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Clips from The Simpsons - There's No Disgrace Like Home (S01E01)

"No, no. Now, wait a minute."
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"People, please!"
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"Excellent. Excellent."
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"-Nice hair, Mom. -I thought we were making real progress."
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"Wait a minute, Doc, your TV commercial said,"
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"family bliss or double our money back."
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"All right. Get the money."
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"20,40,60,80,1.20,40,60,80,2. 20,40,60,80,3."
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"Just go, and never tell anyone you were here!"
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"Wow, 500 smackers."
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"Homer, how wonderful. Our first pleasant surprise."
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"Shouldn't we be heading down to the pawn shop to get our TV back?"
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"We're gonna get a new TV."
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"Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones..."
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"- you love him more. - No, you do."
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"I don't want to embarrass myself at the company picnic."
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"Uh, hello, there, uh-- uh--"
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"Why, she's growing like a weed."
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"Oh, for the love of Peter. That's all anybody brought."
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"Now remember, as far as anyone knows,"
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"D-oh! Be normal. Be normal!"
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"Thank you."
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"Bart!"
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"Don't. No!"
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"Please get off my property until next year.""
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"Homie, get in the car."
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"Yesterday was a real eye-opener."
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"Papa, I believe I heard some rustling in the bushes."
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"Whoa, look at this place. What a dump!"
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"It's worse than you think."
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"Quiet, boy. Let the nice people enjoy their beers."
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"That figures. Come on, you stupid dog."
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"This fight is over!"
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"All-Star Boxing is brought to you by..."
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"Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference."
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"We're not licked yet."
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"- Ah! Give me that. - See?"
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"Now, don't touch any of those buttons in front of you..."
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"-just testing."
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"- Whoa! - Aaah!"
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"Bart, Lisa, stop that."
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"Wait! Wait! Folks, if I could--"
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"No! You don't understand, Simpsons!"
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"Boy."
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"No, I'm sorry, you're not! You've just got to go."
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"It's not the money, as much as the feeling that we earned it."
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"we're a nice, normal family."
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"Gee, do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?"
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"Honey, you look so tired. Would you like me to drive?"
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"B-i-n-g-o and Bingo was his name, oh"
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"I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town."
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"I wanna be alone with my thought."
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"- Simpson, Homer. - Here you go, sir."
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"- you remember the rules? - Shut my mouth, and let your boss win."
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"Well, it's a greatness that others can't see, but it's there."
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"who's been terrorizing the neighborhood."
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"Forty-eight. Forty-nine. Fifty."
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"Can the chatter, and bow your heads."
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"Cash, of course. I've got $250 right here with me."
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"The father/son-sack race..."
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"- D-oh! - Don't have a cow, Dad."
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"Why don't you call right now?"
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"You're right. There."
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"No. just congratulating the son on a fine joke about his old man."
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"There it is, kids!"
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"Let's go celebrate our newfound ability to express love."
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"Homer!"
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"- Yeah. Oh, yeah? - Lisa] Yeah. Yeah!"
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"And if it's not true greatness we have, we're at least average."
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"He's here at last my one and only Good-bye friends"
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"- Yes, sir? - Get that man's name."
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"are dependent on their mother regurgitating food which she has found."
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"Okay, now look, my boss is gonna be at this picnic."
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"- Want some pretzels? - No, thanks. We're on duty."
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"Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers."
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"I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed."
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"- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh."
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"I'll have plenty of time to explain while I warm up the..."
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"And begin."
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"-How could you shock your little sister? -My finger slipped."
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"And won't that be wonderful, Homer?"
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"No! No! Simpsons!"
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"Oh, please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time."
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"Ah! Oh, yes. Uh, oh, and this must be your lovely wife, Marge."
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"- Are you set? - Yes."
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"Close one this year."
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"- Marge, knock it off. - Well, I'm sorry."
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"The father of the family has worked all day..."
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"- A couple beers would be nice, though. - Two bucks, boys."
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"- Why, you got two I haven't met? - Why, you--"
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"When will I learn?"
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"Would you pay $150 for this lovely Motorola?"
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"Afternoon, Simpson. What can I do for ya?"
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"- Bart! - Come on, family."
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"Yea!"
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"Homer, what have you got for us?"
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"Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo."
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"20,40,60,80,4. 20,40,60,80,500."
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"You did it, Dad."
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"Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!"
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