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Clips from Veep - Kissing Your Sister (S05E05)

"Especially because this is the kind of job"
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"And it's also the kind of job"
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"I think he's called Happy Sun Bear."
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"So much cheaper. And we've checked the room for lead,"
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"I have to get a guy to check the room for lead, but we will check for lead."
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"challenged the vote totals in Nevada,"
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"And even though, and I quote,"
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"the fact that I'm a woman means we will no longer have any women presidents"
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"Well, I'll give you this..."
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"What would you do if you lost?"
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"You keep harping on this."
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"But I'll tell you something, I have lost elections."
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"I lost the first time that I ran for Congress."
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"They called me Selina Vanderbilt"
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"Anyway, after that, you know, I went to Arizona to a spa"
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"and I took stock"
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"and I asked myself some tough questions..."
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"Wait, is that when you had your nervous breakdown?"
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"No, when Rosa had to take care of me"
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"because you went to a mental hospital."
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"No, darling, I didn't go to a mental hospital."
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"I went to a spa."
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"Is this how this is all going to be in your movie?"
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"He said everything's under control plus a bunch of stuff"
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"about assholes and jizz and my pretty mouth."
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"Richard, where is Jonah?"
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"I couldn't find my clothes. I had to get this out of her dad's closet."
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"She already told me she was a senior at Georgetown."
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"Turns out she meant Georgetown Day School."
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"Oh, yeah, Catherine asked me to help assist her with documenting the vote."
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"Plus she taught me how to make sure the camera is on."
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"- Also, the president's on the line. - Oh, motherfuck."
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"- Jonah, can you hear me? - Yes, ma'am."
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"You get yourself in there and you vote for me!"
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"Is my entire presidency about to have its neck snapped by Congressman Lennie here?"
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"Call all friendlies. Let's slow this thing down."
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"The great state of Michigan"
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"would like to cast its vote."
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"My mom lost the Nevada recount,"
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"My dear mee-maw died."
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"This is the Oval Office."
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"Wow, three generations of Meyer women."
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"Mother, this right here"
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"And it was used by FDR"
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"and now by me, Mother, your daughter."
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"I do hope you'll wait till your hair grows"
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"to have your portrait painted."
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"This has been fun."
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"- She looks like a boy. - Okay."
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"It doesn't seem that deep. Look."
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"Excuse me, should this be deeper?"
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"Have you ever lost a grandparent?"
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"All my grandparents are dead."
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"Wait. Um, no."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Listen, um..."
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"...so, if you're not doing anything later..."
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"Jesus fucking Christ. You got to tell your sister to stop calling me."
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"Hmm. Hey, girl."
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"you just... wait, cut."
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"Actually, I'm the one that's supposed to say cut."
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"No, no, no, I'm saying it because we're starting that over."
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"Ready? Action."
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"As a person in politics who's younger than most of her... cut, cut."
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"- No, Amy, please don't actually say... - Action."
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"We were really disappointed about the Chinese adoption sanctions."
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"That... but on the bright side,"
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"I mean, surround sound, 55-inch television screen."
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"It actually cost the same as the kid, so it works out."
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"I can't wait for Wendy to see it. She is gonna..."
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"possibly like it."
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"Do you like working at the White House?"
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"Have you enjoyed working for the president?"
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"Yes."
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"- Were you ever frightened for your life? - No."
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"Everybody else that I've interviewed just"
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"talks about themselves all the time and..."
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"Um, would you like to have dinner with me sometime?"
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"Oh, yeah, I... I would love that."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Well, I..."
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"- I didn't mean that to come across... - No, it didn't."
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"Well, I mean, I like guys."
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"The Thanksgiving death of Congressman Harry Sherman"
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"put the key state of New Hampshire back in play for the House vote."
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"How am I doing? Eating so much pussy I'm shitting clit, son."
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"This is an elementary school!"
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"Hey, you are gonna pay for that."
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"- That is assault. - Out. Out."
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"That is assault. You are witnesses."
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"Hello there. I'm Jonah Ryan."
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"Ah, fuck."
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"Ah, fuck."
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"I think the problem is that you lack upper body strength."
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"Oh!"
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"It's the 21st century."
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"Worked fine."
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"Ah, and I grew up right here"
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"Well, maybe I should say comet"
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"because shooting stars burn out and he never will."
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"The only downside is that I'll probably have to miss"
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"my Gilbert & Sullivan Society annual show."
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"You know, operetta is my passion."
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"♪ If you want to know who we are ♪"
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"♪ We are gentlemen of Japan... ♪"
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"...home to Motown,"
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"would like to cast its vote"
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"Michigan votes for Selina Meyer."
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"- If you held the camera... - I'm not gonna hold the camera, Richard."
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"How would I be on the camera..."
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"Jesus Christ, Richard! You could have killed me."
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"Can't you do two simple things at once?"
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"I just thank God I didn't hit those schoolchildren."
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"Well, actually, the car won't start."
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"Missouri abstains from the vote."
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"like some kind of grand fucking chess master."
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"Stalemate his endgame. Shades of Karpov versus Kasparov."
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"Tom just needs to make sure that no one gets to 26"
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"- That's it. - Where is Jonah, folks?"
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"Motherfucker! They're taking a Lyft now?"
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"Is it weird going hallway to hallway"
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