, that'll be your first press release."
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"Now that there will be three babies on the way,"
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"we decided to move the kiddos upstairs to the master"
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"in the... I don't know where."
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"The lead, still a problem."
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"Raise your right hand, please."
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"- I do solemnly swear... - I do solemnly swear..."
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"...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States..."
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"Vermont abstains from the vote."
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"Oh, God."
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"What?"
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"There's no way you can get to 26."
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"- What if we get West Virginia? - You're not gonna get anything."
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"Can we..."
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"You can't win, ma'am. You're not gonna be president."
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"- Virginia votes for Bill O'Brien. - Ma'am?"
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