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Clips from Louie (2010) - New Jersey / Airport (S02E02)

"I don't have to get up 'til, like, 7:00 a.m."
Louie (2010)
"That hurts my brain, 'cause at--"
Louie (2010)
"Ahh..."
Louie (2010)
"And she's feeding syrupy heroin"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"See you later, man."
Louie (2010)
"you gotta hang out and get laid."
Louie (2010)
"Heck no."
Louie (2010)
"I have a wife and two kids"
Louie (2010)
"You can have anyone you want,"
Louie (2010)
"so you need to stay here."
Louie (2010)
"Now just sit down, goddamn it, and wait."
Louie (2010)
"Can I get a shot?"
Louie (2010)
"A shot of what?"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"It was really, really good. Really, thank-- That's--"
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"Thanks a lot."
Louie (2010)
"- because I only have the ones from when you were younger. - Sure."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, it was, it was..."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you were at--you were at the show? Yes."
Louie (2010)
"It's just that I don't know you"
Louie (2010)
"Are we going to New Jersey?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, well, we're very wealthy."
Louie (2010)
"and show him my pussy."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but-- I-- I-- it's just that--"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but I-- I thought that we would be alone."
Louie (2010)
"Do you guys do this all the time?"
Louie (2010)
"Listen, whatever you guys are into, that's fine."
Louie (2010)
"Can you drive me back to the city?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I really don't wanna go back out."
Louie (2010)
"The children have soccer tomorrow."
Louie (2010)
"I got into a weird thing with some woman and I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"I think I'm near you."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, I--"
Louie (2010)
"You got GPS on your phone."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You're not going anywhere."
Louie (2010)
"They ruin their lives and now they wanna--"
Louie (2010)
"So you just jumped in a woman's car,"
Louie (2010)
"Just please take me home, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God."
Louie (2010)
"'cause you had to look at"
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry and thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Next time, find a vagina in New York, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you live in this area code?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, you should."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, man, when are you gonna grow up?"
Louie (2010)
"Settle down?"
Louie (2010)
"But look at you, man."
Louie (2010)
"Where is this headed?"
Louie (2010)
"In my house, with my wife, with my kids,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm not in the wrong state,"
Louie (2010)
"He's ten times the man you are."
Louie (2010)
"Don't tell me when I can talk."
Louie (2010)
"It is when it's in my house!"
Louie (2010)
""Yeah, that's going to my grave with me, that one is.""
Louie (2010)
"Either because you're--"
Louie (2010)
"That's-- I'm not telling any people about that."
Louie (2010)
"So why-- why are you going to Paris?"
Louie (2010)
"he wants to be with him."
Louie (2010)
"So you're going for what?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, man."
Louie (2010)
"Can I have your passport, too?"
Louie (2010)
"What's your return-- what's the return?"
Louie (2010)
"When are you coming?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, here's the thing."
Louie (2010)
"you still got all your hopes pinned on me, am I right?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Right."
Louie (2010)
"So what I'm saying to you"
Louie (2010)
"stop doing that."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, man."
Louie (2010)
"and now he has a whim to be a family again"
Louie (2010)
"That-- What?"
Louie (2010)
"You're really strong."
Louie (2010)
"and here you're tailing after this guy?"
Louie (2010)
"I have a hard time believing that I feel this way"
Louie (2010)
"Oh..."
Louie (2010)
"It's my choice, I can if I want to."
Louie (2010)
"If I wanna do it, I'll wait, I'm gonna wait."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit."
Louie (2010)
"Go down to two."
Louie (2010)
"Wave to me!"
Louie (2010)
"Wave to me!"
Louie (2010)
"... Flight 1760..."
Louie (2010)
"No, I like-- my favorite thing to do is sleep now."
Louie (2010)
"I love sleep."
Louie (2010)
"Sleep is like-- that's my thing."
Louie (2010)
"And my kids don't let me."
Louie (2010)
"to get them to school."
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"with getting out of bed before you have to."
Louie (2010)
""Daddy, look, it's all still here !""
Louie (2010)
"Ahh..."
Louie (2010)
"And sleep was like a goddess whore"
Louie (2010)
"just sucking me off, just..."
Louie (2010)
"She's got a gold helmet and 40 tongues and she's--"
Louie (2010)
"Ahh..."
Louie (2010)
"And she's speaking in a dead language."
Louie (2010)
"Los stalica forgentila !"
Louie (2010)
"into my penis while she's sucking--"
Louie (2010)
"Please let this be real, let this be real."
Louie (2010)
""Daddy !""
Louie (2010)
""Daddy, wake up !""
Louie (2010)
"Thanks a lot, folks, good night."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, good set."
Louie (2010)
"but they sounded happy through the door."
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"This is Steven."
Louie (2010)
"Nice to meet you, big fan."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I gotta--"
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"Why, what?"
Louie (2010)
"After a set like that,"
Louie (2010)
"I haven't done that since I was, like, 20."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta go home and pick 'em up in the morning."
Louie (2010)
"Is that what you do?"
Louie (2010)
"You hang out after shows and pick up girls?"
Louie (2010)
"I have a family."
Louie (2010)
"Don't be an asshole."
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