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Clips from Veep - Kissing Your Sister (S05E05)

"The House will come to order for a roll call vote"
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"last in every other fucking thing."
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"While the public will always remember me as the little girl"
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"and my family's life happened when the House of Representatives"
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"I have to go back to where it all began,"
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"The president will see you now."
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"I set out to make a film about the tie,"
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"I ended up discovering something about myself."
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"that you wanted to be president?"
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"- Catherine, out. - I was a very little girl"
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"but I think maybe we should start making our list"
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"- Where are you? - I don't know."
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"the parrot's gonna make noise and wake up her mom."
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"Well, it's a really intuitive feature."
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"Bring me a change of clothes and come and get me."
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"but my mom did everything she could to get them back on track."
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"There's not a lot of glory, but a lot of squatting."
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"A lot of asses in your face."
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"Thank you so much, Senator James."
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"Oh, yeah, like one of those movies for people who like to be sad."
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"Now, if I were Tom James, I would just try"
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"It says, I'm so sorry, Bill Ericsson."
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"Well, I'll tell you something,"
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"Swirl it around a bit."
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"I just think they ran out of money."
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"Yeah, right after the inauguration,"
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"we'll show Mr. McShittock the door."
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"that you need to be fast on your feet."
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"You need to be quick and you need to sort of,"
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"uh, I don't even know what the word is."
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"We're in the process of converting the guest bedroom"
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"And Ta-da! We went with a Winnie the Pooh knockoff."
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"so there's... actually, I need... I'm supposed to check..."
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"which meant the tie might not be a tie any longer."
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"Send me to Nevada. I want the job."
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"Oh, but so does Candi Caruso."
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"because we've already tried one and she fucking sucked."
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"Candi Caruso would not eat this amount of shit."
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"Unless afterward she went into a bathroom stall"
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"Why would I want to stand next to a twig"
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"like that all day when I can stand next to you?"
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"No, no, I did not... no, I went to a spa, sweetie."
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"Massachusetts votes for Selina Meyer."
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"- Morning! - Shut the fuck up, Richard."
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"Well, you can't scream that in this neighborhood."
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"You listen to me, all right? You are already dead."
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"But first, let us pray."
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"but that was overshadowed by some terrible news."
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"It's like the best episode of Falcon Crest ever."
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"is the Resolute desk."
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"Oh, yeah, that's not that deep."
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"Good to be back in good old DC,"
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"away from the greed, the money, and the hookers."
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"I turned the nursery into a man cave for me."
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"Are you really ready to take a bullet for the president?"
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"- Have you ever killed a man? - Can't say."
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"Do you think my mom's a good president?"
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"- Yes. - That was perfect."
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"I should say that... you know that I'm not gay?"
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"You know, it's just I assumed just because,"
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"you know, the way you dress and stare at me."
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"I followed candidate Jonah Ryan as he campaigned in his home state."
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"- This is assault! - Right now, get out."
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"Mothercunt. Piece of shit."
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"Careful. Careful. Careful."
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"in the awesome state of New Hampshire."
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"aka Hitsville USA,"
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"Catherine Meyer."
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"- Jesus, Richard, please drive faster. - Minnesota?"
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"Who gives a fuck about them? Go! Go!"
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"- Missouri abstained? - Abstained?"
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"This is Tom and he's making a move"
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"Right."
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"- Oh, who's that for, Kent? - Guys, Missouri's gonna abstain."
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"and then get his buddy Marwood to make sure there's not another vote."
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"You big lesbo."
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"Suddenly everything in my life made sense."
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"Actually, I got a question for you."
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"I don't even like looking out my window, so..."
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"My second wife was a nurse as well."
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"Yeah, but I his best nurse."
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"Hi, yeah, I'm trying to reach Charlie Baird."
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"_"
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"_"
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"These are my compatriots."
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"Hola, chica. ¿Cómo estás?"
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"Well, we've reached a little bit of a kerfuffle."
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"- Come on, fucking Google me. - Calm down, sir."
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"when he's got his finger jammed up there"
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"How will you feel if my mom loses?"
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"Yes?"
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"Okay."
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"No."
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"So what's up with all the hockey stuff?"
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"Shit."
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"No, I am fucking you tonight!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please."
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"or we're on the pink, sandy beaches of Barbuda,"
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"We haven't even been to Italy."
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"so we travelled the world quite a bit."
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"I thought that he was doing it."
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"- I'm so excited."
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"Hi."
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"- Catherine, this is my mom, my dad. - Hi."
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"What?"
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"We had a fight."
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"and they make a different decision and then it completely derails"
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"Marjorie is insufferable, okay?"
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"Good girl. Good. Okay, let's get back."
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"Legacy is not something that I can be concerned with."
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"on doing the best possible job I can..."
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"...as president... Catherine."
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"Madam President."
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"- Wayne! Hey! - Hey."
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"- See you at poker on Wednesday. - Right."
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"That's three abstentions. Sorry, ma'am."
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"Wait, though, isn't there anything that we can do?"
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"- But what if we get Virginia? - You're not gonna get Virginia."
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"Can we give them farm subsidies?"
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"Virginia votes for Bill O'Brien."
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